#viltrumwives

happy (one day late) valentines day. happy pussy, ass and cock day everypony. ive been blasting my faves with the trans beam lately, ive been turning trans shane hollander in my head like an apple.

On to Thragg.

Thragg is the type of guy who loves to sit on his partner face, he will rut down on your face like one of those grinding silicone toys. And it’ll feel so good, that he might even break your nose. It's not on purpose, but Thragg’s a freak, so he finds it hot. Will find it especially hot if you keep licking and kissing, even as your nose keeps gushing blood. 

Thragg does not shave. He is full bush and is proud. Will call you a coward and weakling if you’re the kinda person who wants their partner to shave. Cuz what kinda man are you if you can’t take some hair? 

Sometimes he likes for his partner to just like... submit to him more than usual. Aka, making his partner wear a collar and just wrapping it around his hand, so he can pull them in close and just drown em in his puss. Will make em eat him out until you literally can’t keep going from how bad your jaw hurts. Then he pulls you over his lap and pets you like a dog. 

This is reader and Thragg.

idk he's just startled idek if he's hard, but he'll be hard about it once everything starts processing again

This mental image made me outright cackle, because you’re so right Anon. He would not know what to do if you threw it back on him, or just danced with him in general. I have no idea if viltrumites even have a music or dancing culture, probably not, right? Maybe ceremonial music, or something like that. But nothing like us humans. 

What a way to shock him though. You even tell him where to hold his hands so he can ‘catch it’, and Nolan stands there with a furrowed confused look, because meant to catch what? 

Only for Nolan to be almost knocked speechless because he was not expecting that, or how humans move or the music humans make. Now I'm thinking way too hard about how obvious it would be if he (or any viltrumite) was hard in those tight little outfits of theirs. 

I like to think Nolan's never really thought about ass that way before, so this is a whole new experience to him. Maybe he even gives a little jump when you snap your head to look back at him when he squeezes, just a little bit, because he didn't really know what to expect. only for you to laugh at the look on his face.

I like to imagine that whoever ends up charming the viltrumites, they aren't a professional chef. Instead, they're just a person who likes to cook as a hobby, or they're some middle aged guy who used to cook for his family, but all his kids are grown up, and he got divorced or smth.

imagine (insert Viltrumite of your choosing) landing in a guys backyard as hes standing there with his shorts with holes and an ancient t-shirt from his fraternity days, sandals and his dad shades, grilling.

guys got multiple kids, so he's used to crazy, so he offers the viltrumite a meal, and they just... kinda stick around like a big muscular stray. and before you know it, more of them show up and just keep sticking around.

they're all so open to tasting all his meals and experiments, and he feels a lot less lonely nowadays. who'd have thought that his 'ultra secret dad spice mix' is just the right flavor for a viltrumite.

he do end up standing there scratching his head when people from some secret government department shows up, right in the middle of dinnertime too.

viltrum probably has sweets, but im not sure about chocolate specifically. because then they'd have to have similar plants as we do, and same methods in making food to make chocolate, you know?

I do imagine they have sweet tasting foods though, like fruits, maybe they even use stuff like flowers or leaves with flavour. Or, they have colonies out there, aka planets they took over by force, that they use to grow food and by extension, sweets.

I don't think they have the same culture about sweets as we do. of course, food can taste good and be a reward, but it's not as important. instead they focus more on food thats good for training or building strength.

If you've read my viltrumite biology headcanons, then you know that I hc that their tongues are different. they're smooth, longer and more flexible. this also means their sense of taste is different, more sensitive, meaning their food isn't as powerful in taste as here on earth.

Maybe they have stuff like those sweet protein bars you can buy? or granola bars. I wanna see Nolan eat a nutty chocolate granola bar.

aw, wait, do you guys think the viltrumites wiggle their moustache when eating earth sweets because it's a new and very powerfully sweet flavour?

I think out of all viltrumites, Mark and Oliver have the biggest sweet tooth, because they've grown up on earth and their tastebuds are based on that. this means they find cultural viltrumite food very bland.

other than that, I can imagine Thragg actually likes human sweets a lot, but he will never admit it. And Conquest, because he deserves sweets. He would tear 'old people candy' up.

Showing with affection, food, wherether he n the pups want, complimenting him, taking care of the pups just... Being nice. I need that man to melt from amount of affection he gets. His bitch face is permanent but u can just feel hes happier.

if theres second pregnancy, he'll won't let u out of the nest bc he figured it would be easier to not do this alone

Have you ever seen those hens that get really aggressive and mean when they're laying on their eggs? Thats Thragg, but so much more dangerous.

I can imagine Reader just hovering at the very edges of the room, sweating and not looking him in the eye cuz it could be seen as a challenge, and Thragg is just glaring, curled up around his belly and making broody noises. Poor reader is only allowed close to bring food and water until the pups are born.

By then, Thraggs at least a bit more present and will allow reader close. Or maybe its more than Thragg lacks a lot of maternal instincts, so reader has to help. And woah, it feels real good to be loved on and pampered by his mate. Why hasn't he made reader give him back and foot massages before?

This is how im imagining Thragg and reader

Petplay with thragg

Dragon thragg

Pet play dragon Thragg x male reader 

Rambles 

I lowkey don’t think Thragg would have ever really thought about pet play until he meets his human partner. Up until this point, Thragg would have a lot of other things to focus on outside of kink. 

Takes some explanation for you what pet play is, and wouldn’t be into it in the beginning, as he assumes you want him to be your submissive pet. Becomes a lot more receptive when you tell him about different dynamics and other types of pets, outside of the normal pup and kitten. 

You would not be his master in this situation. Instead, you would be part of his ‘hoard’, so to say. He's already very possessive and rough in general, so being a dragon is very close to his normal self. 

He can’t breathe fire but his ass would try. When his hoard (you) gets stolen (goes to the bathroom, get smth to eat, etc), Thragg starts growling and puffing and huffing, prowling about and herding you back to his ‘nest’.  

Would get some very high quality gear, it would almost seem like something royal. He doesn’t wear a hood like most pets do, instead he wears something similar to a crown, or that fancy jaw jewelry you can find on google, but shaped like dragon teeth. Also wears rings that seem like claws. 

Get some fancy cape that's cut like wings, and a uniform that appears more... reptilian in a way. It's still a viltrumite uniform, but it just seems different. The true meaning is only something you two share, but you know to be extra nice and pliant when he comes prowling. 

Will hoard gems and other highly sought after items, just because he can. And also so he can fuck his human lover on top of it all, because it does something to his ego. 

Everyone assumes Thragg is just being very possessive when you walk around draped in riches, covered in bites and claw marks. And he is, but it’s also because it makes him feel like a big bad dragon. 

*Bites knuckles* Isn't Thragg 7'ft something and nearly 400+ pounds in the comics? With Conquest coming in at a close second? Fuckin woof.

Also, consider... Nolan at least had his time before with Debbie to get used to having his egg times with a mate around. But the other three having had thousands of years without... If the Wifeys hit an egg season all at once, would reader end up as the polar opposite of the 'shriveled up raisin in bed' guy meme? Just, belly full of eggs. Full on flipped over turtle mode. Resigned to not moving properly for a while even if they weren't rung out. Or not until they can either push some out or naturally re-absorb. At least they got four big, now very happy viltumite partners that'll cuddle with them in the meantime.

viltrumwives in the viltrumites are actually alien au

under cut cuz i wrote more than i expected

yes i used that gif on purpose, lmao