I am most seriously displeased. Days like today really make me hate people (more than usual). It’s like that Mary Poppins song: “Although we adore [humans] individually, we agree that as a group they’re rather stupid.” (The original was about men. That movie went hard for a children’s musical.)
I’m wearing my mom’s pearls today so everyone at this virtual hearing will know I’m extra salty and I mean business. I’m already angry and I also feel like shit because of this horrible cold my child inflicted upon me. These people are in for it.
I wish I wasn’t so fat, but there’s nothing I can do about that a half hour before the hearing. My camera doesn’t have a filter that makes me look thinner, unfortunately. That just makes me angrier.
I need to make some tea before this hearing, to soothe my sore throat and make myself look even more like the angry old bird I am, like my grandmas taught me.