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Game: Fallout 2
Characters: Chosen One OC, Goris, Lenny, Marcus, Sulik, Vic, New Khans, Darion
Summary: The Chosen One and his crew are headed to the Squat to try and get access to Vault 15, both on request of the NCR and to try and find the fabled Vault 13. On the way, they run into a strange, cloaked man, wandering through the desert alone.
(Read it on AO3 here if you prefer: https://archiveofourown.org/works/27857697)
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Without further ado, here is âWith A Little Help From My Friendsâ!
Two hundred years of sand, stubborn enough to not have shifted from its spot, flew out of the way of the car tires as the Highwayman sped past. The people of California were used to strange sights in the post-apocalypse; massive mutants, zombie-like people and reluctant heroes with a purpose, but seeing all of those crammed into an antique car, darting through the desert, was another sight altogether.
Add in that they were all wearing scavenged sunglasses, slowing down each time they passed travellers on the road to let them ogle, occasionally leaping out to shoot molerats, and the spectacle was certainly unique. Marcus was wedged in the back between Vic and Sulik, with Lenny sat up front, silently pleased of winning shotgun simply by being the only one who knew how to drive and teaching the carâs owner. The driver himself was Theo, far from his home in Arroyo, and loving the freedom of his car. Lenny was very glad there was hardly anything to run over out here, though.
They were headed to Vault 15, travelling East from NCR, with maybe only another couple of hours to go. The end of Theoâs grand quest was so near, if the stories were to be believed. As soon as he dealt with the squatters, and accessed the Vaultâs computer system, he could find Vault 13, where heâd finally get the GECK to save his village. Victory was so close he could almost taste it.
A hooded figure at the side of the road caught his attention as the car shot past, too fast for the stranger to have really appreciated his beloved car. So Theo braked and reversed it to meet back up with them, rolling down his window and keeping his car going at a crawl to match the hunched strangerâs shuffling pace.
âBeautiful day today!â Theo called out cheerfully. The stranger lifted their head, but Theo couldnât spot their face through the cloak.
âIdeal weather for a stroll,â the stranger agreed, an unusual tone to his voice that Theo couldnât quite place. Theo scrunched up his face; sure, at this time of year the desert was somewhat cooler, but an aimless stroll in this heat was never a good idea, and who went strolling this far away from civilisation?
âWhat do you mean, a stroll? Youâre days of walking from anywhere, mate,â Theo pointed out. The stranger seemed to shrug under his cloak.
âOh, donât worry about me. Iâm heading to NCR, but I may have gotten lost on the way,â the stranger gave an odd sort of laugh. Theo bit his lip; this stranger barely looked able to walk properly, never mind fight off any threats out here.
âUh, you know thereâs rumours about deathclaws roaming around these parts, right?â Theo asked. âBig, sharp fellows, could rip a super mutant apart in a jiffy?â
âOh yes. Perfectly agreeable fellows, always keen for a reasonable debate,â the stranger replied, his tone so solemn that it was difficult to tell if it was a joke or not. Lenny shot a look of concern at Theo; who would want to debate a deathclaw?
âM-maybe heâs been out in the sun too long?â Lenny suggested quietly, to which Theo sighed. Of course heâd run into someone needing help out here, didnât he always? Curse his good nature.
âHey, weâre running some errands first, but weâll be heading to NCR after. Want a lift?â Theo asked. The stranger paused, peering into the car, where Marcus waved back.
âIt seems crowded in there already. I wouldnât want to be a bother.â
âNonsense. Lenny, jump in the back, will ya?â
Theo stopped the car, giving Lenny time to squeeze in between Sulik and Marcus while the stranger settled into the empty front seat. His cloak sat strangely around his body, hanging too long at the arms, and the bottoms were scruffed up from dragging along the floor. The stranger took a moment to get comfortable, as if they werenât used to sitting in seats. Well, car seats anyway. Theo held out his hand.
