Caesar Part 2
The morning sun hits the smart glass of your bedroom, filtering through at a preset 40% opacity to gently wake you. You roll over, and the first thing you see is the black cardstock on your nightstand.
"We need to talk. - The BFG"
You rub your eyes. In the cold light of day, the "Big Friendly Giant" theory feels even more ridiculous, but the intrusion was real. Two people. Teleportation. You aren't dealing with fans of children's literature; you're dealing with professionals who have a sense of humor.
You grab a pen with white ink from the nightstand and flip the card over. You write two words in bold, white ink:
"What time?"
You place the card back exactly where you found it on the duvet. If they can teleport in without triggering alarms, they can certainly read a note.
You head down to the lab, mug of coffee in hand. The suit stands in its dock, the "Optical Sync" error log finally cleared from the HUD. The repairs are complete, but you have a new priority. You can't leave your home unguarded again, especially not when you're 2,000 years away.
You sit at the Central Control Station and pull up the suit's operating system. You need a bridge—a way for the house's security grid to "ping" you across the fourth dimension.
"Computer," you say, your fingers flying across the haptic keyboard. "Initialize a new background daemon for the suit's hard drive. Protocol: 'Home Base Tether'."
[INITIALIZING... DEFINING PARAMETERS]
"Link the suit's quantum transceiver to the house's security mainframe," you instruct. "I want a real-time status packet sent to the suit every 60 seconds, regardless of my temporal or spatial location. If the security grid trips—motion, thermal, seismic, or quantum displacement—I want an immediate Level 1 alert on my HUD."
[WARNING: CROSS-TEMPORAL DATA TRANSMISSION MAY INCREASE CHRONAL DRAG BY 0.4%]
"Acceptable variance," you mutter. "Just do it. And encrypt the signal using the Stan Torus shifting-key algorithm. I don't want the 'BFG' listening in."
[PROTOCOL 'HOME BASE TETHER' INSTALLED. SYNCING...]
[SYNC COMPLETE. HOUSE MONITORING ACTIVE]
A small icon—a stylized house—appears in the corner of your suit's diagnostic screen. It glows a reassuring green. Now, if anyone teleports into your bedroom while you're in the Senate, you'll know instantly.
With the tech handled, you turn to the practical problem: fashion.
You go back upstairs to the Great Room. You eye the heavy cream linen curtains again. They are expensive, Italian-woven, and perfect.
"Sorry, house," you mutter.
You pull them down.
You spend the next hour in front of a mirror, armed with safety pins and a YouTube tutorial on "How to Tie an Authentic Roman Toga." It is harder than it looks. The fabric is heavy, and getting the fold—the sinus—to drape correctly over your left arm requires a surprising amount of geometry.
Eventually, you manage a decent approximation. It’s not perfect—a true Roman senator would probably sniff at the hemline—but it looks enough like a toga virilis to pass inspection from a distance.
You carry the bundle of linen down to the lab.
"Suit," you command. "Open chassis."
The suit hisses open. You strip down to your boxers and undershirt, then carefully wrap the toga around yourself again. Once you are draped in the heavy fabric, you step backward into the suit.
It’s a tight squeeze. The Indestructible Suit is form-fitting, designed for tactical efficiency, not for bulky woolen robes.
"Engage fit compression," you order.
The suit’s inner lining ripples, the smart-gel adjusting to accommodate the extra material. It feels strange—the friction of linen against the smooth, cool interior of the suit. You seal the helmet.
"Activate Transparency."
The suit hums. You look in the reflection of the lab's glass wall.
It works.
To the outside observer, the suit is barely visible—just a faint, glass-like shimmer in the air. Inside that shimmer, floating a few inches off the ground, is a man in a toga. You look like a Roman statue encased in a force field.
You turn side to side. The toga moves with you, restricted slightly by the suit's confines but visible. It solves the problem: you are no longer a barbarian in denim. You are a Roman ghost.
"Alright, Gaius," you check the chronometer. "Let's go to the Senate."
-
You verify the coordinates on your HUD. Target: Curia of Pompey. Date: March 16, 44 BC. Local Time: 09:00.
"Initiate displacement," you command.
The lab dissolves. The familiar amber light of the timestream envelops you, but this time, you feel the added pressure of the "Home Base Tether" protocol—a faint, persistent tug at the back of your mind, like a wireless signal seeking a connection. The icon of the little house in the corner of your display glows steady green. Your sanctuary is watching your back.
