#vriskalog

-- grimAbettor [GA] began pestering arachnurasGall [AG] at 22:09 -- GA: -She steps inside Vriska's infirmary room with a certain resolve, looking her over- GA: Hi Vriska AG: -she's asleep until kanaya talks, and her eyes open.- (What?) GA: -oh OOPS HI JUST BUSTIN IN TO WAKE YOU UP- GA: I Spoke To Kurloz GA: On Your Behalf AG: -She stares at her like she's waiting for her to continue.- GA: He Agreed GA: He Is Waiting For Us AG: (You gonna. Drag me out of here?) GA: Yes GA: I Am Going To Do That GA: Is That A Problem AG: -It takes her a moment to answer.- (No.) GA: -she steps a little closer- GA: Are You Ready AG: (Ready.) GA: -she smiles a little- GA: Its Going To Be Fine GA: Just A Short Walk AG: (Can't walk.) GA: I Know GA: You Wont Have To GA: Ill Take Care Of Everything AG: (........Ok.) GA: -She nods. And then she reaches, starting to disconnect the machines she's hooked up to, and she works swiftly, scooping Vriska into her arms and rushing her to the nearby medical examination room.- AG: -This ain't so good for her 8reathing, that's for sure 8y the way it's sounding.- GA: -Good thing her drinker fastness has her rushing, and the injection should be shortly administered- -- grimAbettor [GA] ceased pestering arachnurasGall [AG] at 23:12 --

KANAYA: -Kanaya wasn't allowed to visit Vriska immediately after she was injured, but she's heading in again to check on her. The place seems to have quieted down compared to the bustle previous, and she's heading inside Vriska's room with a bundle of Alternian treats. She's just hoping the gift isn't going to be waste, that Vriska isn't as badly injured as they implied.- VRISKA: -Sorry Kanaya, Vriska IS as 8adly injured as has 8een implied. She's hooked up to machines, covered in 8andages and 8ruises and scratches, and she looks incredi8ly weak with a 8reathing mask on her face. The side ta8le has words written all over it in Vriska's handwriting. Most nota8le is how utterly defeated she looks, staring at the ceiling with a softened expression.- KANAYA: -Kanaya has to pause when she enters, jaw tightening, and she shuffles quietly to the side table, resting the bundle down after a precursory glance at the writing Vriska has left there.- VRISKA: -There's a lot there: “Well as you can see, I’m fucking peachy.” “No shit, troll Sherlock. Where is Rufioh?”“Sounds like him. Next time you see him tell him to come see me."“I might survive if certain idiots on this ship use their goddamn 8RAINS.”“That doesn’t mean they’re competent. Once again, it rests on my shoulders.”“It’s mildly concerning that I’m DYING.”"Even if I survived, the damage done to my organs would prevent me from  doing anything I did 8efore, which would suck majorly. And I’m not going to live like that. I need something 8ETTER.”“I have all the time I have left to 8rainstorm. So that’s what I’m going to do if no one else is. You can aim for survival, or you can aim to 8e gr8.”“I think you should go 8ack to 8 words or less.” And lastly, the words "F8x me" written over and over and over and over.- VRISKA: -Vriska's not looking at her.- KANAYA: -... Oh. That was... mildly upsetting to digest, especially seeing Vriska as she is right now. Fix her? How are they going to do that? Something odd occurs to her, but for now, she has to begin to address anything at all. She clears her throat.- Vriska VRISKA: -She hears Kanaya 8ut she doesn't want to respond. She doesn't want to have to explain herself, to admit all of her faults after they have already manifested themselves in her current state.- (Don't. Say it.) KANAYA: -Her brow knits. Say what? Was she expecting her to scold her? In this state? She's not sure how to respond, so she's quiet for a long moment, and then... she reaches over to brush some of Vriska's bangs away from her forehead.- KANAYA: I KANAYA: Am Glad Youre Alive VRISKA: -Her eye8rows furrow just slightly, 8ut she looks so tired. She wasn't expecting her to 8e grateful she was alive, and it makes her feel something she isn't sure a8out at the moment.- (Useless.) KANAYA: ... What VRISKA: (Me.) KANAYA: You KANAYA: Wh-- KANAYA: No KANAYA: What VRISKA: -She doesn't want to admit defeat, 8ut she has to. She has no other choice. It's written all over her. Still, she doesn't respond.- KANAYA: -What the hell happened that day? Or... No, her attitude in the writing doesn't quite reflect the attitude she has now.- KANAYA: What Happened KANAYA: Not With Your Injuries KANAYA: What Happened With You VRISKA: -Kanaya should feel her own hand reaching for a pen on the sideta8le.- KANAYA: -Oh, shit, well-- She wants to be irritated, but considering Vriska's condition, she will relent this much, she supposes.- VRISKA: -And she starts writing in 8lank spaces on the sideta8le. "I fell for something I shouldn't have and look where I am now. I knew 8etter."- KANAYA: Fell For Something KANAYA: You Mean KANAYA: The Outing You Took KANAYA: It Was A Trap VRISKA: -"Yes."- KANAYA: And You Are Blaming Yourself For The Subsequent Events KANAYA: Vriska You Could Not Have Known Nor Expected Yourself To Predict Absolutely Everything All The Time VRISKA:  -"I wasn't the only survivor."- KANAYA: -It takes her a minute to think about that. What's the significance of the words? She wouldn't just be talking about the situation that just happened, she couldn't be. And then it dawns on her.- KANAYA: The Ship Wreck VRISKA: -She's silent in affirmation.- KANAYA: And They Set You Up KANAYA: -she's quiet for a moment, too, thinking this over- KANAYA: It Was Incredible Enough That You Survived KANAYA: No One Else Should Have VRISKA: -"8ut he did."- KANAYA: And You Arent To Blame KANAYA: Though Those Decisions Were KANAYA: Reckless KANAYA: -sighs- VRISKA: -"I should have covered my 8ases. And now everyone sees me as a loser. 8ecause let's face it."- VRISKA: -"I'm a fucking loser."- KANAYA: Everyone KANAYA: Who Is Everyone VRISKA: -"Everyone!"