âCall me Theo. What do I call you?â
âMy name is Goris, Iâm a travelling scholar,â Goris nodded slightly, but didnât shake Theoâs hand, âForgive the robe, but genetics hasnât been kind to me. I tend to scare people.â
âWell, youâre in good company here,â Theo laughed, shifting the car into gear. âHold onto your hood Goris, this babyâs got speed.â
The car sped across the desert like a bullet, Goris desperately holding down his hood while the wind roaring through the open windows tried to blow it off. Marcus offered him a bottle of water at one point, but Goris declined it, seemingly too enraptured by the speed they were travelling at.
The drive was peaceful; they didnât run into any further trouble on the way. Goris was keen to talk to all of them, asking about each of the towns they came from and grilling them for questions on their histories. Soon they came across the spot that Tandi had marked out for them, the squatter camp located just outside the Vault that was stopping NCR from gaining access. Theo offered to let Goris stay in the car, but the draw of possibly learning the history of the squatter camp pulled him from it.
The Squat, as Tandi had referred to the camp, was a squalid little shanty town bordered by trees, made up of tents and inhabited by nervous looking locals. The tents were weather beaten and worn, the tears spoke of years of being dragged down in a hurry, with patches sloppily sewn into place where the tears had become holes. The greyed out colour of what could possibly be the original fabric was mostly covered by the patches, the only hint it had once covered the whole tent being itâs unusual material and how often it was seen on separate tents. But mostly, the tents looked old, as if theyâd been standing when the bombs, and still stood out of sheer determination. At the far side stood a more permanent building than the tents, still crumbling and falling apart. The roof was more of an old umbrella than something to keep out all weather. It was bordered by a rough forest gnarled trees, with a guard patrolling them.
The squatters, dressed in clothes only slightly younger than the tents themselves, watched them closely as they made their way to the permanent building, keeping a distance from the strangers. Theo waved at a child staring slack jawed, only for their mother to whisk them away.
âDonât you just love a warm welcome, boss?â Vic deadpanned under his breath.
The only permanent building in the camp seemed like the best place to try and find someone who was in charge. Theo knocked on the door, and let himself in, only to narrowly dodge a rock that flew at him.
âOh no, not dealing with you NCR lot today. Out!â a man on the other side of the door yelled at them. Theo picked up the rock and glared back.
âHey arsehole, your rock nearly hit my head,â he called out, âLearn to aim, dipshit!â
âI told you to leave. We donât want your kind around here,â the man insisted Theo tossed the rock back to Marcus, who crushed it between his hands while the man watched, slack jawed and terrified.
âYou donât want to make an enemy of us, old man,â Theo warned. The old man staggered backwards, âgood thing we donât want a fight you. Weâll come back later when youâre in a more agreeable mood,â Theo slammed the door behind him, taking a step back before yelling. âArseholes! This wasteland has two types of people in it; arseholes, and people who want something from me!â
âWhat does that make us, boss?â Vic asked in mock offence. Theo rolled his eyes.
âOh donât get me started. You needed to be rescued from slavers. You,â Theo pointed at Sulik, âneeded a debt paid off. You,â Theo pointed at Marcus, âNeeded a murder solving and your mine fixing. You,â Theo pointed at Goris, then faltered. Technically, Goris hadnât asked for his help at all, âWell, Iâm sure youâre just here for the car ride. And Lenny,â Theo turned to point at Lenny, only to find him missing. âWait, whereâs Lenny?â
Everyone else looked around in bewilderment; none of them had noticed him leaving at all, and there were no signs of Lenny anywhere. With a resigned sigh, Theo started to wander between the tents, lifting heavy flaps and yelling Lennyâs name under each one, much to the ire of the squatters within. He eventually found Lenny quietly talking with an older lady, who looked terrified.
âOh Lenny, did you round a corner too quickly and scare people again?â Theo asked with a mock tone of concern to his voice.
âHer d-daughterâs m-missing, possibly kidnapped.â Lenny stated. All mirth drained from Theoâs face in an instant, as his hand went to his gun. Hero time.
âYour daughter, do you have any idea where she might be?â Theo asked. The lady glanced between Lenny and Theo, biting her lip.
