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Lázaro blinks at the other, clearly startled by her yelling and even more so by her admission. “…You did w h a t? Oooh my God, if you die, Didi’s gonna kill me– You can’t fuckin’ die Nat, oh my god.”

NAME: Thoth ( toʊt ) NICKNAME: Birdman (Doesn’t enjoy this one) AGE: Appears to be in mid 50s // is actually eons old SPECIES: God (Egyptian Pantheon)

PERSONAL !

MORALITY:     lawful /   chaotic /   good   /  neutral   /   evil  /   true . RELIGION: Believes in himself SINS:     greed   /   gluttony   /   sloth  /   lust  /   pride  /   envy   /   wrath . VIRTUES:     chastity   /   charity /   diligence /   humility  /   kindness  / patience /  justice. KNOWN LANGUAGES:  All. Just All/ SECRETS: He actually knows all secrets of the universe. He knows all of the world and all of the individual. He even knows your browser history. Fear him.

PHYSICAL !

BUILD:     scrawny   /   bony   /   slender /   fit  /   athletic  /   curvy   /   herculean   /  pudgy  /   average   . HEIGHT:   6′ SCARS   /   BIRTHMARKS:  None ABILITIES   /   POWERS: Shape-shifting, telekinesis, matter manipulation, mind reading RESTRICTIONS: Must obey personal guidelines (Includes rules such as no drastic interference with human life, do not reveal knowledge to humans, etc.)

FAVOURITES !

FOOD: He does not need to eat but he does enjoy baked goods to an unhealthy amount DRINK: Again, there is no need but he rather enjoys tea. PIZZA TOPPING:  Plain cheese COLOR: Blue MUSIC GENRE: Jazz BOOK GENRE: Non-fiction, Historical, Biography MOVIE GENRE: Documentary SEASON: Summer CURSE WORD:  Shit (Does not swear often) SCENT ( S ): Incense, burning wood

FUN STUFF !

BOTTOM OR TOP: Neither (Not very inclined to have sex at all) SINGS IN THE SHOWER:  No LIKES PUNS: Adores them

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“You’re doing good! Very neat…” Didi encourages lightly, glad Nat was picking it up. The wrapping of the gifts was always a big deal to Didi, liking to make the outside of gifts just as nice as the inside– all around them was paper of every shade of red and green, jingle bells and various ribbons thrown around as well– and glitter seemed to be stuck to every available surface and would no doubt stay there until July.