Mar 11, 2022
Jack: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment! Entity: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!
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Jack: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment! Entity: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!
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Entity: >:(
Jack: Turn that frown upside-down!
Entity: ):<
Jack: There’s no winning with you, is there.
Kidnapper, on the phone with Entity: We have your friend
Entity: My what??
Kidnapper: He hit us over the head and made me rethink my life choices
Entity: Oh god you have Jack
Kidnapper: I'm gonna be an artist
Entity, talking to Jack: You know, one would think that after 300 years you'd stop being such a dumbass. And yet here we are.
Jack: Could you be sensible for once in your life?!
Entity: I resent the implication that I am alive.
Jack: You are alive.
Entity, staring off into the distance: Only on the outside.
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Entity: My first rule is no one can veto my rules.
Jack: That's called tyranny and it's generally frowned upon.
Entity: Get murdered. You'll find out who your real friends are, I promise you that.
Jack: I feel like there are steps you should probably take before doing this-
Jack: Did you just refer to a knife as a ‘people-opener?’
Entity: Should I not have?