Sep 23, 2015
Logan: Duncan, is that scotch?
Duncan: Scotch with Splenda. Tastes like Splenda; gets you drunk like scotch.
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Logan: Duncan, is that scotch?
Duncan: Scotch with Splenda. Tastes like Splenda; gets you drunk like scotch.
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Logan: It's like this, Wallace. I love Veronica. I love her. We're a team. That's why eight times a week, I go to the strip club. It gives me energy, which I bring back to her.
Wallace: And doesn't Veronica get jealous?
Logan: Nah! She likes it! Makes me feel strong, like a Samson.
[Dick enters]
[Logan shoves him]
Logan: SAMSON!
Dick: Great shoving, Mr. Echolls!
Logan: I'm so desperate I even brought in my dream journal, hoping it would inspire me.
Veronica: [reading an entry] "I married Alf and we're pretty happy." That sounds nice.
Logan: It was.
Veronica: Dick, shut up. I can't hear myself not talking to Logan.
Logan: Wallace, can you tell me why Veronica is mad at me?
Veronica: Wallace, can you tell Logan...?
Wallace: Logan, she's mad at you because you said "awesome sauce" instead of "I love you, too." Veronica, he loves you. Stop being a child.
Happy birth moment, Veronica.
Duncan, creepily, “Normal Is the Watch Word”
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Let's all pretend Beaver was never born.
Dick Casablancas at some point, probably.
I reported Weevil to the INS. Turns out he's clean, but I'm glad I did it.
Logan
I can convince small children that I'm a witch.
Veronica