#verybadposting

Is that a square in your pants or are you just SpongeBob to see me?

Holy fucking shit. I want to bang Applejack from My Little Pony so fucking bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I turn on the show I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Applejack. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts bust in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted in Applejack's tight pony pussy. I want her to have my mutant human/pony babies. Fuck, my fucking mom caught me at the racetrack with one of the horses. I painted her yellow and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take my pony figures away. I might not ever get to see Applejack again.

The only thing that could make my day better is if a big lizard man showed up and we had sex.

Doug Walker if you are reading this you are beautiful.