Character Memes: Vincenne Ruroctie
Innocent or Guilty?
Asked someone to marry you? — “Innocent. That’s quite the commitment; even now I wouldn’t dare.”
Kissed one of your friends? — “Guilty. I’ve had some, euh, interesting relations with friends—what do they call it? ‘Friends with benefits’?”
Danced on a table in a bar/tavern? — “.. Innocent. Though I can’t be entirely sure.”
Ever told a lie? — “Guilty.”
Had feelings for someone you can’t have? — “Mmh. Under the barrier, I could’ve had virtually anyone, but... Guilty.”
Ever kissed someone of the same sex? — “I’m gay. What do you think?”
Kissed a picture? — “Innocent. I didn’t know what a picture was until a week and a half ago.”
Slept until 5 PM? — “Guilty, but it’s been a very long time.”
Worked at a fast food chain/restaurant? — “Innocent. My profession was acting.”
Stolen something? — “In a way guilty, but does it count if I returned the item?”
Been fired from a job? — “Innocent. If I disliked a troupe, I left first.”
Done something you regret? — “.. Guilty.”
Laughed until something you were drinking came out of your nose? — “Guilty. Arcwine in the nose burns dreadfully.”
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? — “Well, if mana snow counts, guilty. But not in public.”
Sat on a rooftop? — “Guilty. I always wished I could pierce through the barrier and see the stars.”
Kissed someone you shouldn’t have? — “Unfortunately guilty.”
Sang in the shower? — “Guilty. What better place to practice?”
Been pushed into a body of water with all your clothes on? — “Innocent. Levitation spells come quite in handy!”
Shaved your head? — “Oh, Stars no! Innocent!”
Made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? — “.. Guilty.”
Shot a gun? — “Innocent. I first saw a gun when I visited Orgrimmar and had the misfortune of witnessing a goblin wave one over his own head.”
Still loved someone you shouldn’t? — “...”
Have/had a tattoo? — “Well, isn’t that obvious?"
Liked someone, but will never tell who? — “Guilty. There’s plenty of these to go around.”
Been too honest? — “Guilty. The wounds that followed still sting when I think of them.”
Ruined a surprise? — “Innocent.”
Been told that you’re beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said? — “Guilty. Many times, really.”
Stalked someone? — “Innocent. The reverse has happened, though.”
Thoughts about murder? — “.. Guilty, but well—you do understand the idea of a death knight, yes?”
How about mass murder? — “I—please refer to the previous answer!”
Cheated on someone? — “...”
Gotten so angry that you cried? — “Innocent. Anger may drive me to many things, but crying isn’t one of them.”
Tried to stay away from someone for their own good? — “Innocent. That hardly ever helps an issue.”
Thoughts about suicide? — “.. Innocent.”
Had a girlfriend/boyfriend? — “Oh, hmmm. I wonder.” (He’s guilty.)
Gotten totally drunk during a holiday? — “Guilty, but only in the privacy of my own home.”
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