Sabito lives AU headcanons because canon doesn't exist and also means nothing to me:
- Sabito will fight everyone, literally. Women? Children? Doesn't matter, he will throw hands with you if you're acting like a bitch
- But also he's a though love kinda guy, so he will probably fights people he cares about too
- Foul mouthed bastard man
- He always has the craziest stories to tell and nobody knows if they are real or not, but every once in a while he will casually reveal evidence of one of his stories and everyone is just like wait what
- He's also really good at telling jokes
- He knows a lot of obscene funny songs and if someone is assigned to go on a mission with him, they will hear him singing while he walks
- Has a weird accent nobody can identify
- Cooks very well and is very good with any manual job, like gardening or repairs
- He can't write or read and doesn't remember his family name
- Likes to swim but doesn't bathe as much as he should
- Bisexual king
- He's a naturally charismatic and charming dude, but can't flirt to save his life
- Loves Mitsuri to death and gets on Shinobu's nerves but genuinely likes her
- He's kinda indifferent to Obanai and Muichiro, but likes them just fine
- Really likes Himejima, they have that kind of weird friendship nobody 100% gets
- He thinks Rengoku is weird and doesn't get him at all, but they work well together and Rengoku is always nice to him, so he likes him
- Listen, when he's not trying to kill Sanemi and Uzui, they literally get along so well it's bizarre, everybody else just leaves when they start to share their one brain cell
- Loves Gyiiu with all his heart and is a playful soft bastard man when he's with him
- Awful liar, but a quick thinker
- Broke a tooth in a fight and has a crooked smile
