#vorantjack

           Good luck. Your goons don’t stand a chance.

    “Dunno m8, reckon physiologically deep is how ‘m gonna ride y’arse.”

         "Let's wind the clocks back a year: these cops and lawyers wouldn't dare cross any of you." A cursory glance at WASP's operations made it clear that their practices either payed off local law enforcement or simply terrified them into submission-- or at least they had. Past tense. "I mean, what happened? D'ja balls drop off?? Hm??" Nothing quite like provoking a very, very dangerous man. Either he saw her point or he'd be too shortsighted, and either way, really, it was a win-win. He'd either hear out her proposition or he'd try to kill her-- and, to be honest, both ways it sounded like a FUN way to spend the evening. Money or murder, let's spin the wheel and find out. Her face was completely serious, crimson painted lips issuing a challenge beyond spoken word, just a slight upward twitch on one corner really (oh, she was enjoying this).

me: stop encouraging her??

you are a lifesaver

*whispers* ngl, i’ve spent the better part of the last year slowly figuring out how the hell to work harley reasonably into asoiaf. it is not easy. but hilarious violence should be shared with ALL the fandoms, don’t you think?

      “Fuck off you smirking shit.”

    “You coulda jus’ waited instead of breakin’ in.”