#vo spader

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Gunny, talking about Spader/Bobby: And they were suitemates.

Uncle Press, watching from Solara: Oh my Halla, they were suitemates.

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Press, about Bobby: Ooh, my boy going to save Halla! Fuck it up!

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Gunny, canonically from 1937, pointing at Bobby and Spader cuddling: What the fuck- is this allowed? What the fuck- is that allowed?

Bobby: stahp

Gunny: (realizes something about himself)

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Press: Two bros, chilling on a skimmer, five feet apart, cause they’re not g-

Bobby/Spader: (kiss)

Press: O.O

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Saint Dane: You know, the Travelers can be really aggressive, so it’s important to take all precautions.

Saint Dane, blowing an airhorn in Bobby’s face: Get fucked!

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Bobby, booking it to the flume on Eelong: AHahahahaAAAAAAHHh AAAH ahaaaaaa

Kasha: Why are you running? WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?

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Spader, after a bag of chips falls on his head: Hurricane Katrina? More like Hurricane Tor-till-a!

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Aja, driving on Second Earth for the first time: Road work ahead? Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does.

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Mark: Is there anything better than pussy? Yes, a really good book!

(Courtney hits electric piano chord)

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Loor, to Spader: Hey, I’m lesbian.

Spader: I thought you were Zadaa-ian?

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Bobby, behind the camera: AHHAa!

Spader: AHAH!HGir! Stop, I coulda dropped my craw-sant!

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(Loor watching some deer)

Bobby: ahCHOO

(deer run)

Loor: Oh, nice, Bobby.

Bobby: I sneezed! Oh, I’m not allowed to sneeze?

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Saint Dane, disguised as a police officer: Do you know how fast you were going back there?

Bobby, putting on sunglasses: I would’ve been going faster, officer, but you stopped me!

(Saint Dane dragging Bobby out of the car)

Aja, from the back seat: You goin’ to jail, boy!

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Spader: We’re getting pulled over!

Bobby: Quick! Put these on!

(Bobby and Spader put on camouflage)

Saint Dane, in a slightly worse police officer disguise: License and registrati- WHAT THE-

(Bobby and Spader get out and run away)

Saint Dane, panicking: Who opened that? Devil car! DE-VIL-CAR!

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Bobby, to Spader: I love you bitch!

Spader: wha- oh my god

Bobby: I ain’t never gonna stop lovin’ you. Biiiiitch!

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Spader, doing fucking anything during The Never War:

Bobby: Weoow.

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Aja: I don’t need friends, they disappoint me.

Bobby: Nah, I'm good man, I don't have any money.

Spader: Did I ask you... If you brought money...

Spader (up in Bobby's face): What. Do. You. Want.

Bobby (sniffling): a ten piece

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