#vulpesacer

send me a ship and I’ll tell you who:

makes the bed in the mornings

again, neither. the bed will forever stay perpetually messy. aylen likes to just lay around in it anyway for hours on end, messing up the covers more than they already are. naruto probably joins for cuddles.

has sole posession of the T.V. remote

aylen doesn’t really watch t.v., so naruto is free to take it. there are times when he’s not home where she sneaks some t.v. time tho.

stays up until 2am reading

aylen. literally books all around their home. might accidentally wake naruto up in the middle of the night because of it tho oopS.

is the bigger cuddler

NARUTo. spooning intensifies tbh. there are probably times where aylen’s in a bad mood and deprives him of cuddles until he just can’t take it and falls on top of her. surprisingly, she doesn’t fight back.

does the laundry

aylen, although reluctant. does what’s necessary, I guess.

mows the lawn

naruto, or else the lawn’s not gonna get mowed. they can live in a jungle tbh.

is better at budgeting

aylen because money.

instigates the sex (and who’s into the kinkier stuff)

WHAT TUMBLR USER DO U SHIP ME WITH