#wallopinwebyapper

      the woman was heading back  to  her  office  with  a  bag  full  of  takeout  for  herself  and  the  boys  when  she  was  suddenly  picked  up  by  something,  well,  more  like  someone.  eyes  went  wide  as  she  looked  at  the  famous  webslinger's  masked  face.  ❝  mr.  parker,  i'm  going  to  ask  you  to  put  me  down,  thank  you..  i'm  not  a  damsel  in  distress,  and  i  can  get  to  my  office  just  fine,  i  really  want  to  know  why  you  decided  to  pick  me  up,  there's  no  danger  around,  is  it?  ❞

          *  ♡  ‧͙   ˚˖· ⬦ ‧͙  @wallopinwebyapper ℎ𝑖𝑡𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒 ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑡 𝑓𝑜𝑟  ❛ a one liner ❜  ━━  𝑎𝑐𝑐𝑒𝑝𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔    

Who the fuck just texted people about lasers and frogs and then DIDN'T reply when asked who they were via carefully selected memery??

It had bothered her enough that even though she knew it was a wrong number she texted them back again.

[ TXT ] : uhm hellloooooooo frog person i am talking to youuuuu

[ TXT ] : i beseech thee bro, whomst r u??

[ TXT ] :

@wallopinwebyapper sent: ❄️ to throw a snowball at my muse

        *⁺  ‧͙  ˚  .  *⋆  @wallopinwebyapper  𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑠  ❛ 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑘 𝑖 𝑜𝑛𝑙𝑦 𝑤𝑎𝑛𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑢𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑟 𝑚𝑦 𝑚𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑙𝑒𝑡𝑜𝑒. ❜  ━━  𝑎𝑐𝑐𝑒𝑝𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔

      pretty little peter was always this  cute  with  her.  that  phrase,  followed  by  his  cute  little  smile,  would  melt  the  coldest  snowman  in  new  york,  and  wanda  couldn't  help  but  smile.  ❝  and  i  think  i  only  want  you  under  my  mistletoe  as  well.  ❞  then  wanda  wiggled  her  finger  as  a  mistletoe  appeared,  hovering  over  them  with  magic;  without  another  thought,  she  cupped  his  cheek  and  kissed  him  deeply.

The news doesn't really give him much. He doesn't trust most of them anymore than he trusts his own crew sometimes. But if the bats told him to wait for this guy, he'll give him a chance. One. Maybe two if he's not too bad. He'd looked down the ledge and just about dropped his cup of coffee reaching for it when someone just tips it back onto the flat surface.

" Thanks. " He picks up the cup. " You're late. "

"No way!"

The girl only arrived in this universe for a few hours and she found someone who is 𝓳𝓾𝓼𝓽 𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮 𝓱𝓮𝓻. Her spider senses detected another person with similar powers. She scanned the area with her mask behind her young face to see where this power is coming from.