#void simps

This has been my hyperfixation for over a week and I doubt it's gonna stop but also my body is mad I'm not pregnant so... Here, I guess.

James

I feel like he knows

He knows it's gonna hurt

But he has this sick sense of satisfaction

Knowing he can probably do better than his brothers

But he gets like 3 levels in and he's gritting his teeth and doing those really dramatic breaths

Save him

"I've read plenty, I'm sure this isn't as bad as it seem- ... I take back everything I just said. Dear, please, sweetheart, my love, no, I can't."

Erik

He probably tries to play it off

"Oh? Didn't take you to be one for pain, princess."

And then he's like curled in on himself

He does those like "I'm so sorry for every woman I've ever looked at" monologs

"This will be interestiNG!! Princess, I am so sorry that I ever doubted, oh God, any woman ever... They have to go through this... Every month?"

Sam

He's absolutely been laughing at his brothers

"It can't be that bad, drama queens. 10, immediately, I can take it."

He immediately regrets everything

Every choice he's ever made

He's doing that thing where he punches whatevers closest to him

He accidentally breaks a couple door frames on accident

Don't let him go to the roof unless you want your ceiling to cave in

"C'mon, level 10 immediately, I got this. OH MY- Holy shit, it's this bad? I'm gonna lose my fucking mind... WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS IS ONLY LEVEL 5?"

Matthew

Seeing Sam had him scared

He and Sam would bicker a lot but he knew Sam

He wouldn't react like that unless it was bad bad

He looks at you like "Please, I'm so sorry, please don't do this to me."

But just as you put the thing on he's already like "No, it hurts"

"It's not even turned on yet"

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN"

You turn it on and immediately he's like "Every month?"

Bro probably tears up a little

He understands how you're able to handle Simon now

This is so much worse

"Oh no, please, it hurts... It's not even on? Why does it hurt already? OH SWEET MOTHER OF- And you feel this every month?"

Damien

I want to say he would be like "Anyway, I'm gonna be busy all day so you have fun"

And you're like "Read my mind again, I dare you. You're not getting out of this."

And he winces at each and every one of his brothers reactions

"Ready?"

"No"

"Good. Neither is anyone when it's the real deal."

You turn it on and he's just silent

He's probably the type to do that like hiding the pain via singing thing

Like the "Oh my god 🎶 This is so terrible 🎵 I have so much respect for you 🎶"

Let's be real, he probably cries

"I'm sorry for doing anything, don't do this to mE- Oh, God, hmm. Nope, no, I'm good, I understand. Please!"

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James

"It's their choice."

He doesn't care what you wear, he thinks you look good all the time. He can get a little jealous if people are staring at you but that's just part of the deal. The ego boost he gets from having your eyes only on him is insane and that's part of why he let's you wear what you want.

Erik

"I trust them."

No matter what, whenever you go out, Erik asks what you're wearing. Not to control it, just so he can say "Give me a twirl~" and compliment you. He actually likes when people stare because he knows that you chose him, nobody else. Why else would you marry him?

Sam

"I can fight."

The first time he heard someone say "They were practically asking for it" He wasn't even on patrol. You had to tell him to not say "You have a very punchable face, you're practically asking for it." But real talk, if you wear something a little risky he's going with you. If someone looks a little too hard, his fists are already up.

Matthew

"They can fight."

He knows he's not the most intimidating guy. Nonetheless, he's confident that you can handle yourself. The first time someone catcalled you, he was a little scared by the look on your face. He was pretty impressed too when he saw the look on the other person's face.

Damien

"I'm scared of them"

A/N: IM SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG, I COULDN'T REMEMBER IF IT WAS SET IN CHICAGO OR NOT. I played through all of Sam's routes again just to get his character down... Being an Erik simp is hard

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You hear the front door slam as Sam gets home and you make your way to the foyer. As you watch him slump against the closed door, you sigh and walk towards him.

Only daughter's because I was making them in the sims and all of them had daughters for some reason

James

Sweetheart, darling, cutie

Like his daughter is fussing or something cause she's tired and he picks her up like "Alright, sweetheart, Daddy's gotcha"

Tucks her into bed with a kiss on the forehead "Sweet dreams, cutie"

Or she's like babbling and he's like "Very interesting, darling"

He replies to her noises like a conversation

He's 100% husband material and 1000% dad material

Erik

He refers to your daughter as princess too

But there's a few like honey, lovely, stuff like that

"Hey Honey, time to wake up."

And any boy that even looks at her is like "Why are your dad's eyes gold?"

"They do that when he's angry."

He isn't above threatening children

Just be glad he isn't Sam...

Sam

SPEAKING OF SAM

Doofus is reserved for you only

He calls your daughter babygirl

Probably throws in a girly every now and then

She scrapes her knee and he goes "Up you go, there you are girly, can I have a smile from my babygirl?"

He was nervous as hell to be a dad but he's great

Matthew

I'm 100% he calls her sugar or something related to cooking

He once called her flower

And you were like "Oh, that's cute!"

And he was like "No, the baking ingredient flour"

He made her go in and tell you not to be mad at him

You threatened Simon Tabby with a seam ripper and thread scissors if he even dared touch her

Matthew storms in at one point like "Sugar, I don't want you hanging out with him anymore."

And it turns out he's talking about Simon Tabby because they teamed up to prank him

Damien

Mostly hun, sunshine or something like peanut

He was amazed at how small she was when she was born

That's probably why he calls her peanut

He melts whenever she smiles

"Whatcha smiling at, sunshine?"

Or like her favorite toy got broken and he doesn't see it immediately while she's crying

"What's wrong, peanut?"

This is what they look like. They seem kinda familiar, right? Let's take a closer look at Mammons glasses.

He can very clearly see through them since his eyes are still visible to us, the player. He wears them inside but the entire house is colorful and his brothers outfits have quite the color scheme. Also take notice of his clothes. Black, white and brown. Plus his room. His room is rather monochrome.

There are very few touches of color. I personally think he just liked how the different shades of gray looked together.

"Gray? But not everything is gray." Aha! That's it, maybe if you aren't colorblind. I myself am not colorblind but my (colorblind) friends have said that the entire world appears gray.

(Handcannons, if you will)

A/N: First sk8 post! I'm very new to the fandom though do bare with me. All pictures were found on pinterest by searching "nice hands"

Reki

Soft on the back

But has calluses from not only skating but working on skateboard orders

Bro works hard

He gets kinda insecure about holding your hand

Tell him you don't mind and that you're proud of him for working so hard

Langa

VERY pretty hands

Soft but strong

He doesn't have many calluses since he's a bit new

But he's getting there

Snowboarding with gloves helped him avoid it before

Cherry

Softest mf hands you have no clue

Bro moisturizes for sure

He has a little indent on the side of his finger from holding his calligraphy pen so often

But it's not affecting him medically so it's kinda whatever

He has hand cramps often, make sure he doesn't overdo it

Joe

VEINY HANDS VEINY HANDS VEINY HANDS

With that fucking build, he's gotta

And being a chef, carrying dishes and cooking

He's big and strong and stupid, we love him

Adam

He takes care of his hands cause of his public reputation

Almost always has some sort of jewelry or an accessory

Takes pictures cause he's gotta show off at least a little, it's in his nature

Expect like 5 sets of pics everyday with a caption like "Tell me my hands are pretty <3" or smthn

Hawks has a bridge piercing.