Read ur tags on the shibe post. You have several Kojuro hc. SPAM ME. i need me some old man love. I hope u r enjoying ur vacation.
i had an amazing vacation and honestly, i’m always thinking about kojuro so here goes nothing lmao
kojuro always loses his clothes because he’s just a fool with a messy room. do not trust kojuro with holding your stuff either because it will get lost. he had to borrow mc’s obi once because he lost his and everyone wondered why it was pink for a week.
he’ll be dead before he admits it but shige and him share a similar taste in porn and they sometimes swap. shige likes making jabs at it while kojuro delivers a nice smack to the back of his head. masamune is embarrassed.
has amazing handwriting? it’s so precise and nice and clean unlike his room and you’d never expect kojuro to be the type to eye if that’s bontenmaru or mold in the corner of his room.
can truly sleep anywhere, even standing up if he needs to. he’s got a bad back for this very reason, because he just couldn’t be bothered to move the books away from the top of his bedding and just slept on a pile of books for the longest time.
his room smells awful because he smokes in there and everyone thanks god that mc came into his life because shige and masa hated going to his chambers and would pinch their noses.
sunlight finally touched the floor of his room after five years when mc cleaned his room for the first time ok and shigezane wants to celebrate it every year (he really just wanted an excuse to drink, but kojuro’s first spring cleaning in a decade was definitely something to celebrate.)
kojuro keeps drawings masa and shige drew for him and whenever he looks at them he cries a little tbh. he once sobbed about how cute masamune and shigezane were when they came scrambling up to him, asking to teach them how to spar.
he’s cheesy and writes love poems to mc but never gives them to her because he’s an idiot and it’s going to be like that one event story all over again. he’s embarrassing.
he literally has an existential crisis every birthday and mc has to calm him down and tell him no, he is not balding yet and even if he did she would still love him very much.
will one hundred percent simply throw mc over his shoulder and touch the butt while carrying her around the house for no reason sometimes. she, in return, always grabs his ass back too.
mc does the laundry for a reason. once kojuro tried doing the laundry and now most of mc’s clothing is kind of blue too. he also doesn’t know how to hang things right and hangs them in the most stupid way? how can this man be perfect in war strategy but cannot properly hang laundry.
gives good hugs? like those all embracing hugs and he lifts them off the ground if they’re extra short but good god his hugs are like being held by an angel and that’s not up for debate
point is i love this man and there’s nothing wrong with him besides his messy room okay
