#wallstuck

-breakfast beats-

so,, who remembers the bobs burgers episode “crawl space”; cause i do. 

for this au, roxy and dirk are raising dave and rose,, and sometimes their legal guardians actually come home.

look i did troll levi and erwin!!!!!!!!

i didn't even base it on a panel i fucking did it from scratch because i'm FUCKING MENTAL. jesus christ this has literally taken hours. i am so proud. 

what the heck are you guys even look at anyway. troll nerds

if it isn't obvious erwin is a violet seadweller and levi's blood colour is still a secret oooooooooh. 

except instead of allowing her to see anything in the incipisphere, she can smell anything in it

Rivaille as Mikasa's guardian or vice versa would be really hilarious.  Just saying.

Since they've got an 8 player pre-scratch and 12 player post scratch session due to ??? shenanigans, some players would probably be without guardians

Probably Ymir, Reiner, Bertholdt, and Annie

In order to allow for Rivaille and Mikasa hilarity, Irvin would end up being Eren's guardian

Rest of the matchups are probably something like: Hanji and Armin, Auruo and Jean, Mike and Sasha, Gunter and Connie, Erd and Christa, Petra and Marco

Is anyone in this even ectorelated?  who knows

PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE CLEANING WARS

Sasha uses a photo of Mike and a pair of Nose Glasses to make the Smelly Sleuth Specs

SPACE BUDDIES

the guardians would probably gather up to perform a valiant group sacrifice for their charges

if Hanji god-tiered in the previous session they'd probably try and find their own way to escape into the next, although a lot of feelings would probably be involved since they essentially lost more than half their team