âThereâs people in the vault, just East of here. Chrissyâs too adventurous for her own good, I was always catching her trying to sneak out there. The people donât want us going anywhere near there, so maybe they--â
âHang on,â Theo interrupted her, quietly stepping back towards the tent flap, dragging it away just in time to see someone rush away from the tent.
âWere they listening?â The woman asked in horror. Theo gave chase as Lenny tried to reassure her but had lost track of the person by the time Theo rounded the tent corner. Instead Theo ran up to the rest of his crew.
âDid someone just run past?â
âSomeone just passed that guard over there,â Vic pointed to a guard stood by the edge of the trees, âwhy?â
Without answering, Theo turned and lead the way towards the forest. The guard, patrolling the outskirts, caught up with them, stopping Theo in his tracks.
âYou might want to turn around stranger, thereâs nothing to see here.â She said.
âWhat are you guarding?â Theo asked, standing up on his tip toes to try and see over the guardâs shoulder. She stood up taller to block him again.
âIâm not guarding anything, just making sure no-one wanders off this way.â
âThen why not guard the way into the desert that way?â Theo pointed to the far side of the Squat.
âWhy do you care anyway?â
âA young girl has been kidnapped. D-did you see someone pass by here?â Lenny asked. The guard stopped for a minute, looking torn.
ââŠYes, they did. Do you think theyâre linked to it?â
âAlmost definitely.â
The guard sighed, running a hand through her hair and looking back through the trees, before finally coming to a conclusion. âLook, I donât want any trouble. They hired me to stop anyone passing through after they had troubles with the girl snooping, Iâm not with the people that took her, honest. You can go through. Just, donât tell them I let you in, and save Chrissy, okay?â
Theo gave her a wink and took the lead through the copse of trees, more dense than any forest in a desert had a right to be. But the branches looked gnarled and dead, as if whatever had let them grow in the first place had run its magic and left them to suffer alone. At some point, this place must have been verdant, but now it was as worn down and withered as the Squat itself, a fitting nest for the camp. Theo ran a hand down the bark out of curiosity, pulling away large chunks effortlessly.
The trees thinned out again, marking the edge of the small forest, and bringing into view a shack  that stood in a clearing near a wall of rocks that boasted a poorly hidden metal door. Another guard, this time wearing armour unlike any Theo had ever seen, leant against the shack wall, smoking a cigarette. He stared at the crowd, removed the cigarette and rubbed it out against the wall behind him as Theo marched closer, laser pistol in hand.
âThe fuck do you want?â The man snarled.
âWeâre looking for a missing girl, do you know anything about that?â Theo asked. The man eyed up Theo with a look of disdain.
âMaybe we do? What are you gonna do about it?â He taunted.
âYouâre looking at a crew with a supermutant and asking what weâll do about it? Iâll give you three fucking guesses. Whereâs Chrissy?â Theo demanded, gripping his laser pistol tighter.
âAs if Iâd give her over that easily to a little punk like you. Nah, we can have some fun with her yet.â The guard teased.
âUp yours and eat a bullet breakfast, arsehole.â Theo snapped, getting a lucky quick shot that hit the man straight in his eye. His body slumped against the wall as footsteps from inside the house rushed towards the door, unlocking it.
âWhatâs--â The woman that appeared didnât even get a chance to finish her sentence as Marcus aimed his minigun at her, tearing her apart in a flurry of guts. Once the gun stopped spinning, Theo rushed over to the body, searching for the keys and pulling them out with triumph. Meanwhile, Vic and Sulik rushed into the house, weapons at the ready, checking each room was empty.
âThereâs a locked door at the back!â Vic called out. Theo rushed to meet up with him, quickly unlocking the door, only for it to fly open in his face as a teenage girl rushed out, kicking Vic in the groin and making for the front door, to find it inadvertently blocked by Marcus and Goris.