The world reforms instantly.
You don't materialize on the floor this time. You choose to arrive exactly where a "heavenly guardian" should: hovering ten feet above the center of the Senate floor.
The air inside the Curia is cooler than yesterday, but the smell of tension is even thicker. It smells of stale sweat, beeswax polish, and the metallic tang of fear. The benches, which were half-empty during the chaos of the Ides, are now packed. Every Senator who didn't flee the city is here, terrified that absence would be interpreted as treason.
Caesar stands at the front, near the statue of Pompey. He looks refreshed, his toga purpurea draped perfectly, his face clean-shaven. He is in the middle of a sentence, his voice echoing off the marble walls.
"...and so I say to you, Conscript Fathers, that the Republic requires not just laws, but stability. It requires a vision that extends beyond—"
THRUM.
Your arrival creates a displacement of air that flutters the hems of three hundred togas.
A collective gasp sucks the oxygen out of the room. Three hundred heads snap upward.
You float there, bathed in the morning sunlight streaming through the compluvium. The suit’s transparency is set to 95%, the "Glass Ghost" setting. To the Senators, you are a shimmering, translucent outline of a giant, but inside that outline, floating impossibly in the air, is the white linen toga you fashioned from your curtains.
It drapes over your shoulder and hangs down, concealing the "Game Paused" t-shirt and the blue jeans. To them, it looks as if a spirit has manifested, wearing the garb of a Roman citizen, encased in a shell of solidified air.
Caesar stops speaking. He looks up at you. A slow, satisfied smile spreads across his face.
"Ah," Caesar says, his voice calm and welcoming. "Right on time."
He gestures to the space beside him.
"Senators!" Caesar booms, turning back to the assembly. "You asked for proof! You whispered that yesterday was a trick! A mass hallucination caused by bad wine!"
He points a finger at you as you slowly descend, the anti-gravity drives humming a low, menacing bass note.
"Does a hallucination cast a shadow?" Caesar demands. "Does a trick of the light wear the toga of a free man?"
You touch down on the marble floor with a heavy clack. You stand a full head taller than Caesar, the suit’s bulk adding to your height. You fold your arms—an awkward maneuver with the extra fabric inside the suit, but it looks imposing.
The silence in the room is absolute. You can hear a pin drop. You can hear the heartbeat of the Senator in the front row—Cicero, you realize with a jolt. The great orator is staring at you, his mouth slightly open, his famous eloquence utterly failed him.
Caesar steps close to you, ostensibly to welcome his guardian, but really to inspect your handiwork.
"Curtains?" he whispers, barely moving his lips, his eyes dancing with amusement as he spots the high-quality hem.
"Expensive ones," you whisper back, your voice amplified just enough for him to hear. "Do I pass?"
"The fold is a little loose on the left shoulder," Caesar critiques, "but for a spirit from the netherworld, it is acceptable."
He turns back to the Senate, his face hardening into the mask of the Dictator.
"This is Gestator," Caesar announces. "He has returned from the aether to witness our proceedings. He has no vote, but he has... opinions. And I would suggest we do not give him cause to express them."
He walks back to his gilded chair and sits, looking more relaxed than any man with a target on his back has a right to be.
"Now," Caesar says, waving a hand at the trembling scribe. "Read the motion regarding the land reforms in Campania. And speak up. My friend has traveled a long way to hear this."
-
You stand there like a statue, the suit’s sensors sweeping the room.
[THREAT ANALYSIS: LOW]Â
[WEAPON DETECTED: 0]Â
[CORTISOL LEVELS: EXTREMELY HIGH (CROWD)]
They are terrified of you. Good.
You take a moment to check your HUD. The green house icon is steady. [HOME BASE: SECURE] No more notes on the bed. No more teleporting giants. Just you, the most powerful man in history, and a room full of men wondering if you shoot lightning from your eyes.
Caesar glances at you from his chair, a silent question in his eyes: Are you staying?
You give a single, imperceptible nod.
Caesar leans back, crossing his legs. He looks at Cicero, who is sweating profusely.
"Well, Marcus Tullius?" Caesar prompts gently. "You usually have so much to say. Tell us... what does the law say about the appointment of new governors?"
As Cicero stammers out a reply, you realize that for the next few hours, you aren't just a time traveler. You are the ultimate filibuster. And as long as you stand here, nobody is going to interrupt Caesar again.
