#vualjack

“…I’m guessing that simply saying ‘no’ won’t suffice, hm?” Part of him craved a cigarette, if only for something else to focus on besides this sort of uncomfortable conversation. Never anticipated being asked for relationship advice. “Though…if she really likes you, shouldn’t she care more about what you want…?” Not that he could claim to be an expert on healthy, happy relationships.

..... “Is she aware that you have no intention of dating her even if you aren’t dating anyone else?” Are these the kinds of problems most people deal with in their typical lives, or?

very carefully

“When I moved from Germany back to Japan, I operated a vehicle technically illegally due to not having received a license in the country, though my international driver’s license was valid. They’re rather strict there about being issued a Japanese license, yet the law is unclear on the exact details of the issue. Should it be considered a crime when the law is unclear and doesn’t fully account for the matter?” Kiritsugu, please. “Oh…but I suppose I’ve also jaywalked, so yes, I have.”

The nice part about love at least is that the casualties ain’t so literal. Though there’s one li’l situation I suppose’d technically qualify. Maybe. Does an oblivious third party count?”

“……. Pardon?” What’s a jort. “Not that I’m hiding anything...but if I were, why would I tell you?” Not that he knows what jorts are, either.

“…Hah. Yes. As a matter of fact, I married her.”

(...Somehow. Even though the guy’s drunk more often than not. Nobody’s really sure why he’s in charge, but if there’s one thing the guy manages to be, it’s charismatic. It manages to work.)