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talk to the hand [ CARLA GUGINO ], [ MAUDE MACGUFF ] is the new kid on the block around here. at [ 47 ], the [ CIS WOMAN ] hangs out at [ BLOCKBUSTER ] in the mall and, like, [ SHE ] totally reminds us of [ DOROTHY ZBORNAK ]. oh snap! what? their favorite movie is [ TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD ]???? so is mine! ( digby, they/them, 22, mst )

talk to the hand [ BRANDON LARRACUENTE ], [ LEOPOLDO SANTIAGO ] is the new kid on the block around here. at [ 23 ], the [ CIS MALE] works at [ HOT TOPIC] in the mall and, like, [ HE ] totally reminds us of [ GOMEZ ADDAMS ]. oh snap! what? their favorite movie is [ THE LOVE WITCH ]???? so is mine! ( digby, they/them, 22, mst )

talk to the hand [ MARGOT ROBBIE ], [ TRINITY WHITE ] is the new kid on the block around here. at [ 30 ], the [ CIS FEMALE ] hangs out at [ NORDSTROM ] in the mall and, like, [ SHE ] totally reminds us of [ FRAN FINE ]. oh snap! what? their favorite movie is [ CAN’T BUY ME LOVE ]???? so is mine! (cait, she/her, 24, est)

talk to the hand [ CALUM HOOD ], [ PEYTON LANGDON ] is the new kid on the block around here. at [ TWENTY-TWO ], the [ CIS MALE ] works at [ BABBAGE’S ] in the mall and, like, [ HE ] totally reminds us of [ SCREECH POWERS ]. oh snap! what? their favorite movie is [ THE MASK ]???? so is mine! (cait, she/her, 24, est)

talk to the hand [ BRIANNE TJU ], [ ILSA YANSEN ] is the new kid on the block around here. at [ NINETEEN ], the [ CIS GIRL ] works at [ LIMITED TOO ] in the mall and, like, [ SHE ] totally reminds us of [ ANGELICA PICKLES ]. oh snap! what? their favorite movie is [ HEATHERS ]???? so is mine! ( pepper! )

talk to the hand [ MADISON BEER ], [ GIOVANNA "GIGI" LEVI ] is the new kid on the block around here. at [ NINETEEN ], the [ CIS FEMALE ] works at [ LIMITED TOO ] in the mall and, like, [ SHE ] totally reminds us of [ BLANCHE DEVEREAUX ]. oh snap! what? their favorite movie is [ PRETTY WOMAN ]???? so is mine! (kae, she/her, 21, est) (any chance i can replace sofie with this muse? i just have no muse for sofie!)

talk to the hand [ LANA CONDOR ], [ ZINNIA FOX ] is the new kid on the block around here. at [ 20 ], the [ CIS WOMAN ] hangs out at [ NORDSTROM ] in the mall and, like, [ SHE ] totally reminds us of [ ANNIE JAMES ]. oh snap! what? their favorite movie is [ ROMAN HOLIDAY ]???? so is mine! (bee, est, 20, she/her)

talk to the hand [ LANA CONDOR ], [ ANYA TRAN ] is the new kid on the block around here. at [ 20 ], the [ CIS WOMAN ] works at [ RADIO SHACK ] in the mall and, like, [ SHE ] totally reminds us of [ HALLIE PARKER ]. oh snap! what? their favorite movie is [ CANDYMAN ]???? so is mine! ( meee )