- KANAYA: I Feel As If You Are Grossly Misinterpreting The Meaning Of The Word Everyone VRISKA: -"Everyone that knows what happened. I don't exactly feel like 8eing technical here."- KANAYA: I Dont Think Thats The Case KANAYA: You Made A Mistake KANAYA: That Does Not Equate To Failure On Every Level KANAYA: Everyone Makes Those VRISKA: -"I failed Eridan. Rufioh 8roke up with me. Just left."- KANAYA: -Oh. She's quiet again for a moment.- KANAYA: -And then she pulls out one of the books in her sylladex, finding a blank page. It would be better to ask questions from here on out in private, she thinks.- KANAYA: What Exactly Happened KANAYA: Starting With Eridan VRISKA: -"He was pissed I got Latula hurt. And pretty much everyone else that came with me. He said he thought I was 8etter than what I did."- VRISKA: -"8ut you know what's funny? I'm not. I'm not 8etter than any of that. I just pretend to 8e. And I failed fucking misera8ly."- KANAYA: -now she's starting to frown. This is all something she knows, in a sense, but it's something she's never heard Vriska admit like this. In one sense, it's a relief, but in another, it's awful to see her like this.- KANAYA: And What Happened With Rufioh VRISKA: -She feels ashamed to even talk a8out it 8ut there's not enough holding her 8ack right now. She has nothing more to lose. "He just. I freaked out on him. I wanted him to talk to Kurloz and he wouldn't. I wanted him to get me into that procedure so I don't stay fucked up forever. So I freaked out on him."- KANAYA: You Were Afraid KANAYA: But He Was Also Afraid VRISKA: -"He said he would and he said he wouldn't."- KANAYA: What Does That Mean VRISKA: -"He said he would talk to him only to come 8ack later and say he wouldn't do it."- KANAYA: What Happened After That VRISKA: -"I told him to fix me. I told him a lot of things I don't remem8er. I made him throw a stupid pen and he was crying and it was so PATHETIC and I was pathetic. And he 8roke up with me and left."- KANAYA: -Now she's quiet again, and she can picture it all in her head -- Vriska pushing him, Rufioh crumbling like she had seen him in the cafeteria.- KANAYA: ... Vriska KANAYA: I Cannot Tell You That He Did Not Have A Right To Leave KANAYA: But I Am Also Not Going To Tell You That You Are A Lost Cause Because I Dont Believe That VRISKA: -"What the fuck am I doing, Kanaya? What am I trying to prove?"- VRISKA: -"What am I trying so damn hard to maintain?"- KANAYA: -She stares at the paper for a long moment, and then she looks at Vriska herself.- VRISKA: -She looks pretty fucking helpless here, her expression as well. Totally and completely resigned.- KANAYA: I Think KANAYA: That It Is Something That Is Not As Essential As You Have Led Yourself To Believe KANAYA: And I Think KANAYA: That Maybe KANAYA: It Might Be Time To Just Let Yourself Be KANAYA: -it's difficult not to, seeing Vriska like his, so she lowers the book some, reaching for her face- VRISKA: -She doesn't know where to 8egin in letting herself 8e; it seems like such a strange concept. 8ut one thing is for sure: Kanaya feels more safe than anywhere else. Her gaze meets Kanaya's, and she can't go on without making one request.- (Stay?) KANAYA: -She takes only one moment, a moment to set her expression with resolve, and then she's nodding, exhaling a tight breath as she strokes the side of her face, into her hair. It's strange, but she feels... grateful to be here. It feels right, in a way she hadn't been able to acknowledge before.- KANAYA: Im Here VRISKA: -She keeps her eyes on Kanaya, 8ecause all of this is comforting despite the amount of physical pain. She's hurting, 8ut may8e she isn't a lost cause. May8e with Kanaya she can still move forward.- (Ok.)

-- arachnurasGall [AG] began trolling grimAbettor [GA] -- AG: Kaaaaaaaanaaaaaaaaya! GA: For A Second I Had Some Trouble Finding The N In There GA: Hi AG: Well that would 8e pointless and dum8 if I left out the m. AG: What the fuck is a Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaya? GA: Thats A Very Good Question I Would Not Have An Answer For GA: Are You Upset About The Situation In The Cafeteria AG: What situ8tion? AG: Oh you mean talking 8ehind my 8ack and whispering right in front of my face purposely so I wouldn't know something???????? AG: Wow, how a8surd that I could even 8egin to 8e UPSET a8out that! GA: It Wasnt Intended To Exclude You GA: It Was Just GA: It Was An Awkward Situation AG: You only whisper whe you INTEND to exclude people, Kanaya. AG: Don't 8e dum8! GA: Well I Mean GA: Not You Specifically GA: Just Kind Of Most People In General AG: Whatever. I don't need to know your sneaky secrets or 8e a part of your stupid love clu8. GA: It Is Not A Love Club GA: It Was A Confidential Matter That I Am Now Obligated By Authority Not To Share GA: But Honestly I Would Like To GA: It Is Actually Pretty Exciting GA: For Me Personally Anyway AG: Way to ru8 it in my fucking face! AG: Whatever. I don't care! AG: Look how many fucks I give: AG: NONE. NO FUCKS! GA: Actually What Im Trying To Say Is I Would Like To Tell You Anyway AG: You want to 8ut you're not going to. What a difference that makes!!!!!!!! AG: Wow Kanaya  feel soooooooo much 8etter now! AG: Really peachy!!!!!!!! GA: No That Is What Im Saying GA: I Am Going To Tell You AG: Oh. AG: Ok let's hear it. GA: It Should Be Obvious By Now But This Is Of Course Something You Cant Share With Anyone Else GA: We Have A Mother Grub On Board AG: WH8T???????? GA: She Wont Be Staying Permanently GA: But She Is Mutated And Needs A Safe Relocation GA: Accompanying Her Are A Number Of Her Grubs AG: Why do we have a mother gru8 on 8oard???????? AG: How many gru8s are we talking? GA: I Am Not Certain Of The Amount Yet GA: But Her Mutation And Her Inappropriate Location Were The Reasons For Taking Her Aboard AG: So where is she? GA: Tavros Is Overseeing her AG: I want to see a mutant mothergru8! AG: How cool is that? GA: It Is Really Pretty Cool GA: I Dont Know If Youll Be Able To See It