#vsbtch

“I mean, haven’t we all been there, at least once or twice?” Midge grins. “I think the better thing to judge is why she’s become rage incarnate.”

She glances over, before giving him a tight smile which doesn't meet her eyes. "How much time have you got?"

"I mean, I've had worse!" And she's still smiling, too. Whether you want to view it as naïvety, denial, or simply an unshakable optimism, you can't deny that Vivian Ward tries to see the best in things. "What's bothering you?"

“Oh, please. When have you ever known me to refuse a drink just because I was in work by three thirty this morning? Be nice. Share.”

@vsbtch​​ gets this very belated starter!

“Thirty percent of all comics die from cord-related injuries.”

@vsbtch​ gets a canon line starter

ninja  ninja  revolution  skill     :     four  out  of  ten,   seven  on  a  good  day.     scott’s  tough  competition!

hair  color  versatility     :     nine  out  of  ten.     there’s  one  color  that  didn’t  work  for  her.     don’t  ask  her  what  it  was!     she’ll  take  it  to  her  grave.     

empathy  slash  sympathy  slash  whichever  emotion  would  make  her  not  look  like  a  total  dick  right  now     :     ehhh.    best  if  we  don’t  quantify  it!

‘     sorry,   but  you  weren’t  that  close.     ’          translation  in  ramona  speak     :     it  was  a  one  -  night  stand,   dude,     [     guy  whose  name  ramona  forgot  approximately  five  seconds  after  hearing  wallace  gush  it     ]     was  always  gonna  ghost  you.     she  gives  wallace  a  look,   a  you  know  i’m  right  look,   and  imagines  what’s  on  the  next  page     :     begrudged  acquiescence     —     that’d  be  nice.     validating.     —     or  the  traced  outlines  of  a  back  -  and  -  forth.     readers,   place  your  bets!          ‘     did  you  really  see  this  being  a  thing?     he  wasn’t  even  cute.     ’         she  thinks.     she  guesses.     had  he  even  shown  her  a  picture  of  this  guy?          ‘     you  can  do  better.     ’

"ғʀɪᴇɴᴅ, ɪғ ᴛʜᴇ sᴏʟᴜᴛɪᴏɴ ɪs ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴀʟᴄᴏʜᴏʟ... ᴛʜᴇɴ ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ɪᴛ's ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴏғ ᴀ sᴏʟᴜᴛɪᴏɴ."