(The one problem Queen has with Main Karen at the moment. Her closet.)
“My gosh why does other me lack any variety? I mean seriously do you know how many pairs of crop tops this woman owns!? Pants are only jeans, slacks, and jean shorts. What is that? Also the only colors in her closet are yellow, purple, black, and the occasional white. Don’t even get me started on the lack of formal dresses by the way. There is one long one, and three short ones. That’s it! Who does that!? Oh, and the lack of nail polish or make-up is staggering. I found one bottle bottle of polish, and guess what color? If you said yellow then correct. Her jewelry classy, but that’s it. So simple, what does she wear when she’s trying to be a little flashy?! In a world so free her closet is the most stiff thing I have ever seen. She is going to thank me for this.”
She nods throwing more things in a shopping cart.
















