Hi yes I wanna hear the Ernest headcanons I love him he's my boy
aLRIGHTY letâs get to it!!
my boy has adhd. combination type if you were wondering.
to build on this, he will always choose the movie over the book. reading is impossible when every??? author??? throws in??? walls of text???Â
he loved the great gatsby movie (the 2013 w leo obvi) bc it was so colorful and engaging and also he cried like a baby at the end bc he was really hoping for a happy ending not having his heart and soul crushedÂ
wants to build a time machine to beat up f. scott fitzgerald
pablo was ernestâs first Big Gay Crush but he didnât know what to do about it so heâd mostly just,,, happen to keep pablo within sight when they were in the same place and lament to himself about how Unfair life is
he gets over it in like a month but it was like a lifetime just ask himÂ
actually donât ask him he gets really flustered and the first time pabloâs like âhaha remember when you had a crush on meâ years down the line ernest genuinely considers changing his name and moving to Antarctica where only the penguins can judge him but they wonât because penguins are better than people
i think this is canon but i never see enough about it but ernest is hispanic. hugoâs mexican. fight me on it.
his other dad is kind of......Shit. like yeah heâs the Fun Dad or whatever but thatâs him trying to make up for the fact that heâs hardly around and doing nothing to better his relationship with his son. so he just lets him do what he wants and buys him what he wants like that will substitute for actual parental love.
heâs trans. so trans. hugo used to mess up his name and pronouns in the beginning so ernest started calling him Hugo as a sort of âhurts, doesnât itâ and even though hugoâs better with it now part of ernest is still bitter.
tHIS is just all the stuff iâve got off the top of my head rn honestly iâll probably build off of this stuff at some point