Though GA: At Least Not Until We Get To Lauctis AG: Whaaaaaaaat? Ugh. I guess you have to 8e a lame nerdy scientist to see it then. GA: Yes Mostly GA: I Am Going To Work With Porrim To Assist In Taking Care Of Them For The Time Being AG: They just have to keep everything cool all to themselves!!!!!!!! GA: And That Is Mostly Why I Am Excited AG: What really? GA: Yes GA: It Is Something We Both Have Knowledge In AG: You should totally let me in with you. GA: I Cant Really Do That GA: I Could Perhaps Send You A Picture Though AG: Send me like 88 vines! AG: Pictures aren't going to cut it, Maryam. GA: What Is A Vine GA: Are Those The Short Video Clips That I Keep Seeing AG: ....... AG: Yes!!!!!!!! GA: Oh GA: Ok GA: How Do I Do That AG: You have to download the app first. And then you take videos with your device! GA: Ok GA: I Am Going To Grooble It AG: You're gonna get results. It'll 8e like the first thing that pops up. GA: You Are Correct GA: Ok I Think I Have It Now AG: Yeah, get that! GA: Ive Got That AG: Ok now make an account. GA: I Am Doing It Now GA: I Think I Am Making The Video Happen AG: Uh.......what are you recording? GA: My Shoes AG: No you're doing it wrong! GA: What Am I Supposed To Be Recording AG: Record something that fucking moves ok? AG: Not shoes. GA: Oh AG: Insta that shit. Not Vine. AG: There's a 8iiiiiiiig difference. GA: Ok GA: I Am Doing The Vine To Rose GA: [insert link here to a vine with a wall, Kanaya's shoes, and Rose reading] GA: Did That Work AG: Yeah 8ut it sucked! GA: I Will Record More Interesting Things Later GA: Though I Think It Was A Nice Video Personally AG: Of course you would.  8ut it doesn't work like that! It has to 8e amazing! GA: I Think Regular Non Spectacular Things Are Good Too AG: If it's not spectacular then no one will want to watch it, much less play it again! GA: They Are Supposed To Watch It Numerous Times GA: Is That Why It Keeps Replaying Itself Over And Over G: Duh, Kanaya! GA: Oh GA: This Seems Like A System That Requires A Good Deal Of Effort For The Subsequent Validation Of A Number Of Loops That Are Relatively Meaningless Outside Of The Context Of This Website AG: That's exactly why you can't waste six seconds on something 8oring like shoes. AG: You're 8asically punishing anyone who watches it. GA: Maybe That In Itself Could Have Some Sort Of Inherent Anachronistic Purpose GA: But That Also Seems Pretty Meaningless AG: Ok you are waaaaaaaay overthinking this! AG: You don't have to know the purpose to do it. GA: Ok I Am Going To Go Vine Some Grubs Now AG: Make them pull off un8elievable stunts! AG: Ooooooooh, pit them against each other in some kind of pre-pup8tion trials! GA: I Am Going To Encourage Them To Hug AG: That is the lamest thing I have ever heard. GA: It Is Incredibly Adorable GA: [insert link to a vine with Kanaya's hand nudging one grub to another as it sits up with its legs out, and then it just topples onto the other and they both squeak] AG: ........ AG: Ok 8ut it would 8e way 8etter if they were fighting each other. GA: I Must Respectfully Disagree GA: By Which I Mean I Am Going To Send You More Videos Of Them Being Cute AG: Make one just sock another in the face! GA: [insert vine of grubs nudging each other out of the way as they try to get to a plate of food and chirring at each other] AG: Uuuuuuuugh. Why don't you play out a FLARP campaign or something? GA: Hm GA: This Could Perhaps Be Feasible AG: It's a gr8 idea! GA: Just A Moment While I Set This Up GA: [and a few minutes later! insert a vine of a grub kicking at a wand, another with a wizard hat on and blinking, another with a fedora, and one on a small starry blanket that Kanaya appears to be pulling across the floor while making a "whoosh" sound] AG: Well I have to say I wasn't expecting that. 8ut I should have, so that one is on me. GA: Im Glad The Blame Has Been Appropriately And Responsibly Rerouted GA: That Was A Joke By The Way I Am Laughing About It Right Now AG: Are you???????? Wow, look every8ody! Kanaya Maryam is laughing! AG: Vine it. GA: Well Now I Feel As If I Am On The Spot GA: It Is More Difficult To Produce Laughter Under Such Conditions AG: Vine it!!!!!!!! GA: It Might Help If You Said Some More Stuff That Was Funny AG: That's easy. I'm hilarious! GA: Ok That Was A Pretty Good One GA: [insert vine of Kanaya laughing softly for about two seconds] AG: I don't get that at all 8ut whatever. AG: I guess it will have to work! GA: It Is Just A Thing That Is Endearing About You Is All AG: What? Me having a gr8 sense of humor? AG: It's endearing as fuck! GA: No It Is Mostly Your Insistent Assertion Of This As Fact GA: You Just Happen To Be Funny Sometimes Without Actively Trying To Be GA: Its A Good Thing I Think AG: Well, it's part of my unending charm. :::;) GA: Hahahahaha GA: This Is Probably Definitely Among The Things That I Missed About Your Presence AG: What are you laughing a8out now???????? I'm serious!!!!!!!! GA: Yes I Know GA: That Is Perhaps Somewhat Paradoxically The Exact Reason For My Laughter AG: Well that's dum8. GA: You Are At Liberty To Think So GA: I Like It Anyway AG: I'm legitim8tely funny, thanks though! GA: [insert another vine of grubs wrestling over the starry blanket] GA: Here This Is What You Wanted GA: They Did It All On Their Own AG: !!!!!!!! AG: That's the good stuff! I'll replay that 88 times! GA: If You Do It Eighty Seven Times Then It Will Even Out At The End AG: Good point! That's what I'll do. Just watch! AG: I'll do it! GA: Ok GA: Ill Check Later To Make Sure AG: Well if you check l8ter you'll fuck the loop count up! GA: Then How Will I Know Its Accurate AG: I guess if you see more than 88 loops then you'll know I kept to my word. GA: I Will Keep That In Mind AG: Which you will! GA: Anyway I Should Probably Put Some More Actual Effort Into Overseeing These Grubs So I Will Talk To You Later AG: 8ye Kanaya! GA: Bye -- grimAbettor [GA] ceased trolling arachnurasGall [AG] -- AG: 8YE!

