#volan posts

Zukkaang and Tododeku is about the same exact ship and I see this, but they would be such great friends/lovers together. It all started with Zuko and Todoroki, spending their fathers credit cards on their boyfriends and cute little gadgets they find at the mall that spark curiosity when they saw it.

Dabi and Iroh are the certified protectors of the two, making sure they don't get into trouble without them even knowing. Dabi is super good at blending in and Iroh has his ways, they'll sit and have a cup of tea near the place Zuko and Todo decided to eat and would chat and tell stories until one spots on of the protecti wandering off with the other following. They have walky-talkys so while one is waiting for the check the other (dabi most of the time) keeps up with the two and keeps the other informed on what they're doing. when it's a double date All Might joins in on the fun, and one day Sokka caught them basically spying on the group and told them he wouldn't say anything if he could join in too, and so there's two old men and two dudes that are suspiciously good at hiding watching this group consisting of two burned pretty bois and their "I'll break my bones or we could be friends" Boyfriends hanging out and causing a ruckus at the mall.

Then they moved to the park one day, and oh boy did they have room to do stuff! Deku and Aang found a small racing track and wanted a little race, but Shouto and Zuko saw what was coming and said no. They did it anyways and it was a busy day for recovery girl and Katara.

One time they decided to do a boyfriend swap so Todo and Aang hanged out one day and then Zuko and Deku hanged out the next, and thats when they realized "wait... We can ALL date!" So they had a big talk about it in Todo's room and decided to call themselves the Broken Gang cause two are broken mentally and the other two are breaking physically all the time (and also mentally but the smiles are too bright). All Might and Sokka started crying tears of joy while Dabi and Iroh couldn't stop laughing when they heard (they only spy when they are out in public cause they are all bad at social stuff).

Okay, that's a little het for a lesbian movie. Wait... Is this lesbian? Its made in 1987... But the name is The Princess Bride.. I assume its a Princess' bride? *looks at name again* PRINCES BRIDE!? Well shoot. Just have to get over it I guess.

Little edgy, bro.

That's a pretty dress.

THEY AREN'T SUSPICIOUS AT ALL HOLY FRICK

"E-excuse me miss yes could you just get into this cart no we're not kidnapping you hahahahahaa"

NO ONE TO HEAR YOU SCREAM THIS IS CUTE

These kidnappers are hilarious tho. "I don't mind starting a war but I draw the line at killing a girl"

THESE PEOPLE DON'T ACT LIKE THEY COULD EASILY CLOBBER THAT SHORT BALDY AND/OR HOLD THE SWORD AT HIM AND GET OUT OF WHATEVER THING THEIR IN

Bro she's not even tied-

INCONCEIVABLE

Boaaatt.

SHE JUMPED- I dont swim. HAHAHA

Those eels are just convenient for the-AT THIS TIMMEE WHAT THE FRICK does she get eaten later? Is she always near a blood thirsty eel?

She could've pushed them into the water and sailed away. She could've screamed at the fishermen. Something!

cliffs. Of INSANITY!!

Ohhh it's the knight guy.

Oh there are gay scenes here.

Just keep climbing just keep climbing just keep climbing- AAHHH

Oh. Arms. INCONCEIVABLE

He climb. MUST DIE!!

I like the giant guy.

HELLO THERE!

"I don't mean to be rude, but" They are supposed to be fighting??

HE SAVES HIM! What???

Oh there are gay people.

"Thank you. Now we fight!"

Ah the six fingered man, I heard of him.

HE HANDED HIM HIS SWORD- they don't know how enemies work, dont they.

SAD BACKSTORY TIIIIME

PREPARE TO DIE this is what that's from!

"Not enough money for revenge tho" I heard that right?

HE WAITED. Such a gentleman, bro I'll date you if he doesnt.

That ACCENT I love ittt

SWORD FIGHTING TIIME-Left handed 😆

"Get used to disappointment" Writing that down...

Ooo he won! Oh! The bop! INCONCEIVABLE

No Offense but he looks so weird with the mask..

Kill each other like civilized people? Yeah.

What is he trying to do? Hug him to death.

These kidnappers are just such babies I love them.

"Dream of laarge women" Already do!

Whom are they? Weird people??

"Why I'm still alive" He's gonna die.

"Morons. All of them" HE'S SUCH A CHILD OMR

Ooo poison

He put them in both, right?

"Youre just stalling now." He really is.

Oh my gosh, this is hilarious

WAIT HE DIES BUT HE'S HILARIOUS

That fake death, hilarious.

I WAS RIGHT

He has a princess now!

She lied! PUT OUT bro someone would've died!?!

