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Questions from fuckyeahstydia:

How many contacts are in your phone?

Thirty-eight. Why would you ask that? Oh God. I look like a loser.

Can you touch your toes?

I would be seriously ashamed if I couldn't, considering my little sister can bring both legs behind her head. At. The. Same. Fucking. Time.

How many pillows do you normally sleep with?

Two. If you count my pillow pets, then four. I need to get more though. Better ones.

What’s your most awkward moment?

Uh. Like a week ago or so, I was out to eat with my friend, her mother and younger brother and a few of her friends from college. It just so happened that two of those friends were the cute guys I had met the first time I went to visit her on campus. Welllllll, there was drinking that night. Heavily on my part. Long story short, I got plastered and made a fool of myself. I texted her at dinner asking if she thought they remembered me and this bitch whispers in the one's ear about it and he looks right at me and goes "oh yeah. we weren't sure at first, but I knew I recognized her." worst thing ever. That, or the time my one guy friend rear ended a family of four's SUV in front of a fucking church because he was texting to "impress me". Like no, get the fuck away from me, your accident is not my fault. I won't date you now and I wasn't going to before.

What is your guilty pleasure movie?

Beyond a doubt, 17 Again. My best friend and I can probably quote the entire movie. We acted out a scene from it in freshman speech class....and no one laughed except us. People just can't appreciate its brilliance I guess.

If you could have any superpower, what would it be and why?

Mind control. Like, is that even a question? Everyone should pick that when it comes to this. That really expensive top at that really expensive store? Manipulate the saleswoman into giving you it for free.99. That guy you were trying to impress and just fucked up in front of? Manipulate him into believing that never happened. You could honestly rule the world.

You can bring back one TV show that is off-air, which do you pick?

Uhhhhhh, Skins US? I don't even know, man. I'm sure I could come up with something better, but my mind's drawing a blank. I'd rather cancel Glee for good.

Would you ever go to high school graduation with nothing under your robe?

If that hot football player and I were gonna get it on....? Still no. Clothes are just a must. If you need to, you can always take them off later. Or have someone else do that for you ;)

You can go on a date (or just hang out with) one fictional character and only one, who do you pick and what do you guys do on your date?

Stiles Stilinski. We can fangirl over Lydia Martin and then....sleep together.

What’s the first thing you do when you get up in the morning (ie: go on facebook, brush your teeth, ect.)

Check my phone. I sleep with it under my pillow....such a fire hazard.

Do you have any posters hanging up in your room? If so, what of?

I still need to buy tape for two of them, but I have Tris Prior in the Divergent promotional pose, Katniss and Peeta in their Victory Tour attire, the Jonas Brothers in their cover of Rolling Stone, and a framed portrait of Marilyn Monroe because I love her. Oh shit, I have three smaller ones of various Glee Cast members too. I almost forgot about them.

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Cats or dogs?

Can you tie a cherry stem with your tongue?

What was your favorite toy growing up?

Are you closer to one parent than the other? 

What's your favorite swear word?

What's the longest you've gone without sleep?

If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be?

What's your favorite accent? **bonus points if you don't say English**

What's the last thing you took a picture of?

Is your belly button an innie or an outie?