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i was tagged by the disgusting horrible atrocious jamaica alicvnte​ - go away ew (just kidding ily thankyou for tagging me :D)

What was your:

Last beverage: tea. obviously. Last phone call: father dear Last text message: "reply to me you lil shit” - me making a totally reasonable request to my wifey poop vvithnail​ at 3:30am Last song you listened to:  dodie/doddleoddle’s cover of la vie en rose :3 
Last time you cried: about 2 hours ago

Have you ever:


Dated someone twice: technically yes but not really (its a v long ass story) 
Been cheated on: nup Kissed someone and regretted it: *dies laughing* 
Lost someone special: to death, no; to stupid teenage drama, yes 
Been depressed: unfortunately have been for the last 1/4 of my life 
Been drunk and threw up: i dont drink List three favorite colors: teal, teal, and hmmm... teal :D

In the last year, have you: 


Made new friends: YES YES YES :D 
Fallen out of love: never been in love m80 hahaha hahahaahahahaha ahah im so alone *laughter descends into tears* 
Laughed until you cried: who hasnt 
Found out someone was talking about you: not that i can recall Kissed anyone on your fb friend list: lmao me? kissing someone? good one

Generals:

How many people of your fb friends list do you know: i got really bored recently and deleted everyone that i dont know so now i can proudly say i know everyone :D actually wait no i know most people + a few that i kept because their dramatic lives were amusing to this socially awkward potato

Firsts:


First surgery: not had any! well unless you count when i was a teeny lil babby 
First piercing: boring ol’ earlobes :D 
First best friend: ive moved around so much that i genuinely dont remember 
First sport you joined: tennis, i think? it didnt last long though lmao First vacation: i have no idea First trainers: POLLY POCKET LIGHT-UP TRAINERS THEY WERE THE FUCKING BOMB

Right now:


Eating: your entire ass AYYYYYYYY im so sorry nothing because its 4am and im too lazy to get out of bed Drinking: tea. always tea. never not tea. 
About to: go pee because ive had 3 gigantic mugs of tea Waiting for: nothing

Your future:


Kids: lmao no thanks 
Get married: sure :D 
Career: games programmer / graphic designer / photographer / musician i havent really decided yet >w<

Which is better: 


Lips or Eyes: hair. hair is always better. Hugs or Kisses: why not both :3 
Shorter or taller: taller! i hate feeling tall D: 
Older or younger: i prefer around the same age as me Romantic or spontaneous: again, why not both B) Nice stomach or nice arms: i really couldnt care less Sensitive or loud: what does that even mean 
Hook-up or relationship: demiromantic asexual - no hookups for me thanks Troublemaker or hesitant: again i dont understand what this means

Have you ever: 


Kissed a stranger: pffft Drank hard liquor: i had a few vodka shots at my friend’s birthday party and it did nothing and tasted horrible and i havent had anything since and i dont intent do bc alcohol is gross Lost glasses/contacts: i dont have glasses ^-^ 
Sex on first date: asexual so no thanks lmao 
Broke someone’s heart: no one would like me enough for me to break their heart 
Got arrested: god no that would be terrifying, police officers scare the shit out of me Turned someone down: what, romantically? yes because we were fuckin 11 Cried when someone died: no one close has died (touch wood) 
Fallen for a friend: i honestly dont even know

Do you believe in:


Yourself: *dies laughing* 
Miracles: ah i wish Love at first sight: hmm 
Heaven: nope 
Santa Claus: WHO DOESNT jokes i wish i still did D: Kiss on the first date: meh, second date is better :D Angels: nope

1) Write your name in song titles: - Centuries by Fall Out Boy - Honey Bee by Zee Avi - Elastic Heart by Sia - Nicotine by Panic! at the Disco - Not About Angels by Birdy - Everything at Once by Lenka

2) Why did you choose your url? - i like stars - stars are pretty - a constellation is a connect-the-dot with stars which is cool - i like stars - stars are majestic celestial magical things - astronomy is amazing - have i mentioned i like stars

3) What is your middle name? i dont have one! ^-^

4) If you could be a fictional fairytale or being what would you be? a dRAGON OMFG

5) What is your favourite colour? teal *u*

6) What is your favourite song? oooh im going to cheat and say two current favourites instead: - The Phoenix by Fall Out Boy - Where We Land by Ed Sheeran

7) What are your top 4 fandoms? it changes depending on my current obsessions but right now, in no particular order, it’s: - Parks and Recreation - Dan and Phil - The Yogscast - Chris Pratt (does that count? idgaf i love him so much)

8) Why did you join tumblr? i honestly cant remember why i joined but i do remember that i spent the first half a year or so on tumblr not actually posting anything and i just like posts instead and then for some reason i got my shit together :D

if they

ever

break up

i will

never

believe

in love

or happiness

ever