"You killed my love" I AM YOUR LOVE *Darth Vader theme plays in background*

AAAASSS YOUUU WIIISSH "Gasp! My love"

THE MASK IS GONE OMR

When he actually dies she's probably not gonna believe it...

That's cool scenery. OH IT'S THAT SCENE

"It's not that bad" *looks in horror* I'M DEAD

FIRE! ADVENTURE! goodness.

That pirate story would've been an enteresting story... I kind of wanna write a story on it.

THAT RAT HOLY GOODNESS IT WAS UGLY LIKE ME

The world of Prince's Bride is so interesting- AHH RODENT OF UNUSUAL SIZE!

Nom nom nom nom, EATING THIS GIRLS FEET! Oh no I've been stabbed. Goodbye world!

She didn't hear his betrayal? How??

IT'S THE SIX FINGERED MAN I FORGOT ABOUT THAT

Cool it's a dungeon! All we need is a dragon!

"Til I kill you, so yeah" This is a good movie, I like this movie.

Yeah kid, I feel you.

I-that was a dream?

"Yes, your very smart. Shutup!" This is just... A good movie.

THESE ARE AMAZING VILLAINS!? Ahh! It's been so long sense I've seen a good villain.

Okay- what is that machine? It looks so weird!??

"Hold up"

"Are you able to come to my stream tonight?" He askes

"I am, I was planning it sense it was announced"

I go to the stream and he talks about becoming gay with songs and puppets and Roman and it was really good! After the stream he DMS me asking if we could meet up somehow. I wanted to tell him that I live near him just like three hours away (which actually is true sense he lives in Orlando) but I didn't want to seem weird with know where he lives so I just said "Florida" And he's like

What do you think if someone picked up the same idea, just a bit different cause obvious? I have this idea for a series, although it is a lot like Sander Sides, just with me. The first video I'm working on a script, which is literally discussing whether I should make this or not and struggling with self doubt.

I had a dream awhile back that I was a chosen knight (okay I was the Troll hunter) and I had to go to these woods to stop someone from destroying it. I had Blinkus and Toby and Clare, but Clare was just a really good friend like Toby, also Jim was there but he was like barely there. Anyways, we get there and there was a weird circular ancient slab in the middle. It was huge, and had markings on it and circle parts where it was deep, small ones where a human could maybe fit. It looked like a UFO marking from corn, but ancient and in stone. Anyways, if you looked closely there is also stairs on the side that leads to an underground cave that's well lit by the shining rock and probably magic. It is mostly a maze to the other side of the stairs, but there are rooms among the twists and turns.

Blinkus warned us that we needed to be quiet, and that a wizard lives in these woods, but not a good one. she has killed many troll hunters before and I needed to stay vigilant. She was exiled by Madras the many, but it must have worn out or something cause now she's back (she's the one we need to stop). When he was explaining to stay low, we must find her before she finds us, I started to glow! It was yellow and it was more like an orb was surrounding me. I was picked up, and flew through the forest. My back was turned from where I was going, I couldnt see where I was only the shrinking Blinkus yelling "VOLAN!" holding out his hand. I knew it was the witch. I stopped but from the momentum I fell. When I got up, I heard someone say

"Finally, you've taken so long I though you weren't coming!" She picked me up with the glowing thing again, this time red and swirling around my torso, and I see her. She was wearing a black dress with green highlights in it. She had a matching green scarf draped across her shoulders, and honestly she was hot. I was brought closer and closer till we were nose to nose, I was struggling but honestly I stopped when I started to focus on her. then she said

"My little knight" I was tense, mostly cause shoot, I have to fight her? She's so beautiful, I don't really want to slay her... Also HOLY FRICK SHE'S BEAUTIFUL WHY AM I SO CLOSE AHHH! I opened my mouth, hesitated, then asked

"W-what do you mean 'my'?" She went to answer but looked behind me, her face became angry. Blinkus, Claire, and Jim were there (Toby was running in the background but never came) she kept me where I was, but she moved behind me to face them. I started to struggle again to see what will happen, but nothing worked.

"Put down the Trollhunter, witch! She's not for you!" Blinkus proclaimed.

"Trolls, always getting in the way of love. like your kind has ever felt love! We were made for each other, you know." She said, turning me towards her and putting her hand on my face, then stroking my hair. I was red hot too, I was gay panicking! I started mumbling trying to object but I was so nervous words wouldn't form. It felt like the red swirly thing was holding my arms now. I heard her whisper 'so cute' when I closed my eyes, I opened them and felt a small bump on my nose.