-
The sun has climbed high over the Palatine Hill, and the shafts of light cutting through the Curia’s roof have shifted from golden morning beams to the harsh, white glare of midday.
The meeting has been grueling. For four hours, you have stood motionless, a silent sentinel in a glass shell. You’ve watched the Senate capitulate on land reforms, governor appointments, and budget allocations with a speed that would make modern politicians weep. Nobody dares to argue with the man standing next to the hovering, semi-transparent giant.
Finally, Caesar raises a hand. The gesture is small, but it stops the droning voice of a minor magistrate instantly.
"Enough," Caesar says. He doesn't shout; he sounds bored. "The sun is high, and my friend from the aether grows weary of your circular logic. The Senate is adjourned."
The relief in the room is palpable. It’s a physical wave. The Senators rise in a flurry of white wool, bowing low—lower than usual—to Caesar, and then giving a wide, terrified berth to you as they shuffle toward the bronze doors. Within two minutes, the hall is empty, save for the dust motes and the two of you.
You finally relax your posture. The suit’s servos whine softly as you uncross your arms. You check your HUD.Â
[HOME BASE: SECURE. NO INCIDENTS]Â
[SUIT INTEGRITY: 100%]
Caesar stands from his chair, stretching his back with a groan that reminds you he is, despite the legend, a fifty-five-year-old man with a bad back. He walks over to you, looking up with a grin that is equal parts exhaustion and triumph.
"You have a talent for intimidation, Gestator," Caesar says, rubbing his neck. "Cicero was so frightened he forgot to use three metaphors in a single sentence. That is a first."
"I just stood here," you say, your voice amplified in the empty hall. "You did the talking."
"Silence is a language, too," Caesar counters. He reaches out and taps the transparent shin-plate of your suit. "And yours speaks very loudly."
He begins to pace slowly around you, inspecting the toga inside the suit again.
"The fabric held up," he notes approvingly. "Although, I noticed you shifting your weight around the third hour. Do gods get tired feet?"
"The suit does the standing," you explain, "but the human inside still gets cramped. And I'm not a god, Gaius. Just a man with better tailoring."
Caesar chuckles. He walks over to the statue of Pompey, leaning against the plinth. He looks at the stone face of his old rival, then back at you.
"So," he says, his tone shifting to something more contemplative. "The Senate is cowed. The conspirators are fleeing. The people are cheering. By all accounts, I have won."
He looks at his hands, turning them over.
"But you said... in your history... I died yesterday."
"You did," you confirm.
"And after I died," Caesar continues, "Octavian rose. He built an Empire. A Pax Romana."
He looks you dead in the eye.
"If I live... do I break that?"
It’s the question that has been nagging at him since yesterday. The fear that by surviving, he might actually doom the legacy he cares about more than his own life.
"I don't know," you admit. "Octavian succeeded because he was cold. He was calculating. He didn't have your... mercy. He killed everyone who could possibly oppose him."
Caesar nods slowly. "And I forgave them. I forgave Brutus. I forgave Cassius. And they repaid me with daggers."
He pushes off the statue, his face hardening. The merciful conqueror is gone; the man who burned the library of Alexandria (accidentally or not) is back.
"Perhaps," Caesar says softly, "I need to borrow a page from my nephew's book. If the Pax Romana requires a heavier hand... then I shall provide it."
He turns to you.
"Will you stay for the evening meal? Calpurnia wishes to meet the 'spirit' that saved her husband. She has prepared a sacrifice, though I told her you prefer... what was it? Sandwiches?"
You smile behind the visor. "I can stay. But no sacrifices. And tell her the 'spirit' is allergic to goat blood."
"Duly noted," Caesar says.
He starts walking toward the doors, expecting you to follow.
"Come," he says. "We have to plan a campaign against the Parthians. And since you know the future, perhaps you can tell me... do they have archers on the left flank or the right?"
You fall in step beside him, the heavy thrum-thrum of your boots echoing in the hall.
"They have horse archers everywhere, Gaius," you warn him. "Don't chase them into the desert."
Caesar laughs, pushing open the doors to the bright Roman afternoon. "Advice from the future. It is almost like cheating. I love it."
-
You walk side-by-side through the Forum, the noise of the city parting around you like a wake. The sun is warm on the suit’s surface, but the internal climate control keeps you at a perfect seventy degrees.
"Gaius," you say, breaking the comfortable silence. "I know everything about your world. I know how your Senate votes, I know the layout of your villa, I know the names of your legions. But in all this time, you’ve never asked about mine."