âChrissy, I presume?â Theo called after her, holding his bleeding nose. âYour mom sent us.â
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âThe mayorâs quite nice when heâs not throwing rocks at me, isnât he?â Theo snickered, spinning the key card in his fingers as they headed back to the shack. Chrissyâs mother had been overjoyed that sheâd been returned safely and convinced the man in charge to let Theoâs crew deal with the raiders in the vault on their behalf. The ones that had taken Chrissy were just the surface crew, and had been paying the squatters in ill-gotten gains to keep the NCR away, but if he could get rid of the raiders, who called themselves âNew Khansâ, then maybe theyâd deal with the NCR again. Well, at least he was getting into the vault now. Even if it was to help someone else again, âwhy is the name âNew Khansâ so familiar anyway?â
It was mostly a rhetorical question, but the rest of his group looked baffled by it. Clearly it wasnât for them.
âI think Iâve heard locals speak of some old rivalry between a raider gang and the NCR, maybe this is the raider gang?â Goris suggested.
âMaybe.â Theo agreed quietly. Maybe another of his grandfatherâs adventures involved the Khans, and he was just keeping up with family tradition. âHey, Goris, you donât need to come with us, you know. Weâre going to wipe out a raider camp, itâll likely get a little hairy and I canât promise we can cover for you.â
âOh, you neednât worry about that. I can handle myself.â Goris assured him. Theo couldnât keep the doubt from his face.
âTheyâll be armed, and deadly. We can come get you after we clear it if youâre desperate to look around the vault, you know.â Theo tried again.
âThank you, but I am more than capable of keeping myself safe. I do usually wander the wastes alone. I would like to return your kindness from earlier.â Goris insisted.
âWell, alright. Itâs your funeral.â Theo shrugged and swiped the keycard in a slot in the door, stepping back and watching the rusted old door slowly open with an ear piercing creak. Beyond it lay a cave lit by primitive torches. With a small wave to tell them to keep quiet, Theo led the way in, running a hand against the wall to keep on track if the torches went out. The rocks were dark dry, but sturdy, Theo couldnât pull out any stones with his bare fingers; a sensible choice to build a vault in, he supposed. The deeper they went, the darker it got; the rocks seeming to absorb light, until, more often than not, Theo couldnât even see his own hand brushing against the walls through the blackness. Very easy for the raiders to hide in.
âWho the fuck are you?â Came a sudden bark from further in the cave, causing Theo to jump, hand reaching for his laser pistol. Damnit, he could barely even see down here, never mind shoot. He needed a different plan.
âUh, new recruit?â He hazarded.
âOh, right, yeah. Go on in.â The Khan replied. Barely believing his luck, Theo stepped forward, still holding his pistol ready, but the Khan didnât react, just waved him and his oddly shaped entourage along. âYouâll want to see Darion, heâs on the bottom level.â
âDarion, got it.â Theo nodded. Past a turn, the cave opened up somewhat, with more torches giving him a better view of it. He recognised the vault door, almost identical in design to the one on Vault 8, except this one lay discarded on the floor, far past repair. Some more Khans stood around in the cave, chatting, paying him little attention. They made their way through the empty doorway and through the halls of the vault. It stank of rust, and the lights didnât seem to work, the same torches from within the cave illuminating the metal hallways with only marginally more success. This vault had long been abandoned; it didnât have the crisp, clean, almost sterile look to it like Vault 8 had; this was beyond disrepair, it was a health hazard; a tetanus epidemic just waiting to happen. They tried to avoid touching the walls as much as possible as they headed to the old elevator, barely squeezing everyone in.
âWe suspect a trap.â Sulik warned.
âDefinitely. Hands on guns, everyone, and expect a fight. Got enough ammo, Goris?â
âDonât worry, I always travel fully armed.â Goris assured him, adjusting his robes but not pulling out a gun.
The lift itself was slow, rickety. It shook and creaked down the levels, and once it stopped the doors crept open. Marcus exited, minigun first, checking the surrounding corridors before signalling everyone else to follow him. It was eerily quiet down here, except for the muffled dull thud of a leak and the gentle crackle of the torches along the walls. Theo headed towards the Overseerâs room, past many closed doors that his companions checked behind him. The door was shut, and when the button was pressed, it opened much faster than it should in a place this ruined.