"Put Volan down! She doesn’t want you, isn’t it obvious?” Claire yelled, which was dumb it was obvious that I was gay panicking. Yeah it could mean I don’t want it but I’m pretty sure I wanted to spend the rest of my life with her. 

She turned her head to look at Claire, I tried to but my neck wouldn’t turn. She floated over to Claire.

“As if they want you? My dear, you are quite pretty but I’d leave you for the men to greet.” She swung me around and hovered me near the ground. close to Claire. “Do you want her, or me?” She asked, putting her arms around my shoulders and gently touching my chin.

“U-uhm... I-uh...” I think in the dream I was liked Claire in that way but she was straight, so I respected that, but she seemed genuinely upset that I was hesitant to say something for some reason.

“I get it, you’re stuck. Here, I’ll give you some time then you can give your answer. Although, I’ll be picking you up for more persuasion.” when she said that, she got super close and kissed my cheek. I was as red as a Coke-a-cola by then. She dropped me (I was only about a foot from the ground) and I fell. I touched my cheek then she left.

Blinkus and Claire both picked me up and I was still flustered.

"I guess you didn't get to the part where I am supposed to spend eternity with the witch I'm supposed to kill?" I asked, looking at blinky. He seemed to ignore that and asked if I was okay.

"Yeah, I'm fine. What are we gonna do?"

"Well you're not gonna marry her, that's for sure." Claire replied, she was still mad for some reason. Like? She wasn't even in to me she doesn't need to be like that. Anyways we go into the stair case and I guess it's our base. we think of a plan to outrun her, but its risky so nothing can go wrong. It's time to slay her.

I ran out of the stair-cave thing, looking around and was very cautious. I here her saying "I'm coming little knight" In an echoing voice. And this giant white and black wolf comes through the forest, she riding on the back. I freak out and start running away, barely able to though because that thing is HUGE and FAST. It slows down right next to me and I stop, defeated. She comes off and reaches for my face, to take off the glamour mask. I was Toby (I think) she screamed in a fit of rage, throwing the mask down.

"Where is she?!" She said lifting Toby up.

"Not here, that's for sure." He says, smiling. She throws him down and climbs onto the wolf.

The camera (I guess?) Floats over to me, who's hiding in the hole things on the stone. Her magic can't detect me in there I guess. But, I see a family of squirrels that are trying to climb up a tree but can't, so I leave it to help them. That was a bad mistake, because she came running after me! I run towards the stair case and dive down it, rolled and then start bookin' it down the hallways. She was close behind, her wolf shrinking to try and fit, but she left it eventually. I was getting stuck, getting hit by rocks, and was falling down other holes I didn't see. She sent a ripple through the rocks and I fell down another stair case, landing in a dead end. There was a blue River that lit the small room, and some moss growing on the sides of the rocks.

I dragged myself onto some rocks and turned to face her, she was standing staring at me and I was laying down with blood coming out of my side and head. I lifted my sword in one last defense but she tossed it aside.

"W-what are you gonna do to me" I asked, shaking from fear and tiredness. She kneeled down beside me and gently placed her hand on my head, whispered 'this' and then kissed me on the lips.

I didn't struggle, mostly cause I couldn't, but also because I didn't feel the need to. But as she was kissing me, I felt nothing. No pain, no blood coming out, no broken bones, nothing! I felt newer, in a way. She leaned back and asked:

"Feel better?" I shook my head yes, I didn't even realized her other hand not occupying my face, was clasped by my hand. She said something else but I think a fainted, and then woke up (still in the dream) to a room with rock walls. I was laying in a bed with a white T-shirt on and some sweat pants. She walked in and was joyed to see me awake.

"Oh good I'm glad you're back! Would you like some coffee?" She had a tray with a cup of coffee and biscuits. I hesitantly accepted, but then she looked worried.

"You're about to leave again. But that's fine! You'll come back soon right?" She smiled.

"Uhm, I don't know, maybe?" I said.

"I'll miss you, sweety. See you in your dreams!" She kissed me one final time, and then I woke up in my bed room.

The other dream! Isn't as long I swear.

I opened my eyes and we were in an obstacle course thing. I looked down and she was tapping my hand. This time, she had a white shirt with green overalls and a Luigi hat, I had the same thing except red and Mario hat.

"I've been waiting forever for you to come back!" She said, smiling and kissing my cheek.

"We're gonna play Mario! Isn't this gonna be fun for our first date?" She pulled me to the first part, and explained how to get through. I was able to, but it was pretty hard. She seemed like she did this before, it was a lot of fun though. I don't remember much, we mostly did obstacles and laughed a lot. She was really nice too! Claire and Toby weren't there, Jim was and he had purple overalls and a Waluigi hat. When we met the end she turned to me and said:

“this was a great first date. I'll see you again soon! You gotta go now." She kissed me on the lips and waved goodbye, and I woke up in my room, not wanting to get up again.

