#vile dms

This is very loosely based off an experience I once had with this. At one point, I had a FWB sending me absolutely vile things about what I should do with her. However, I was in a Dota match, and, frankly, didn’t want to hear it. It was my day off; I didn’t want ANY human contact. So I can’t respond and I don’t want to respond. What do I do? I text her back and told her she wasn’t allowed to finish herself off for the next twenty minutes and that I would set a timer (which I did). She loved it, was going practically nuts as she told me afterward. Meanwhile, I turned off my phone and finished my Dota match. Best idea I’ve ever had.