You gesture vaguely toward the sky, toward the future.
"Do you ever wonder what it’s like? Where I actually live?"
Caesar slows his pace, clasping his hands behind his back. He looks at the ground for a moment, kicking a loose pebble with his sandal, before looking up at you. The playfulness is gone, replaced by a raw, naked curiosity he usually hides behind his political mask.
"I wonder constantly," Caesar admits quietly. "I look at your armor, at the glass that is stronger than steel. I look at the light that glows from your chest without oil or wick. And I try to imagine the world that built such things."
He sweeps his hand across the horizon of Rome—the brick tenements, the smoke, the marble temples.
"I imagine a city of crystal," Caesar says, his eyes distant. "I imagine towers that scrape the belly of the moon. I imagine a silence, devoid of the screaming of carts and the barking of dogs. Tell me, Gestator... am I close?"
"Closer than you think," you answer, thinking of your fortress in the Alps.
"My home isn't in a city," you explain. "I live in the mountains. High up, where the snow never melts. My house is made of stone and glass—glass like this," you tap your faceplate. "I can see the entire world from my window, but the world cannot see me."
Caesar listens intently, absorbing every word. "And the cold? You said the snow never melts."
"It’s warm inside," you say. "We don't use fire. We harness the power of... well, think of it as capturing lightning and running it through the walls. The air is always spring, the water is always hot."
"No slaves?" Caesar asks, the product of his time.
"None," you say firmly. "Machines do the work. They wash the clothes, they cook the food, they sweep the floors. I speak to the air, and the house obeys. 'Lights,' I say, and there is light. 'Music,' I say, and there is music."
Caesar stops walking. He stares at you, processing this. A world without slaves, where the buildings obey commands and the winter never bites.
"It sounds..." He struggles for the word. "Lonely."
The observation catches you off guard. You think of your empty guest rooms, your silent meals, the only voice usually being the computer's synthesized tone.
"It can be," you admit. "But it’s peaceful. There are billions of people in my time, Gaius. The world is full—crowded, loud, fast. We can fly across oceans in hours. We can speak to anyone, anywhere, instantly. The noise... it never stops. So, I built a quiet place."
Caesar nods slowly, resuming his walk. He understands the need for quiet. He is the most famous man in the world, and he likely hasn't had a moment of true privacy in forty years.
"A fortress of solitude," Caesar muses. "I envy you that. Rome is a beast that demands to be fed every hour of the day. To command the walls to be warm... to command the silence..."
He looks at you with a new kind of respect. Not for your power, but for your sanctuary.
"When you return," Caesar says softly, "when you go back to your glass castle in the snow... do you think of us? The dust and the noise?"
"I'm thinking of you right now," you say. "And I haven't even left yet."
Caesar smiles, a genuine, warm expression that transforms his face.
"Good," he says. "Then perhaps the future is not so cold after all."
He points ahead to the Domus Publica.
"Now, come. Calpurnia is waiting. And if you tell her about the machines that wash clothes, she will likely demand you bring one back with you next time. So, for my sake... let us keep the magic lightning to ourselves."
-
The official residence of the Pontifex Maximus is surprisingly modest compared to the sprawling villas of the ultra-wealthy like Lucullus. It is a place of business and piety, not excess. As you enter the atrium, the smell of beeswax and burning cedar is strong, masking the city's stench.
Calpurnia is waiting.
She stands near the lararium—the household shrine—her hands clasped so tightly her knuckles are white. She is younger than you expected, perhaps in her early thirties, with dark, intelligent eyes that are currently wide with disbelief. She had awoken screaming just yesterday morning, dreaming of her husband’s body streaming with blood.
When Caesar walks in, alive and whole, she breaks decorum. She rushes forward, grasping his forearms, searching his face for wounds.
"Gaius," she breathes, her voice trembling. "The rumors... they said a giant descended. They said the Senate cowered."
"The rumors are true, my love," Caesar says gently, kissing her forehead. He steps aside, revealing you.
You have to duck slightly to clear the lintel of the atrium. You stand there, a towering figure in a transparent shell, the linen toga draped over your shoulder. The "Game Paused" t-shirt is obscured by the folds of the fabric, so all she sees is a man-shaped distortion in the air, wearing the dress of a Roman, floating inches off the ground.
Calpurnia stares up at you. She doesn't scream. She is the daughter of a noble house; she knows how to keep her composure even when the world goes mad.
