Dramatic Monologue
I met them six years ago
Long before your entrance
You disgusting thing.
I reigned supreme—
Lord of this castle, unopposed
Then you came.
Tearing worlds apart
Charming them with innocence
And chubby cheeks.
At six, my slender grace remains.
At six months, you are graceless,
Oblivious to my authority.
They called me Polonius
Because I was cultured, refined
You wouldn’t know about that.
In time you might earn your name
Peter—it means rock—
Far removed from your mush,
A personality softer than your head.
I balance on your crib,
Gazing in horrified wonder.
You sleep, unaware of the danger
I represent, but for now
I tiptoe, lie down next to you
Satisfied you’ve been neutralized.
They find us in the morning—
Cuddled and content, it seems.
Pure coincidence.










