#vincent lazarus

Inspector Sullivan as Ebenezer Scrooge

Obsessed with his work. Spends most of his life being a grumpy fuck and lashing out at the people around him, but does a personality 180 after being shown how to let love into his heart

Father Brown as Charles Dickins (Gonzo)

Tells the story, knows things about its events that he seemingly shouldn’t, and is unnecessarily vague about how he knows these things and what’s going to happen next

Sid Carter as Rizzo the Rat

Food-obsessed chaos gremlin. Doesn’t think things through before he does them, and is inclined to fight rather than flight

Inspector Mallory as Jacob / Robert Marley (Statler / Waldorf)

Does his job as he sees fit, and doesn’t care whose life he ruins in the process. Only regrets his actions when it personally affects him, and even then doesn’t do much to change his ways. Also lots of heckling

Mrs McCarthy as The Ghost of Christmas Past

Somehow knows everything about everyone, and will recount these stories with no regard for how it’ll impact the people involved. Values tradition and a connection with the past

Inspector Valentine as The Ghost of Christmas Present

Just sort of gets how things work. Disappears after a short time, having been through a facial hair transformation

Daniel Whittaker as The Ghost of Christmas Future

Ominous bastard

Sergeant Goodfellow as Bob Cratchit (Kermit)

Puts up with so much bullshit at work, but is chronically underpaid and underappreciated by his boss. Well-liked by seemingly everyone in the area

Felicia Montague as Emily Cratchit (Miss Piggy)

Stylish, speaks her mind, and isn’t afraid to resort to outright threats of violence when she feels the situation calls for it. Tries to hide her emotional pain from others

Blind 'Arry as Tiny Tim (Robin the Frog)

Kind and generous, willing to do anything to help others. Has a disability that makes it harder to navigate the world

Bunty Windermere as Belinda / Betina Cratchit

Speaks her mind, and will correct people when she disagrees with what they’re saying. Considers “badly-dressed” to be a grave insult

Eddie Devine as Peter Cratchit

I literally forgot they both existed???

Father Lindsey as Fred, Scrooge’s nephew

Enthusiastic about seemingly everything. Tries to do what he thinks is best, but doesn’t always consider what might happen as a result

Grace Sullivan as Belle, Scrooge’s former love interest

Found a love that she thought would last forever, but had to watch as it faded to nothing because of her partner prioritising work over their relationship

Isabel Devine as Clara, Fred’s wife

Able to come up with unique and out-of-the-box ideas and solutions that others might not think of

Brenda Palmer as Boy (Bean Bunny)

Dealt bad cards in life that have led to hardship and prejudice against them. Eventually given employment by someone who cares

Walter Sullivan as Schoolmaster (Sam Eagle)

Prioritises work and productivity over all else, and instills this unhealthy work ethic in those he teaches

Hercule Flambeau as Old Joe

Shady but charming, and therefore able to get people to do what he wants with minimal effort. Many illegal activities

Vincent Lazarus as the cat that chases Rizzo when they go to the past