the new ai “Friend” is truly just glamorized spyware preying on lonely people, but I do find it somewhat impressive that we’ve managed to invent a real life evil cursed amulet that you can buy for 99 dollars. you can just own a cursed amulet now. that’s a thing you can do

i fucking hate lesbians that use he/him

I can now fade away into secrecy as long as you all have dark mode enabled. if you don't I will take it personally. hey. hey you. you shouldn't be able to read this. jerk

sometimes you’ll see a post on the dash with a hundred something notes, and you won’t think twice about it until you scroll and realize with a sense of horror that all of those notes were from a single person, that person being your mutual, and suddenly your dash is just a single photo of a lobster for the next couple hours

bigggg fan of characters who died before their arc completed. who never got that happy ending. bonus points if they come back but it’s not the same and never will be