#wacky rambles

1. Repeat bae’s inspiring words in front of the whole audience up against you and take the time to let her know that you are referring to her.

2. Use your tingling wench sense to detect the lady knight of your heart no matter where and when (or whom you are currently talking to).

3. Compliment her a lot.

4. Agree with her on battle tactics.

5. No more insults - but offer to insult her in case she wants it.

6. Stutter like an idiot because you can’t drop the truth bomb just yet that you came to Winterfell because OF HER AND BECAUSE YOU ARE IN LOVE WITH HER.

7. Offer to serve her and look like a lost puppy so that she will let you be by her side.

8. SCRAMBLE TO YOUR FUCKIN’ FEET when your woman enters the room.

9. “MY LADY!”

10. Offer her to sit with you.

11. Pull the chair back for her like a true gentleman.

12. “HOLD MY WINE while I’ll get you a knighthood!”

13. Tell her to kneel - but softly.

14. KNIGHT HER SO HARD AND YET SO SOFT.

Jaime: *tries to flirt*

Brienne: *is confused*

Jaime: *eats his shirt*

Jaime *teary eyed*: I crippled a boy.

Brienne: Overheard that the first time we met. Cat yelled it at Lord Karstark.

Jaime *weeping*: I stranged my own cousin.

Brienne: ... well, not cool, but not entirely uncommon around here. I think we have all murdered someone at this point.

Jaime *sobbing*: I would have killed everyone at Riverrun.

Brienne: But you literally... did not.

Jaime: I did a lot of bad things in the past.

Brienne: ... Water is wet.

Jaime: And you still love me?

Brienne: It came as a surprise to both of us, but yeah.

Jaime: *continues crying*

1) his eyes say “I love you Brienne, I don’t want to leave you but I am not good enough for you and you may be in danger and I have to sort this mess out I created and oh gods”

Both times, Jaime came to the rescue.

And I just wonder whether that outcry had him about as triggered as it had me.

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... Jaime and Brienne smooched many, many times while at Winterfell.

Jaime Lannister only throwing softballs at Brienne during the drinking game?

Jaime only ever came up with things like “you are an only child” and “you danced with Renly Baratheon” without the intention of making her *really* uncomfortable. Quite the opposite. He knows more about her than most at that table. He could have asked WAY different questions, but he didn’t, because he is one SOFT™ Kingslayer and he wanted to see her smile and have a good time.

And ain’t that just the cutest shit???

Jaime acknowledging his past mistakes and coming to terms with the truth about his past relationship.

Jaime accepting and showing - to Brienne in particular - that he is no longer the man he once was.

Jaime not taking shit from anyone during the “trial” but only facing for what he believes he owes for and whom he owes, and that is Brandon Stark only.

Jaime owning up to that by apologizing to Bran.

Jaime getting a callback to Tywin’s speech about the man he is meant to become from Bran - his role is far from over!!!

Jaime finally having someone outside the family to unequivocally believe in him and his honor IN PUBLIC.

Jaime finally starting to realize that someone is genuinely in love with him *as a person*.

Jaime finally getting to know what it’s like to have someone do things for love FOR HIM.

Jaime finally having a chance to act like an awkward teenager trying to court the lady of his fancy.

Jaime’s wench senses tingling whenever she is closeby and sticking to her side as though someone glued him to her hip.

Jaime getting to see how all he set up in “Oathkeeper” coming to fruition, e.g. Brienne having saved Sansa and having raised Pod to be a proper knight.

Jaime FUCKIN’ SCRAMBLING TO HIS FEET when she comes into the hall, pulling up the chair right beside him, and then pulling it a little further back when she is about to sit down.

Jaime showing himself to be humbled and AT PEACE with himself even in times of WAR because he finally found his center thanks and with Brienne.

Jaime’s second, softer “kneel” to her.

Jaime finally having a chance to reinstantiate his own knighthood by establishing Brienne’s.

Jaime looking at Brienne after she rose, so caught up in the moment that he completely forgets all around them until people clap their hands because he just sees this woman he realizes he is in love with but still lacks the words to express it with.

Ahhhhhhhhhhh!