Hey so I know the other hogs already got a Sonic cooro plushie but I'm here to further spread the gospel of what might be the dumbest looking creatures to date (maybe besides a telescopefish bc it's in a league of its own). I mean look at them and tell me you wouldn't punt the fuck out of them:
(I'll now proceed to use them as stress balls)
(Also, please, excuse my dry-ass, grandma-looking hands)
I want to fucking destroy them. I want to sink my teeth into them and shake them like a dog with a toy.
H-help??? I’m in danger?????











