Vortigaunt Friendship Headcanons
I know you mostly do x readers, but may i ask for a friendship headcanon? I adore vortigaunts and always wanted one as a friend, what are your headcanons for our vortifriends?
-Vortigaunts are incredibly loyal friends once you openly state you are friends they will be prepared to do anything for you. They take it incredibly seriously and it can be kinda intense sometimes
-Constant advice. Some of it direct like saying to be louder when you speak or something completely random. Most of it unhelpful but of course their vorts so it is just unsure how it will be.
-They share everything. Vorts don’t really have many physical needs or material objects, the ones they do have are completely random. Human things they found and liked, something they saw in a vision that will later be helpful. Shiny things. All they will offer to share with you and will hand you things randomly.
-They have names but humans can’t pronounce them they will ask you to give them one or they will assume a random word you happen to say a lot is their name and will try to take it as theirs.You’ll have to come up with a better one.
-They are affectionate in weird ways and try hard to learn human interactions like hugging. They will always ask to embrace you to “help you feel at ease as a human does”
-They try to teach you their language but it’s physically impossible for humans to make the sounds.
-They always call you friend all the time. At times even dearest one and the beloved friend.
-They like to perform small tricks for you when you’re sad and will sit listening to your troubles. They’ll get confused and ask a lot of questions but how invested they are in your problems is nice.