Stardew Valley Experience
Me: Has multiple saves files. Never gets void chicken by witch.
Cousin: Plays Stardew Once. Gets witch and Void Eggs first season.
Me: :o
Me: (Several irl years later) Imma buy you Stardew so you can play without using my Steam Account. Oh, and we can multiplayer now since we’re friends and you’re my only Steam Friend after today.”
Cousin: “You need a better social life.”
Me: “My job is my social life.”
Multiplayer Happens: Start of second year, Witch happens with Void Egg.
Me: “WHAT”
Cousin: “I”M YOUR GOOD LUCK CHARM”
ME: “WHAT THE FRICKING FRAGGLE MONKEYS IS THIS WITCHCRAFT”













