#vigorousdefender

(mun- *rolls on the floor laughing* okie dokie)

Sousuke woke up warm and sated, in a way that he had not felt since… Well ever, really. Then he heard the sounds of breaking very close to him… and the brunette found that he was holding onto something… No someone… and he was as naked as the day he was born… And as far as he could feel… they were as well.

Then a ringing, horrifying headache started to pound on his brain, an his mouth felt fuzzy and cruddy. His lips tasted wonderful however. Aizen’s eyes shot open… And he groaned, shutting them against the terrible, stabbing light.

After he adjusted to the light, numerous small twinges came in from various parts of his body… Not overly painful, and he was sore in a pleasant sort of way. He opened his eyes again and found, to his utter shock, sleeping peacefully… And rather happily if the returning embrace and the way their legs tangled… Was Ichigo Kurosaki.

The other was covered in… Bitemarks and there was… On… Oh… Oh dear… Just what happened last night? the two of them had been captured and… He had known that there had been something strange in the water they had drunk…

"…Kurosaki… Kurosaki wake up…" he murmured, his voice hoarse. he looked down at himself and… Oh… So they had switched had they? Well that explained why he backside was sore…

"What the hell they are doing with you?"

"I told ya to wear sunscreen but nooo—" Retsu smirks at her lobster of a friend, sitting miserably under the shade of their beach umbrella—not that it mattered much anymore, the damage is done and the sun is starting to set. Early that morning she had in fact told him to put the protective lotion on before they spent the day at the beach but, of course, the stubborn teenager hadn’t listened. And now he’s suffering the consequences.

"Too manly for sunscreen, huh," the brunette scoffs, repeating his earlier words smugly. “Well you’re not too manly for skin cancer, moron."

"Could you just—" the ginger hisses between his teeth, eyebrow twitching in annoyance. "—not?" He’d do more, but at the moment, anything other than glaring intensely at the snickering girl is too painful. “I get it, it was dumb," he continues in a growl, before sighing and giving her a slightly pleading look.

"Yes, it was," Retsu chides, not quite ready to let him live this down just yet. Then, of course, he pulls out those big brown doe eyes—and she can’t keep up the ruse a moment longer. “Fine, fine~" she says in a sing-song voice, pouting slightly. Huffing, she reaches into her beach-themed bag, grabbing the aloe vera within. “I’ll help ya. But, just a forewarning, it’s gonna hurt a bit. But it’ll be worth it," she assures, setting the bag down on the sand and squeezing the green goo into her hand.