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Princex Daisy

Age: 22 Pronouns: She/They Country of Origin: Sarasaland Quote: "I'm gonna peg that boy." She loves nothing more than sports and blowing things up for the laughs. She also has an unbearable desire for tall Italian men with a fondness for kittens and pasta. She's wanting Luigi so she can squeeze and snuggle up to him all night long.

Prince Peasley

Age: 23 Pronouns: He/They Country of Origin: Beanbean Kingdom Quote: "I vow to forever water my darling flower with the love and devotion he truly deserves!" A fruity little bean who cares deeply for nature and has a special fondness for men of all shapes and sizes. He would love nothing more than to devote afternoons to giving his future partner flowers and calling them 'Princess.' He's looking at Luigi as his princess to shower with his affections 'till the day he wilts.

King Bowser (Video Game version)

Age: 85 (37 in Koopa years) Pronouns: He/Him Country of Origin: The Darklands Quote: "Peach is pretty hot, but hey, gotta try out your options with other humans!" You know him, whether you hate him or love him... the Great Koopa King of the koopas! He loves kidnapping princesses (or princes) and playing the piano to devote time to his unreleased love songs. He's hoping Luigi can be his forever princess that won't ever escape him... and hopefully Junior will love. But he certainly won't love him! Not at all... 😉

King Boo

Age: 2000+ Pronouns: He/They/It Country of Origin: Boo Woods Quote: "He's perfect for my collection!" He may be old as time, but this boo is still willing to go on a hunt for love, and this time, it's Luigi! He has a strange fascination with all things gothic and artistic. He's hoping Luigi can be his muse to forever gaze at 'till his heart's content!

Waluigi

Age: 25 Pronouns: He/Him Country of Origin: Jewelry Land Quote: "I hate that Luigi! I would never date someone as... cute... in an ugly way as him!" Commonly seen around the vile Wario, Waluigi claims he doesn't even like Luigi! He loves picking on Luigi and even selling his underwear over on EBay to get a few coins, but he has yet to inquire why he had it in his possession! But remember... no crushes!

Dimentio

Age: ??? Pronouns: He/It Country of Origin: ??? Quote: "Luigi is a strange fellow... just what I need as my encore!" He has a fond appreciation for all things theatrical and simply LOVES an entourage! He loves practical jokes, world domination, and making people smile... including himself! He is hoping Luigi can be the right tool needed in his growing curiosity of the world's kindness and generosity!

Which one of these suitors will prevail? Or will they all lose in a slow, painful battle of heartbreak?