i walk up to the stage and tap the microphone. an anticipatory silence falls over the crowd, ''ahem,'' i say. i appear to work up the courage to continue, taking a deep breath...
''jayce talis titties so big they got their own gravitational pull.''
everyone stands and starts booing me. i hang my head in shame, about to walk off the stage, when one man in the back stands up:
''they're right,'' the man says. it's him. it's jayce talis









