Seduce Me Bros Trying The Period Pain Simulator
This has been my hyperfixation for over a week and I doubt it's gonna stop but also my body is mad I'm not pregnant so... Here, I guess.
James
I feel like he knows
He knows it's gonna hurt
But he has this sick sense of satisfaction
Knowing he can probably do better than his brothers
But he gets like 3 levels in and he's gritting his teeth and doing those really dramatic breaths
Save him
"I've read plenty, I'm sure this isn't as bad as it seem- ... I take back everything I just said. Dear, please, sweetheart, my love, no, I can't."
Erik
He probably tries to play it off
"Oh? Didn't take you to be one for pain, princess."
And then he's like curled in on himself
He does those like "I'm so sorry for every woman I've ever looked at" monologs
"This will be interestiNG!! Princess, I am so sorry that I ever doubted, oh God, any woman ever... They have to go through this... Every month?"
Sam
He's absolutely been laughing at his brothers
"It can't be that bad, drama queens. 10, immediately, I can take it."
He immediately regrets everything
Every choice he's ever made
He's doing that thing where he punches whatevers closest to him
He accidentally breaks a couple door frames on accident
Don't let him go to the roof unless you want your ceiling to cave in
"C'mon, level 10 immediately, I got this. OH MY- Holy shit, it's this bad? I'm gonna lose my fucking mind... WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS IS ONLY LEVEL 5?"
Matthew
Seeing Sam had him scared
He and Sam would bicker a lot but he knew Sam
He wouldn't react like that unless it was bad bad
He looks at you like "Please, I'm so sorry, please don't do this to me."
But just as you put the thing on he's already like "No, it hurts"
"It's not even turned on yet"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN"
You turn it on and immediately he's like "Every month?"
Bro probably tears up a little
He understands how you're able to handle Simon now
This is so much worse
"Oh no, please, it hurts... It's not even on? Why does it hurt already? OH SWEET MOTHER OF- And you feel this every month?"
Damien
I want to say he would be like "Anyway, I'm gonna be busy all day so you have fun"
And you're like "Read my mind again, I dare you. You're not getting out of this."
And he winces at each and every one of his brothers reactions
"Ready?"
"No"
"Good. Neither is anyone when it's the real deal."
You turn it on and he's just silent
He's probably the type to do that like hiding the pain via singing thing
Like the "Oh my god 🎶 This is so terrible 🎵 I have so much respect for you 🎶"
Let's be real, he probably cries
"I'm sorry for doing anything, don't do this to mE- Oh, God, hmm. Nope, no, I'm good, I understand. Please!"
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They all probably get a tracker for you and stock the house with chocolate in the days leading up. Their wives also thank you when they find out why they know so much.