Beyond the door was pitch black; no torches, no lights, and no sound, as if someone had scared away anything that could make noise. As if the room was holding its breath.
Theo took a step back, ready to leave before the trap was sprung, but his companions hadnât seen it, and continued walking, knocking him further into the room. The creaky hiss of pistons behind him told him that the door had shut them in, and the torches lit up around the room, highlighting jeering faces and glinting off of weapons. Too many Khans to count surrounded them, each armed to the teeth and ready to shoot. They were surrounded, and outnumbered, and hopelessly outgunned. One khan, an old man, stepped forward, hatred written across his face, sizing Theo up. âYou look just like him, that damned Vault Dweller.â
âYeah, I get that a lot.â Theo shrugged, trying to look for a way out. But the only way other than the locked door was further into the vault, and they didnât have emergency exits. Damn. âAre you Darion? Wouldnât want to waste my ammo.â
âThe one and only. I have waited eighty years for my revenge against the NCR. Getting to kill a man that looks like their attack dog is the icing on top.â
âWould a distraction help?â Goris asked quietly. Theo had absolutely no idea what the shuffling scholar had in mind, but anything would be better than nothing right now, so he nodded, not straying from Darionâs gaze.
âYou couldnât kill my grandad back then, and I wonât be killed now. Guess youâll just have to wait a little longer.â Theo bragged. Darion opened his mouth to speak, but his eyes widened and his jaw dropped instead, as he and his two bodyguards stumbled backwards in shock, a scream tearing from their throats. Theo turned to look where they were staring.
Only to see a deathclaw stood next to him.
Theo stumbled back as the deathclaw threw itself towards the nearest Khan, giving an almighty roar that rattled Theoâs skull. It swept its claws across their helmet, sending it scattering across the floor, the second hand following shortly after, leaving deep gashes down the raiderâs face that flooded with blood.
The Khans had stopped screaming and were aiming their guns now, some at the deathclaw, some at Theo and his friends. Theo pulled out his own laser pistol and aimed for Darionâs eyes.
Darion collected himself, and in turn faced Theo, narrowly dodging the laser shot and returning with a flash of fire from his flamethrower. Theo jumped back just in time, the searing heat flashing against his face, and firing another laser at Darion, hitting his shoulder.
A burst of bullets behind Darion hit the man with a yell as one of his guards, in blind panic over the approaching deathclaw, accidentally fired at Darion instead.
âWatch where youâre shooting!â Darion yelled back, giving Theo the window to fire again, getting Darion square in the side of his face, knocking him down to the floor.
The deathclaw had thrown the guard to the wall and leapt instead at Darion, landing on the manâs shoulders before swiping his head clean off in one fell swoop.
Theo backpedalled as quick as his legs could take him, but the deathclaw didnât even look at him, just threw itself horns first at another khan.
Theo hit a second khan in the crotch, felling the man just in time for the deathclaw to catch him across the neck, before turning to where Lenny stood. Theo went to shout out a warning to Lenny, but the deathclaw had already sprung.
And completely missed Lenny, instead taking down a khan stood behind him that was aiming a shot.
Sulik took down one of the raiders guarding the door, the heavy thud of his supersledge against the raiderâs skull making Theo wince as Sulik yelled for the rest of them to retreat.
Vic and Lenny did so quickly; Marcus and Theo backed off while aiming at the remaining Khans, whoâd all but ignored them in favour of trying to take down the deathclaw, with little hope. It was too fast, too strong.
By the time Theo reached the door, no Khans were left standing. Just the deathclaw in the centre of the room, breathing heavily and covered in blood. Marcus raised his minigun, getting it ready to fire, while Theo did a quick head count.