-- caligulusAcquisition [CA] began pestering grimAbettor [GA] at 22:08 -- CA: hey kan GA: Hi CA: i need you to make me somethin CA: really fuckin quick GA: What GA: Why CA: its an emergency CA: i cant explain i dont have the TIME to explain kan CA: these matters are high priority CA: the highest a priorities GA: Well You At Least Have To Explain What It Is Im Supposed To Be Making CA: i need a full on cape extension here CA: its not long enough CA: my entire STATUS is dependent on this kan CA: dont let me dowwn GA: So You Want Me To Sew More Cape Onto Your Cape CA: yeah its gotta be long GA: Well GA: Ok CA: longer than you can evven BEGIN to comprehend GA: I Am Still Failing To Understand How This Is Considered A Dire Emergency CA: did i ask you to understand CA: NO GA: Hm GA: I Take It This Is An Order Then CA: yes its a goddamn order GA: Very Well GA: You Will Have Your Cape CA: thanks kan CA: i dont knoww howw but somehoww i can alwways count on you CA: wwith all your fussin CA: and meddlin GA: Yes Well GA: I Suspect Literal Orders May Or May Not Have Something To Do With That Predicament GA: But You Are Welcome Nonetheless CA: i think wwe should end this convversation CA: so i can salvvage my dignity GA: Ok Eridan GA: Perhaps In The Meantime You Can Wear More Capes Than Usual To Compensate For The Cape You Do Not Presently Have GA: Just As A Suggestion CA: ill keep that in mind CA: youre fuckin dismissed GA: I Will Momentarily Dismiss Myself Then GA: Here I Go -- grimAbettor [GA] ceased pestering caligulusAcquisition [CA] at 23:06 --

-- grimAbettor [GA] began pestering arachnurasGall [AG] at 21:54 -- GA: Hi AG: Wow, look who's actually deciding to talk to me for once! AG: Shocking twist. AG: What's up? GA: Please Tell Me That Nothing Unfortunate Has Happened Between Now And The Last I Saw You AG: Do you have like, no faith in me or what? AG: How could something have happened? AG: Where is the TIME for that? GA: You Misunderstand GA: I Just Wanted To Hear A Bit Of Good News AG: The good news is I am o8viously uninjured. AG: If not a little 8oooooooored. GA: Oh Ok GA: I Dont Know If Anyone Told You About The Injuries AG: Yeah, I heard there were a fuck ton. AG: I saw Eridan, and he's a little messed up. GA: I Would Imagine So GA: Supposedly He Dave And Rose All Shared A Similar Experience GA: And I Can Confirm That Rose Is Not Her Usual Self AG: So less annoying???????? I would take that as a vac8tion. GA: No That Is Not Among Her Usual Traits GA: And I Would Appreciate If You Didnt Speak About Her That Way GA: I Am Not Exactly Happy With The Way She Approached You And I Know It Wasnt Fair GA: But AG: 8ut what? GA: She Only Did It Because She Cares About Me AG: Yeah, 8ut she acts like she knows you 8etter than I do, which is 8ullshit. AG: Like I'm impeding on your existence or some shit. GA: Its Just GA: You Dont Imagine That Your Extended Disappearance Had Any Consequences GA: Thats A Question By The Way AG: What, would you rather I give you a heartfelt good8ye and make it even HARDER to leave than it already was? GA: I Would Rather Know That My Presence In Your Life Was Important Enough For You To Deem It Worthy Of Some Kind Of Genuine Farewell AG: Wouldn't that 8e harder for 8oth of us? GA: It Is Not Nearly That Simple GA: I Wanted To Know GA: I Could Not Even Be Certain As To Why You Left GA: Your Departure Left Me With So Many More Questions Than Answers AG: Well, do you WANT the answers now? AG: 8ecause if they're that important to you I can dish them out right here and now! GA: I Dont Know GA: Its Not That Simple Either Vriska I GA: Citing A Cliche In A Situation Like This Feels Trite But It Is Just Too Little Too Late GA: It Wouldnt Make A Difference Now The Way It Would Have If You Had Simply Told Me To Begin With GA: Time Has Already Given Me Ample Chance To Feel What Emotions I Felt As A Result Of What Happened GA: And Maybe GA: I Wasnt Completely Honest When I Told You That I Had Put It Behind Me AG: Ok so you're mad at me a8out leaving when you lied to me? AG: Don't you think that makes us a little even? GA: I Didnt Mean To GA: I Was GA: Is That Why You Left AG: Why would you lying to me a8out how you felt a8out 8efore 8e the reason for- w8 a minute! AG: What do you mean? AG: You lied 8EFORE???????? GA: I GA: Not In The Way That You Think GA: Or That I Thought AG: What are you talking a8out? KANAYA! AG: Spill it! GA: It Is Just GA: I May Have Been Confused AG: That tells me jack shit. GA: This Seems So Silly To Drudge Up Now AG: You 8rought it up! AG: Out with it! GA: Fine GA: I Was Confused GA: About My Feelings For You AG: What, like you thought we couldn't 8e moirails anymore? AG: That seems like an easy out. GA: No GA: Not That AG: Then what? GA: I May Have Entertained Some Delusions That We Could GA: I Dont Know GA: Participate In A Different Arrangement GA: It Was Foolish And I Was Not Certain Of What I Really Wanted GA: I Thought That You Must Have Known AG: WHAT different arrangement? You're kind of really 8ad at explaining shit. GA: Arg GA: A Redder One AG: W8 w8 w8 w8 w8 w8 w8 w8!!!!!!!! AG: You were FLUSHED for me? While we were MOIRAILS? AG: I mean, I totally get why. Like, I see it completely. GA: Ugghhh GA: This Is Exactly Why It Is So Difficult To Tell You Things AG: Why didn't you just........TELL me? GA: I Didnt Know How To GA: Or Even If I Wanted To GA: It Wasnt As If My Pale Feelings For You Were Some Sort Of Ruse AG: So you think you were just vacill8ting or whatever? GA: I Guess If You Need To See It In Those Terms GA: My Desire To Help You Was Genuine GA: But In The End It Was Only By The Time That You Had Gone That I Realized GA: I Suppose A Part Of Me Felt That I Was Destined To Fail As A Result Of My