Third dream! This one’s a long one, too. But super magical!

This time I opened my eyes and we were walking to an opera House. We were holding hands, and she was wearing a dark green Victorian dress, and she had purple hair instead of black (but honestly it was nearly black).

“you’re going to love this show! I used to watch it when I was younger. Have you seen it?” she asked, turning to me.

“No, I don’t think I have. What’s it about?” I looked down to see what I was wearing, it was a red Victorian dress with pink highlights.

“You’ll have to see for yourself.” She answered, swinging herself in front of me and kissing me on the lips (she does that lot and I always get so flustered after but I LOVE IT AHH). So we walk into the opera and it looks more like a giant movie theater, but there is magic everywhere. Here’s the part that makes me think that this is a multiniverse, and I CANNOT MAKE THIS UP she turns to me again and asks

“I understand in your world you don’t have magic! So I thought I would surprise you.” AND THE BIGGEST SMILE ON HER FACE SHE WAS SO CUTE I was standing there in awe (from her cuteness but also because h o l y frick) there was tiny airplanes flying around with drinks on their wings with a little mouse on the nose asking if you wanted a beverage, and they were wearing little tuxedos and some had those fancy mustaches and it was adorable! There was blimps too that would serve food, the big round part would open up and whatever you ordered was automatically in it. This time it was a hummingbird with a thin velvet dress. She ordered us a drink and an ice cream, but the ice cream was shaped like a snowman and the toppings was the eyes and the coat was caramel and chocolate! It was really cool and never melted, and the drink tasted like how flowers smelled. I got a rose drink, and she got a lily. She let me try hers, and they both tasted so good! We shared the ice cream, it was really big. We sat down to watch the show, and there was just a gaping hole where the stage was supposed to be. I asked why and she laughed.

“How else will they preform? Wait, how do they do it in your world?” and so I explained that we have stages, and she looked so confused, and I was confused. We were both completely confused! I started to chuckle, trying to explain, and then she started to laugh, and it was such a nice moment. Finally the show started, so we quiet down. All of the sudden, a grass field covered the gaping hole, then trees and bushes grew out of the ground. It was huge, like a small forest. People came running from behind the trees and started dancing, it was just really magical. they were dressed like fairies, y’know those dresses, and the dance was wonderful.

After the play (? I think) She brought us back to meet the dancers and they were really cool. One asked if I dance and I told them I do (cause I do) and they asked if I could dance for them, but I was super nervous. What they danced was so good I don’t think I could impress them at all! I think my gf noticed I was worried and placed her hands on my shoulders in a reassuring way, nodding as if she knew what I was thinking. So I said yes! They played a song, I closed my eyes, and started to preform a dance I’ve never preformed before but was in the back of my head whenever I heard it. They played Once Upon a December and I killed it! I hit every move (btw I changed before this, I was in a flowing red dance dress this time) and it was exactly how I’d imagine it. I knew however, that this wouldn’t impress them. I was mistaken! Because they cheered! My gf clapped with awe on her face, and it felt really weird. I never liked applause for me, I never thought I deserve an applause when I get one, but her face turned reassuring again, making me know that I deserved this applause.

We started to say goodbye to the dancers, I stayed in the dance dress, and We sneaked into a dance room to talk, it was really loud out there suddenly.

“How did you like the play?” She asked, her dress changing into a similar dress as mine, just purple this time.

“It was so cool! we’ll have to see more like that.” I answered, still in awe that I managed to dance in front of professional dancers.

“Would you like to be in one?” She questioned, taking my hand and leaning a little forward. She was a little shorter than me, although the first two times she was definitely taller than me. I guess it changes, because her height changes again later on.

“Uhm, that would be so cool! But do you really think I could do that?”

“Of course you can! You wanna go in one now? I made the arrangements!” My. Jaw. Dropped! We were going to be in front of thousands dancing? Me and my literal dream girlfriend? SIGN. ME. UP!

We moved to the side of the hole, right outside there were seats upon seats filled with people, and we were about to dance in front of them. This time we were wearing a big fluffy coat with our respected colors (red and green) and a fairy skirt. We had mittens on, and we looked like we were about to ice skate, which we were. On a giant snowball coming from the hole. It was like being in Super Mario Galaxy on the giant Mario head, except a perfect ball! We ditched the ice skates after awhile and just danced together, and then we separated for a bit to do our own thing, and then came back together like in tangled, and she kissed me on the lips, and told me our times up, everyone applauded,then... I woke up, with the biggest grin on my face.