Vic, Sulik, Lenny, Marcus⊠where was Goris? Had he been injured? Theo quickly glanced around the room, but the only sign of him was his robe, discarded on the floor where Goris had last stood. Beside Theo. Where the deathclaw had--
Theo shoved Marcusâ arm just in time to redirect the bullets away from the deathclaw, who had now turned to face them. Lenny and Vic had their guns trained on it, while Marcus shot Theo a dirty look, having just wasted an entire magazine on the wall.
âI would appreciate it if you didnât point your guns at me, thank you.â The deathclaw said casually. The shock very nearly caused Vic and Lenny to drop their guns entirely.
âWhat evil spirit is this that talks to us?â Sulik demanded in horror.
âItâs fine guys, lower your guns.â Theo tried to assure them, barely keeping the quiver from his voice. He stepped forward cautiously, picking up Gorisâ robe. âSo, uh, why didnât you tell us you were a deathclaw?â
A gasp behind him told him someone else had figured it out too. âTo be fair, you didnât ask.â Goris pointed out. Theo had never been this close to a deathclaw, nor had he ever wanted to be. Those thick, grey scales almost seemed to glow in the torchlight, giving an ethereal look to Goris, so different to the sandy coloured scales heâd seen on the deathclaws theyâd raced away from in the car. And those legendary claws, thick as a radius bone and sharper than a sword, and blood red after the fight; most waste landers thought it was a good life if theyâd never seen one at all, nevermind gotten up close and personal with them. Goris didnât move, just watched Theo with dark red eyes that didnât blink anywhere near as often as a humanâs did. Theo stepped closer still, every instinct screaming to run, not getting close enough to be in Gorisâ reach, and held out the robe for Goris to take, glad it covered his wobbling legs. He didnât have reason to be afraid, did he? This was still Goris, the desert weirdo who thought debating with deathclaws was-- oh wait.
Goris slowly took the robe back from Theo, giving a quick thanks and quickly putting it back on and deftly retying the cord around the waist. Once the hood was up, he looked the same as before, but Theo could spot all the little details that would give him away, now that he knew what to look for. The hood sitting too far forward from his horns, the overlong sleeves hiding his claws, the way it trailed to cover every inch of him.
âClever disguise.â Theo complimented, feeling a bit more comfortable now that Goris had hidden himself. âWish I could do that. Whereâd you learn to talk and not kill humans on sight, then?â
âUm, the lift is rattling.â Lenny pointed out, bringing Theo back to the vault again. Right, the other Khans wouldâve heard the commotion, and were no doubt on their way to find out what had happened. He pushed his way through the doorway, reaching the corner leading to the corridor for the lift and peering around it. No doubt about it, the lift was in motion.
âWhatâs the plan then?â Theo asked.
âGoing in guns blazing isnât good enough for you this time?â Marcus smirked.
âNo, âcause weâve always got the element of surprise on our side now.â Theo grinned back at Goris. He was still keeping his distance, and everyone else keeping their distance from him in turn, still unsettled by the deathclaw in the room.
âThereâs a room just inside this corridor, if I hide in there I can jump out behind them too.â Goris suggested.
âRight. Weâll take cover here.â Theo agreed.
âI think Iâll go with Goris. I donât do âhide and shootâ.â Marcus raised his gun for emphasis.
Goris and Marcus hid in the room, Gorisâ tail flicking out with every step now he wasnât shuffling everywhere, while Theo and Lenny hid behind the far wall, Vic and Sulik by the near. The lift stopped with a âdingâ, the doors slowly creeped open, and footsteps cautiously marched out.
Theo nodded to Vic, pointing their pistols around the corner, hitting the front two raiders blindly. They gasped out, firing back while everyone pushed themselves against the wall, holding their breaths for what they knew was about to come.
Sure enough, with a loud thud against the metal floors and an almighty roar, Goris jumped into the battle, and they leapt out from hiding. The Khans were too busy screaming at the deathclaw behind them to see their attackers in front of them, and they fell quickly to a hail of bullets, lasers, hammers and claws.
But the lift continued to rattle regardless.
âMore Khans?â Marcus asked.
âReady for round two, everyone?â Theo asked with a smile. Oh, he could get used to this.