Indecision AG: You didn't FAIL, Kanaya. AG: You did everything 8ut fail in my 8ook, and a shit ton of people fail in my 8ook. AG: 8ut you didn't need me. GA: You Believed That GA: Are You Saying That Is Why You Left GA: Because You Thought I Was Better Off Without You AG: Of course I 8elieved it, it was true! AG: You were just keeping me out of 8ullshit and danger and making sure I didn't do anything stupid. AG: Fussing and meddling and oh GOD that stupid meddly meddling thing you do is the WORST. GA: I Wanted To Do Those Things GA: And I Believed That I Had Driven You Away By Doing Them AG: Especially when I can't find a way to do it 8ack to you. Or give you an opportunity where I COULD meddle in your personal life a little. AG: 8ut it was like I was just some dum8 stupid wriggler and you had to take care of me. GA: I Didnt Mean To Make You Feel That Way AG: It's just like you have NO pro8lems, so what am I supposed to do 8ack? GA: That Is So Remarkably Far From The Truth AG: You don't even let me in on the ones you DO have, you just avoid them. AG: Or run away. GA: But That GA: Is More Likely True AG: So it's like, do I just sit here 8eing 8a8ied???????? Or do I PROVE that I can do stuff. GA: Of Course You Can Do Things AG: Yeah, well, no one seems to think so. GA: My Hesistance Was Never Intended To Convey That I Had Some Lack Of Belief In Your Ability GA: But In Retrospect I Dont Know What I Expected You To Take From It GA: I Suppose Ive Mostly Just Been Too Afraid To Face My Own Obvious Drawbacks That I Inevitably Created More GA: I Dont Know Why Weve Never Been Able To Speak Like This Before GA: I Wish We Could Have GA: Before Now AG: May8e 8ecause you didn't tell me anything???????? AG: I'm pretty positive that's it. GA: Ok That Is Fair But Your Sudden Departure Gave Me No Opportunity To Tell You Anything At All AG: Were you going to tell me after that anyway? Were you even PLANNING to? GA: I Have Wanted To Tell You A Lot Of Things GA: I Just Thought GA: I Didnt Know Whether Or Not You Would Care AG: I agreed to enter the fucking PALE quadrant with you. O8viously I DO care. GA: The Opportunity For Much To Be Obvious For Me Ceased When You Left GA: I Thought Perhaps My Fussing Had Simply Annoyed You Into A Quadrant AG: No, it was actually kind of genuine at the 8eginning. That wasn't 8ad! AG: Like 8efore you got all hovery weird on me. GA: I Guess I Did That AG: Yeah, you did. AG: 8ut I mean........I guess I could have told you. AG: How I was feeling. Or whatever. GA: Yes GA: We Both Could Have Done Many Things Differently GA: But We Did Not Do Those Things GA: I Dont Think Anger Is Fair For Me To Feel Anymore And Honestly I Dont Want To AG: Wow, you mad???????? THAT'S something! GA: I Have Been Angry With You More Times Than I Was Willing To Admit GA: But I Think That Attitude Never Got Me Very Far Either AG: At least I make you passion8! AG: It pays to get a little mad sometimes. Even if it's at me, I guess. GA: I Suppose GA: But Thats Not The Point I Am Trying To Get At GA: I Just Wanted To Say That GA: Im Sorry GA: For Being Less Than Honest With You AG: I guess I can find it within me to forgive you. AG: And, uh........ AG: I'm sorry too. For leaving so fast. AG: And not talking to you. GA: Thank You GA: I Wasnt Expecting To Have This Conversation Right Now GA: But I Do Not Regret Having It AG: Weird as it is, me neither. AG: 8ut this is getting way too mushy, so. AG: I actually have to go! AG: Do important shit as always, you know how it is. GA: Oh GA: Ok GA: When You Are Done Doing That And Avoiding Being Mushy I Guess I Would Kind Of Like To See You GA: At Whatever Time Is Appropriate Later GA: If That Sounds Feasible AG: Feasi8le, yeah. We'll do tomorrow. AG: I'll come over whenever, so get ready! AG: L8er, Kanaya! :::;) GA: Bye Vriska GA: And For The Record I Do Appreciate Warnings -- grimAbettor [GA] ceased pestering arachnurasGall [AG] at 00:54 -- -- arachnurasGall [AG] began pestering grimAbettor [GA] at 00:56 -- AG: :::;) <3333333 8yeeeeeeee! -- arachnurasGall [AG] ceased pestering grimAbettor [GA] at 00:56 --

-- grimAbettor [GA] began pestering arachnurasGall [AG] at 16:47 -- GA: Hi Vriska AG: Kanaya, there you are! GA: Yes Im Here AG: You wouldn't 8ELIEVE how 8usy I've 8een! AG: Like CRAZY 8usy. GA: Oh Really GA: I Could Potentially Believe It AG: Really! That shouldn't 8e a surprise to you. AG: Well, 8ELIEVE IT! GA: But You Would Have To First Fill Me In AG: Appointments and shit, teaching trolls Alternian. I'm pretty much the most charita8le person ON this ship. GA: That Sounds GA: Uncharacteristic Of You AG: It sounds JUST like me, Kanaya! GA: Why Would You Do That AG: 8ecause someone asked me to and I said yeah! GA: Who Asked You AG: Damara. The one that CAN'T speak proper Alternian, duh. GA: Oh GA: Yes That Seems Obvious Now That I Think About It AG: See? I'll pro8a8ly get paid for it too! GA: That Seems Less Like Generosity But GA: Productive Nonetheless GA: Im Glad AG: Thanks! Also, like a week ago your m8sprit was all on my case! GA: What GA: Why AG: She was just talking to me a8out my life or whatever and then started acting like I destroyed you or something! AG: She was claiming that I didn't know you at all! GA: Oh God GA: I GA: That Wasnt Supposed To Happen AG: I'm  pretty sure you're d8ing a legitimate CRAZY human. GA: No Shes Just GA: Protective I Guess GA: I Didnt Intend For There To Be Animosity Between The Two Of You GA: Its Not As If You GA: Did That Exactly AG: Yeah, exactly! It was just dum8. She's weird, Kanaya. GA: I Mean No GA: I Dont Mean It Like That Either GA: This Is Complicated AG: What do you mean? GA: I Mean The Way That Things GA: Maybe We Should Talk About This Another Time AG: Uh, ok! You're doing the thing where you don't finish your sentences again. GA: Yes Thats A Thing I Do Sometimes GA: Im Going To Go Back To Work GA: Bye Vriska -- grimAbettor [GA] ceased pestering arachnurasGall [AG] at 18:36 --

