Yo ship Wahganson with me okay? Tell me headcanons.
yo! dID YOU SAY HEADCANONS? IM ALWAYS UP FOR TRADING HEADCANONS YEAH (these are mostly fluff :P)
Henry brings Mike dinner when he works late sometimes
lucas may or may not have gotten mikeâs kids hooked on some of his less gory comic books shhh donât tell him
they have movie nights where basically lucas and henry and mike and karen and the kids basically pile up on a giant pillow mattress on the hanson houseâs living room floor and watch disney movies
hanson cried a little at mufasaâs death in the lion king and karen laughed at him/comforted him/made fun of him
lucas hid on one of the dead-body-wall-slots (i donât know what theyâre called) to scare mike by jumping up and shouting âbooâ. henry was in on it. he was the one who opened it. hanson smacked theme both over the head
hansonâs kids call henry and lucas âthe funny sounding oneâ and âthe really tall oneâ
you know what henry and lucas are both huge subs and hanson is a gentle dom. i could go into specifics but i havenât had nearly enough coffee to write porn
henry tried to throw away the microwave at the hanson house. karen rescued it from the trash bin and mike scolded him
speaking of microwaves, lucas basically lived off of hot pockets and poptarts but mike taught him hot to cook after henry went to his place and opened the freezer and refused to touch anything
henry will eat the occasional toaster-ovened bagel bite if a) heâs blissed-out from sex or b) really tired
henry gets stabbed while on a case and the doctors save his life but lucas and the entire hanson clan are so concerned and he feels so guilty for worrying them and abeâs just like âso are you gonna tell themâ
karenâs an artist and mikeâs not really an art person but he goes to every single one of her exhbitions with her and henry goes to some andhe thinks sheâs very talented and lucas tried to learn to draw batman with the kids from her
for some reason i get this image of karen: long, wavy brown/red hair, bright smile, gold jewelry, looks good in green, wears baggy sweatpants and too-big tshirts around the hanson house 50% of the time but dresses semi-professionally when she goes out or to art shows. likes fruity drinks but damn she can drink most of the precinct under the table. ARO ACE KAREN WHO WANTED KIDS AND IS BFFS WITH MIKE AND MARRIED HIM FOR COP AND TAX BENEFITS AND HEâS GAY AF BUT GAY COPS IN NEW YORK CAUSES PROBLEMS AND SO SHE GETS SPOUSAL PRIVILEGES (IE SHE CAN VISIT HIM IN THE HOSPITAL IF HE GETS HURT)
lucas loves looking after the hanson kids
lucas and henry and hanson and abe sometimes have dinner at henryâs place and hanson and abe are history nerds and lucas throws out random facts and henry laughs on the inside because heâs lived through 70% of what they talk about
