#very awk

then I realized a wasp was RIGHT THERE and it was BIG AF and I screamed and slammed to a stop and freaked out and tried to figure out how to shoo it out and also I was right at a stop sign so I didn’t know how to drive and still contend with the BIG AF WASP THING RIGHT IN MY FACE and I flipped on my hazard lights to try and signal the woman behind me to go around me but she wouldn’t and then my friend’s Aunt Jenny crossed the street and stopped her car next to mine and mouthed through the window “ARE YOU OKAY?” and she rolled her window down but my window doesn’t work so I had to open my door as I’m trying to calm down and say “THERE’S A GIANT WASP IN HERE AND I FREAKED OUT BUT UHHH I THINK I’LL BE OKAY, SORRY” and she looked really worried, but she nodded and I nodded reassuringly and she drove on, slowly. and then I turned back to the wasp situation and ever so gently pushed the window button down, and it inched down (bc it’s slow af anyway, dang) and then I crossed the street and stopped on the block and inched it a tiny bit more down and the wasp slowly crossed the window edge and I started inching it back up again and the wasp was getting hit a tiny bit, just nudged, really, by the window glass and it walked a little further out and once it took it’s buggy hind legs all the way out I SCREAMED and rolled the window up as FAST as it would go (which, if you’ll remember, is SLOW AF...I screamed for a while)

then I took a few deep breaths and kept driving the 45 seconds it took to get home.