-- arachnurasGall [AG] began pestering grimAbettor [GA] at 15:13 -- AG: Ok, I need all of the fish you have STAT! All of it! AG: Aaaaaaaall of it!!!!!!!! GA: Hm AG: Come on, Kanaya! GA: I Am Experiencing An Uncanny Flash Of Deja Vu GA: This Has Happened To Me Once Before AG: Does it matter? I need it! I need it now!!!!!!!! GA: Theres A Very High Probably You Will Continue To Need It To No Avail GA: You Could At Least Explain To Me Why You Have Such Great Need To Rob My Kitchen Of Its Seafood Collection AG: For romance! That's all you need to know. You're all a8out that stuff! GA: At Least You Are More Forthcoming Than Eridan Was About It GA: Did You Get The Idea From Him GA: Or Are The Two Of You Really Just That Excessive On Your Own Accords GA: In Retrospect That Seems Like A Silly Question AG: ........He already did that???????? FOR WHO???????? GA: He Never Told Me GA: When I Asked About It He Grew Flustered And Left GA: It Was A Long Time Ago AG: What the fuck???????? Who else is he interested in? GA: I Can Only Imagine It Was His Previous Fling GA: She Is No Longer With Us AG: So she's dead, cool. GA: Thats Not What I Said GA: But Its Possible I Guess AG: She's totally dead! GA: Maybe AG: She's dead, ok???????? GA: If You Are That Intent On Believing It Then Fine GA: Shes Dead AG: See. I knew it! GA: You Knew The Thing That You Believed To Be True GA: That Is The Factual Statement Here GA: I Can Neither Confirm Nor Deny Its Actual Validity GA: Either Way I Take Your Previous Reaction Suggests He Is Now Interested In You AG: He has no choice if I have the goddamn fish! Don't try to reason around this. You're taking away from the dramatic effect!!!!!!!! GA: Youre Saying His Attraction To You Is Reliant On You Obtaining My Fish AG: Stop rephrasing everything I'm saying! You're making it sound dum8! GA: I Am Making It Sound The Way That It Is GA: Unfortunately I Am More Obligated To Deprive The Cafeteria Of Fish When It Is The Co Captain Requesting It AG: It's for the co-captain!!!!!!!! GA: But If I Fulfill The Request Will He Cover For The Resulting Fish Famine On Board AG: It's all going to go to him! So it's not a fucking famine, ok? GA: It Will Be For Everyone Else Who Plans To Eat It GA: Also All The Fish Is Kind Of Silly Dont You Think GA: Does He Really Need All The Fish AG: Yes! He does! GA: I Dont Think He Will Eat All Of That AG: Not all at once! GA: Then Shouldnt The Rest Stay In The Nutrition Block In Order To Not Spoil AG: Then only give me access!!!!!!!! AG: Give me a fucking freezer! GA: Then I Should Reserve All Of This Fish For The Co Captain Only GA: I Still Think This Is Silly But GA: I Can Actually Believe This Is Something He Would Be On Board With GA: So Fine AG: Yes!!!!!!!! Did I ever mention how you're the 8est? GA: What Fish We Have Momentarily Belongs To Eridan Slash You AG: 8ecause you might not 8e the 8EST 8ut you're pretty damn close! GA: Thanks I Guess AG: So where have you 8een anyway???????? GA: I Havent Been Feeling Well GA: I Had To Avoid Work And Most Productive Things GA: It Has Been Terrible AG: Well, that's dum8. GA: On That I Agree Whole Heartedly GA: How Have You Been Adapting To The Ship GA: Well By The Look Of Things AG: Pretty damn well!  No one adapts 8etter than me! GA: How Is Your Friendship With The Human John Going GA: Are You Still Watching His Cinema With That One Actor AG: Well, yeah!!!!!!!! AG: Why would we stop? GA: I Could Think Of A Few Reasons AG: You have 8ad taste in movies! GA: I Dont Usually Watch Movies But My Taste In Them Was Not Whatever That Was AG: That was a gr8 movie!!!!!!!! GA: No AG: Like I said, you have terri8le taste! GA: If That Is The Good Taste In Movies Then I Dont Think Ill Be Returning To Watch More Anytime Soon GA: I Should Go Though I Have Company AG: Oh, fine, whatever! AG: L8r, Kanaya!!!!!!!! GA: Bye Vriska GA: We Can Talk Later -- grimAbettor [GA] ceased pestering arachnurasGall [AG] at 19:00 --

-- arachnurasGall [AG] began pestering grimAbettor [GA] at 19:53 -- AG: Heeeeeeey. GA: Hi Vriska GA: Where Were You AG: Doing my jo8, duh! AG: You didn't manage to get yourself sta88ed, did you???????? GA: No Im Fine GA: Others Were Not So Lucky AG: Yeah, like Eridan! GA: Yeah Like Eridan GA: Most People Were Shot Or Battered Though AG: Let's 8e honest here. AG: It's 8ecause they're too lame to defend themselves! GA: No Its Because We Were Stealth Attacked Boarded And Nearly Outnumbered AG: No, I'm pretty sure it's what I said! GA: Yes I Can See That Youre Pretty Sure Of That AG: So did you get stuck having to patch people up or what? GA: Not Me Personally GA: Ive Just Been Doing My Normal Job AG: That's cool, I guess. AG: Also I'm coming over! AG: So you 8etter 8e in your room or else I'll just 8r8k in there or something. GA: That Is Incredibly Far From Necessary GA: I Guess I Will Be There VRISKA: -THERE ARE EIGHT KNOCKS AT KANAYA'S DOOR- KANAYA: -A LONG SUFFERING SIGH and Kanaya opens the door- KANAYA: Yes VRISKA: -She crosses her arms, grinning.- Are you going to let me in or what???????? KANAYA: Im Guessing There Is Some Incredibly Important Reason For Me To Do So KANAYA: By All Means KANAYA: -steps aside- VRISKA: -She strides in, looking around at her room.- I can't 8elieve I haven't seen your room yet. VRISKA: Nothing else says Maryam more than this! KANAYA: -Indeed, it is very Maryam. She has pretty fabrics everywhere, and there's a painting on the wall that happens to be covered with a fabric, too, so it's impossible to tell what it is at the moment.