#void eggs

Me: Has multiple saves files. Never gets void chicken by witch. 

Cousin: Plays Stardew Once. Gets witch and Void Eggs first season. 

Me: :o 

Me: (Several irl years later) Imma buy you Stardew so you can play without using my Steam Account. Oh, and we can multiplayer now since we’re friends and you’re my only Steam Friend after today.” 

Cousin: “You need a better social life.” 

Me: “My job is my social life.” 

Multiplayer Happens: Start of second year, Witch happens with Void Egg. 

Me: “WHAT”

Cousin: “I”M YOUR GOOD LUCK CHARM” 

- First time I played Stardew, I didn’t know who I could or would date till I found Sebastian. I learnt what he liked and just stood outside his room just to give him quartz till I learnt how to make sashimi. Basically stalked him.