#violent-miss

I like this wording more than pidge’s ask so here we go

His first crush was Hamasaki Nanave

Is Nanave’s best friend to this day and laughs over his antics a lot

Unironically fell for Ashoka Raj Lalam Desai

Fell in love for Ashoka AGAIN while amnesiac

Doesn’t really hold the fact Ash almost killed him against him like?? Ren?

After learning of Ashoka’s betrayal, manipulation and after all the shit during g2, choose to keep by his side. Like an idiot.

Doesn’t defend him for the most part, at least not for all the shit he has done before, but a part of him is protective of him anyways

Wears T-Shirts that say “Make Love Not War” when seeing Ash

Frequently shittalks him to anyone but especially in front of Ash himself

Your fave is problematic: Kaoru

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[sighs deeply]

he dyes his hair TEAL and PURPLE on PURPOSE

was bald for a little bit.

he gets a new piercing each month

shot a kid in the eye

shot.. other people, probably

knocked over ueno’s lamp once

puts bugs in his mouth for no reason

hoards entire loaves of bread

challenges teenagers to drinking contests more frequently than he should

is missing like four toes

if he doesn’t want to listen to you he will literally turn his ears off to ignore you

he’ll wake you up in the middle of the night and ask you if snails can get mortgages on their shells

inappropriately timed knock-knock jokes

attacked his boss with a pair of scissors and a fancy lamp

frequently bites local waverunner

gives everyone stupid nicknames against their will

if you take him to a formal dance, the only dance he’ll do is the robot

lots and lots of other things

Your fave is problematic: Declan

wear’s raccoon rails in his hair unironically 

all his piercings are fake, he’s a wannabe?!

would punch a guy in the face for ten dollars

neitzsche is his idol

he’ll shed on your pillows. pink hair everywhere

he would tell a little kid santa isn’t real without batting an eye

broke a dude’s arm?? with a sledgehammer?

I did jouska for Daisuke already so I’ll use.. Julius.. both prompts under the cut!

Welcome to your first visit to the vending machine, it’s a cool time here and her items clatter out rather noramlly. 

Trick Coin: It’s a perfectly ordinary 100 yen co- hey wait a second! This coin is the same on both sides! You’ll always be right if you pick ‘heads’!

send ☠ for a misguided advice text

> u broke the vase> but were gonna be okay> put it> under the rug> jump on the rug> vacuum it up> no evidence> ur welcome

send ⁇ for a worried text

           Gentarou started to feel a little tired, it began to grow late in the day. The amusement parks lights began to spark to life, and the crowds began to thin out a little more. He felt tired, but he couldn’t show it, not with Mayu by his side. She always gave him this certain energy, one he couldn’t quite explain. It felt stronger than friendship. Sure, the fake date had gone well, and he had hoped he helped Mayu to discover her loving emotions a little better. Gentarou, on the other hand, discovered his loving emotions pretty quick after the “fake” date. He thought of how natural it felt, and how he couldn’t get Mayu off his mind. He had invited her out again tonight, and disguised it as another “fake” date. Gentarou had to know if he wasn’t delusional, if he was really falling for this robot. He snapped out of his train of thought, looking down the robot at his side. They were waiting in line for the ferris wheel, a favorite of Gentarou’s. 

           “You’re not afraid of heights or nothin’, are you?”, Gentarou asked. 

            “Not at all! Heights do not phase me!”, Mayu assured him, as they walked forward in line. Her smile gave Gentarou a warm feeling through out his body. Like he’d been hit with a ray of light directly from the sun, and the sun was no more than a foot away from him. They finally reached the cart and climbed aboard, the ferris wheel setting off. He sat close to Mayu, and began to drop knowledge onto her. 

          “Alright, so this is the part of the date where you guys would like, snuggle up or something! But since you’re a robot I think it’s okay? I’m not sure... The whole robot thing kinda changes a lot of factors here.”, Gentarou struggled to find what to tell her in this situation. Then the park began to catch his attention. 

          “I can spread warmth to my limbs if needed for this snuggling procedure?”, Mayu asked, but before she could spread her heat Gentarou declined. 

           “Don’t worry about it for now, I don’t want you to wear out battery or nothin’!”, Gentarou replied, not wanting to have to lug Mayu home through this crowded park. He looked back down the crowds in the park and began to speak his thought process aloud.

           “Do you think there’s someone down there lookin’ at me right now, their future friend, Gentarou Kisaragi... and his future cute robot girlfrie-”, Gentarou then seized up, his eyes widening, realizing what had just slipped from his mouth. He looked over to Mayu, a sense of dread welling up in his heart. 

            “I bet they are! Thank you for calling me cute! I am glad we are friends! I am your friend! Who is a girl! You are my friend! Who is a boy! And Human! Nice how that works out!”, Mayu spat out, her words stringing together extremely fast, and her face getting flustered. Gentarou struggled to get words out, and came up with his excuse

           “I uh, meant practice, girlfriend! Practice! After practice we will then find our future boyfriends and girlfriends!”, Gentarou sputtered, speaking fast and getting red in the face himself. 

            “Of course! Of course! Practice! I am here with my practice boyfriend! Practicing!”, Mayu shouted, seeming just as flustered as Gentarou. 

            Gentarou’s heart filled with dread once more, realizing the cart had stopped at the top. He looked over the edge of the cart, noting the height, then looked back to Mayu, who was now looking away from him. He bit his lip, trying to think of what to do next. He then had an idea, grabbing his Fourze driver out. He performed his henshin right next to Mayu, the loud belt noise catching her attention. He sat there in the Fourze suit, and bent his arms to 90 degree angles, pretending to be a robot. 

              “Kisaragi...?”, Mayu gaped, confusion flooding her voice.

              “You have to prepare for when your robot boyfriend does stuff! So Fourze is closer to a robot than I am, so we’ll practice with him! First off, the robot kiss!”, Gentarou shouted, pecking his helmet against Mayu’s cheek, letting out a goofy “Mwah!” noise when he did so. Mayu’s cheeks turned an even brighter red, to where Gentarou began to worry about her battery again. Gentarou rubbed the back of his head. 

              “And the last part of robot boyfriend practice tonight is... hand holding! Robots can have really weird hands! Fourze has pretty chunky fingers, so we’ll give it a shot with him!”, Gentarou shouted again, gently clasping his fingers between Mayu’s. He looked over to her, a nervous smile waiting under that helmet of his.