- KANAYA: Im Glad You Think So KANAYA: It Is In Fact Where I Reside VRISKA: -Of course she notices that mystery painting- VRISKA: What the fuck is that growth on your wall? KANAYA: I Dont Know What You Mean VRISKA: That whole fa8ric 8usting out thing! KANAYA: Its Art VRISKA: -She gives her a look.- VRISKA: That is NOT art. VRISKA: Trust me, I know art. KANAYA: -she is trying to be so stoic about this- KANAYA: It Is Art To Me VRISKA: -She just squints at her.- KANAYA: -STARES BACK- KANAYA: -so serious- VRISKA: Please tell me you're kidding. KANAYA: I Never Kid VRISKA: -She starts to walk over toward the painting.- KANAYA: -NO FUCK- KANAYA: It Is Easier To Appreciate From A Distance VRISKA: No, this is DEFIN8TELY covering something. KANAYA: Why Would I Cover Something In My Own Block VRISKA: -And she reaches the fa8ric, REACHING FOR IT- KANAYA: -GDI VRISKA SERKET- VRISKA: -YANK- KANAYA: -FUCK- KANAYA: -And it reveals the painting of Seductive Kanaya that Mituna did for her. Yep. It's just. There.- KANAYA: -head in hands- VRISKA: -WOW THAT'S ACTUALLY REALLY HOT????????- VRISKA: Holy shit. KANAYA: -she might die- VRISKA: Oh, my God. KANAYA: Are You Satisfied Now KANAYA: Is Your Curiosity Sufficiently Sated VRISKA: -She starts laughing hysterically- KANAYA: -groooaaan- VRISKA: Kanaya!!!!!!!! VRISKA: How did you- VRISKA: Who even-? KANAYA: It Was A Gift KANAYA: From A Friend VRISKA: -She's still laughing- KANAYA: -SQUINTS SO HARD- VRISKA: I just never expected- VRISKA: WOW, you got me good! KANAYA: What VRISKA: -She catches her 8reath and exhales 8efore plopping down on the fa8ric covered 8ed- VRISKA: -lying on the fa8ric- VRISKA: -leavin her shoes on- KANAYA: -gdi vriska serket x2- VRISKA: What the hell is this even made of? KANAYA: The Reclining Platform Or The Assortment Of Fabrics Atop The Reclining Platform KANAYA: Id Have To Check With The Administration To Tell You The Precise Makeup Of The Former But The Latter I Can Tell You Is An Assortment Of Fabrics VRISKA: Why don't you get, you know, an actual ta8le? VRISKA: Or may8e a closet? VRISKA: Use some drawers? KANAYA: I Have A Closet KANAYA: I Just Like To View What Im Working On And The Platform Was Already Here VRISKA: I mean a fa8ric closet o8viously. VRISKA: Uh huuuuuuuuh. KANAYA: It Makes Things Simpler KANAYA: -though having some organization would help... she just hasnt gotten around to it yet- VRISKA: I got news for you. It doesn't. KANAYA: You Say That As If Organization Is Your Strong Suit KANAYA: Which We Both Know It Is Not VRISKA: Who needs organization? Not me! You do. KANAYA: -sighs- KANAYA: I Havent Gotten Around To Assembling A Better Method Of Organization KANAYA: It Is Fairly Busy Around Here VRISKA: Yeah, 8ut you need a plan or whatever. Even if they're dum8. KANAYA: Thank Goodness Youre Here Now To Remind Me Of The Importance Of Such Matters VRISKA: You're fucking welcome. KANAYA: Heh KANAYA: What Are Your Immediate Plans Looking Like VRISKA: Scoping out potential suckers for 8uyers! VRISKA: You know, for my most recent loot. KANAYA: Is That All KANAYA: Have You Spoken To Anyone On Board Yet KANAYA: Outside Of Me And Eridan VRISKA: Yeah, who do you think I am???????? VRISKA: Sure, I'm 8usy and way more cooler than all of these lame assholes, 8ut I've spoken to other people! VRISKA: This cat girl that just screamed all the time. She was weird. VRISKA: I got this human kid's Netflix account. KANAYA: .. KANAYA: Did You Steal It VRISKA: No!!!!!!!! KANAYA: They Gave It To You VRISKA: Yes he did! KANAYA: -dubious stare- VRISKA: I can show you the CONVERS8TION! KANAYA: Alright KANAYA: I Will Believe You KANAYA: What Human VRISKA: His name is John. KANAYA: I Havent Met That Particular One Personally Yet VRISKA: He's pretty much a huge nerd. KANAYA: And Extraordinarily Trusting VRISKA: I can't get money from the account! VRISKA: So it's kind of worthless. KANAYA: Naturally VRISKA: 8ut good if you want to watch human cinema. VRISKA: Even though it's WAY worse than ours. KANAYA: Ive Found It Fairly Pleasant Thus Far VRISKA: God, I sat through like 8 of them last night. All with the same rugged human. KANAYA: .. KANAYA: Why VRISKA: I had to give it a fair shot, I'm not 8IASED. VRISKA: I had to see what else the guy did! VRISKA: I had to sit through all of that and watch his weirdly scruffy face. VRISKA: And gaze upon the way his eyes were all sparkly in certain scenes! VRISKA: I mean watch. Watch upon. KANAYA: -oh my goodness- VRISKA: Watch upon the eyes. KANAYA: You Were KANAYA: Intent On This Particular Humans Cinematic Features KANAYA: And Sparkly Eyes VRISKA: Well now you just make it sound stupid! VRISKA: It was practically research! KANAYA: Im Just Repeating The Things You Said VRISKA: It's your tone! VRISKA: It's always your fucking tone. VRISKA: 8ut anyway! KANAYA: -i dont know what tone youre talking about- VRISKA: You get the point. VRISKA: I watched the human films. The end. VRISKA: I DIDN'T steal the inform8tion! KANAYA: Im Glad Your Eight Movies Worth Of The Same Lead Actor Was A Worthwhile Venture KANAYA: -i hope it was full of NOT THE BEES too- VRISKA: There were a few movies on how he found a treasure in some stupid Earth land. VRISKA: Ok a LOT of treasure!!!!!!!! KANAYA: As Much Treasure As You VRISKA: -She pauses.