1. First impression: 'who the fuck is this and why are they talking to me like that'
2. Truth is: One of the few people i've met online that I'd bother to hang out with in person.
3. How old do you look: Is oompa loompa an age
4. Have you ever made me laugh: yes
5. Have you ever made me mad: neg
6. Best feature: legitimate answer is probably the fact that you have thick skin/get how I work whereas i feel like most of the other people we know wonder just how much of my nervous system has been replaced with drugs.
7. Have I ever had a crush on you: I don't have feelings, sorry.
9. Name in my phone: if i actually had a phone that wasn't a nokia brick more than likely VIBS since thats what you are on my messenger.
10. Should you post this too? idc go for it