- Yes. VRISKA: I've found more. KANAYA: Impressive KANAYA: Maybe You Could Show Me These Films Of Questionable Quality Some Time KANAYA: I Dont Have A Lot To Do As Far As Free Time Goes Lately VRISKA: I mean, I guess. VRISKA: If I have time. KANAYA: You Had The Time To Watch Eight Of Them KANAYA: One Or Two Should Be Ok I Would Think VRISKA: I might 8e a8le to watch one NOW, I guess. KANAYA: That Would Be Nice KANAYA: How Should We Do It VRISKA: On a device! O8viously. KANAYA: Do You Have A Device KANAYA: All I Have Is My Handheld Communicator KANAYA: My Lunchtop Is Presently Out Of Commission KANAYA: -she may have gotten too many viruses by being terrible at computers- VRISKA: It's on my husktop, which I have with me. KANAYA: Ok KANAYA: Make Room VRISKA: 8ecause surprise! I'm somehow waaaaaaaay more prepared than you. VRISKA: -And she scoots over, uncapchaloguing her husktop- KANAYA: -:I- VRISKA: -She's way too excited a8out watching more of Nic Cage.- VRISKA: -She just can't let it show.- VRISKA: -8UT HER PUSHER IS POUNDING- VRISKA: -HE IS SO ATTRACTIVE- KANAYA: -Kanaya is definitely aware of this strange and sudden infatuation- KANAYA: -and feels slightly amused and slightly annoyed by it??? WHAT IS THIS FEELING- VRISKA: -She sets up the NETFLIX- KANAYA: -someone set us up the netflix- KANAYA: -main screen turn on- KANAYA: -all your nic cage are belong to us- VRISKA: -And puts on another Nic Cage movie. VAMPIRE'S KISS- KANAYA: -oh.... my god- VRISKA: -NICHOLAS CAGE- VRISKA: -NICOLAS?- VRISKA: -NICKY- KANAYA: -nic the dick- KANAYA: Is This A Typical Human Reaction To Undead Transformations -she just does not understand- VRISKA: -she's completely sucked in- VRISKA: Shut up. KANAYA: -BLONK- KANAYA: -whispers- (What Is Wrong With Him) VRISKA: Shhhhhhhh! KANAYA: ... KANAYA: (Is He Going To Be Ok) VRISKA: You're RUINING it! -Whaps her- KANAYA: Did You Just Whap Me VRISKA: Kanaya, seriously! KANAYA: No You Whapped Me VRISKA: -SHE ROLLS ALL EIGHT OF HER EYES- VRISKA: You're so distracting. Pro8a8ly the worst movie watching partner ever!!!!!!!! KANAYA: I Am Being Intentionally Distracting Now VRISKA: ::::( VRISKA: You suck. KANAYA: That Is In Fact A Thing I Do VRISKA: ........ KANAYA: -8)- VRISKA: -suddenly turns to the movie- W9 what happened? VRISKA: W8* KANAYA: Vampire Things VRISKA: -She's glaring at her- KANAYA: -still just smiling innocently- VRISKA: Don't give me that look. VRISKA: It's a terri8le look! VRISKA: The worst look of ALL the looks! KANAYA: You Are Entirely Exaggerating VRISKA: I'm not! VRISKA: -She's so infatuated 8y Nic's ankles- KANAYA: -his skinny hairy ankles. Kanaya is NOT IMPRESSED- VRISKA: He looks younger in this one. KANAYA: The Quality Is Not Especially Grand KANAYA: Perhaps It Is An Older Film VRISKA: Some of them have that quality. VRISKA: A 8at???????? KANAYA: He Is Compelled To Discuss His Bat Arousal KANAYA: Why Is He Suddenly Speaking In A Different Accent VRISKA: I don't know. Lame!!!!!!!! -8ut also attractive.- VRISKA: -VRISKA GOES SILENT- KANAYA: -sweats- KANAYA: -she did that once, to vriska, kind of- VRISKA: -DON'T LOOK AT HER HER FACE IS CO8ALT- KANAYA: What KANAYA: Even VRISKA: He has to take a piss! KANAYA: Why Announce It VRISKA: I guess he's into that? KANAYA: He Forgot His Bat Related Arousal VRISKA: I guess so. VRISKA: Yeah, yell at that lady. KANAYA: Hes Being Kind Of An Ass KANAYA: I Dont Like That Pattern With Those Shoulders VRISKA: I think he's assertive. KANAYA: Who Does This Woman Think She Is KANAYA: -she kind of likes her- VRISKA: A rain8ow drinker. O8viously. KANAYA: -looks at Vriska like mmmmmmhm- VRISKA: -she uses her hand to push Kanaya's face away.- KANAYA: -makes a little hissy noise- VRISKA: Shhhhhhhh! VRISKA: Hahahahahahahaha! He's losing his shit! KANAYA: I Feel Like Im Losing Mine Just Watching Him VRISKA: Misfiled. Wow. VRISKA: Kanaya he's acting like you when things are out of place! KANAYA: No KANAYA: I Resent That Remark KANAYA: He Knows His Alphabet VRISKA: -She's snickering- KANAYA: Wow KANAYA: That Was KANAYA: Something VRISKA: What a face. VRISKA: -She says it admiringly- KANAYA: What A Face KANAYA: -she says, in mild disgust- VRISKA: -Leans in to the screen- KANAYA: ... KANAYA: -kind of nudges her back a little- KANAYA: ... KANAYA: I Guess He Was Hungry VRISKA: Do humans eat 8ugs? KANAYA: I Dont Think So VRISKA: Why's he wearing shades? When he doesn't even have to? VRISKA: Talk a8out a complete losing losey loser. KANAYA: I Think Human Rainbow Drinkers Have A Sensitivity To Sunlight For Some Reason KANAYA: It Is The Opposite From Our Stories VRISKA: That makes no fucking sense. KANAYA: It In Fact Appears To Be Possible VRISKA: Go the fuck AWAY Al8a! KANAYA: Shes Here To Stay VRISKA: Too l8! KANAYA: Well KANAYA: That Is One Way To Come To Terms With The Situation VRISKA: Hey, he's a VAMPIRE. KANAYA: I Had No Idea VRISKA: -Under 8reath- Move the pillow. KANAYA: ... KANAYA: What VRISKA: Huh? KANAYA: Hm VRISKA: -casually keeps eyes on the screen- KANAYA: Chasing Birds Seems Unproductive In This Situation KANAYA: Oh KANAYA: Well VRISKA: Are you going to eat 8irds, Kanaya? KANAYA: Only The Plump Ones VRISKA: If you got desperate and only 8irds were around? KANAYA: If Only Birds Were Around Then I Would Also Be A Bird VRISKA: No, I mean- you know what I mean!!!!!!!! KANAYA: I Suppose I Would Attempt To Eat A Bird VRISKA: Gross! KANAYA: Are You Saying You Wouldnt Attempt To Eat A Bird VRISKA: Why would I ever 8e in a situ8tion like that? KANAYA: Youre The One That Created The Hypothetical Scenario VRISKA: What's he doing with that piece of wood? VRISKA: K8ll me? Why? KANAYA: Because He Is Unsatisfied With His State Of Existence VRISKA: I'm pretty sure he's not even an actual rain8ow drinker. VRISKA: Or vampire, whatever!!!!!!!! KANAYA: I Am Beginning To Suspect The Same KANAYA: ... KANAYA: Yes KANAYA: I Am Fairly Certain Of That Now KANAYA: Well KANAYA: Alright VRISKA: Well, guess he's a psycho. KANAYA: That Much Has Become Incredibly Apparent KANAYA: What Twist Shall Befall Our Hero Next KANAYA: ... KANAYA: That Felt Somewhat Anticlimactic VRISKA: What the fuck was that????????? KANAYA: I Am Thinking Much The Same Thing KANAYA: And I Have No Answer