"This is Gestator," Caesar introduces you, his voice full of pride. "The Guardian."
You slowly raise a hand in greeting. The suit amplifies your voice, softening the volume so you don't blow out the eardrums of the household staff.
"Lady Calpurnia," you say. "Peace be upon this house."
She swallows hard, then offers a shaky, perfect curtsy. "And upon you... Guardian."
-
Dinner is served in the triclinium, a dining room with frescoes of garden scenes painted on the walls. Three low couches are arranged in a U-shape around a central table.
"I apologize," you say, looking at the low couches. "My armor... it does not recline easily at the moment."
"Then you shall sit," Caesar decides, snapping his fingers at a slave. "Bring the heavy oak chair from the study. The one reinforced with iron."
You sit at the head of the table, the chair creaking ominously under the half-ton weight of the suit, but holding. Caesar and Calpurnia recline on the couches to your left and right.
The meal is a sensory overload. Sights: Silver platters piled high with roasted asparagus, sow's udder (a delicacy you politely decline), and fresh mullet seasoned with herbs. Smells: The pungent, salty tang of garum, the sweet aroma of honeyed wine, and the faint metallic scent of your own cooling fans. Sounds: The soft clinking of silver on pottery, the distant chirping of crickets in the garden, and the rhythmic whir-click of your suit adjusting its internal pressure.
"So," Calpurnia says, watching you with intense curiosity. "My husband tells me you are from... far away."
"Very far," you admit.
"And in your home," she asks, glancing at the helmet that covers your face, "do you not eat?"
You hesitate. You are hungry again—the sandwich was minutes ago in your timeline, but hours ago biologically. But opening the helmet here feels risky. Not just for safety, but for the mystique.
Caesar notices your hesitation. He leans forward, tearing a piece of bread.
"He eats, Calpurnia," Caesar says mischievously. "But he is shy. And perhaps he does not wish to frighten the slaves by revealing the true face of a... what was it? A man from the mountains?"
Screw it.
You decide to bridge the gap. You reach up to your neck seal.
HISS.
The sound is sharp, like a steam vent opening. The slaves in the corner flinch. You lift the helmet off, setting it on the table next to a bowl of figs.
For the first time, Calpurnia sees you. Not obscured by the warped lighting of the suit’s transparency. Just a human. A person with messy hair (from the helmet) and tired eyes.
She stares for a long moment. Then, she smiles. It is a genuine, relieved smile. She says something soft and melodic.
"...visne vinum?"
You blink. The sounds are just sounds. Without the helmet’s neural interface processing the audio waves, her words are nothing but unintelligible Latin syllables. You’ve become so used to the auto-translation that you forgot you don't actually speak the language.
Caesar speaks next, a question in his eyes. "Gestator? Audisne me?"
You raise a hand, shaking your head. "Hold on," you say in English.
They both look confused. To them, you are now the one speaking gibberish.
You tap the haptic control pad embedded in the suit's gorget—the armored collar that protects your neck. The suit hums as the secondary systems engage.
[AUDIO REROUTE: COLLAR ARRAY]Â
[DIRECTIONAL SPEAKERS: ACTIVE]Â
[TRANSLATION MATRIX: EXTERNAL MODE]
A faint, high-frequency vibration buzzes against your collarbone as the microphones in the neck piece flare to life.
"Try now," you say.
Your voice is projected from the speakers at the base of your throat, slightly tinny but clear, translating your English back into perfect Latin for them.
Caesar’s face lights up with understanding. "Ah," he says, the translation now echoing from your collar. "The magic returns."
"The magic," you correct him, rubbing your throat, "is in the collar. Without the helmet, I'm afraid my Latin is... non-existent."
"A man of limited talents after all," Caesar teases, pouring wine into a cup for you. "It is comforting to know."
-
As the night wears on, the conversation drifts from the mundane to the impossible. Caesar is fascinated by the concept of the "machine that washes clothes," pressing you for details on how it turns. Calpurnia asks about the women of your time—do they weave? Do they rule?
"They rule," you tell her. "They lead armies. They govern nations. They fly through the stars just as the men do."
Calpurnia looks at Caesar, a triumphant eyebrow raised. "You hear that, Gaius? Perhaps I should be the one planning the Parthian campaign."
Caesar laughs, raising his goblet. "If you had a suit like that, my dear, I would hand you the legions tomorrow and retire to farm cabbages."
The mood is light, warm, and surreal. For a moment, you forget that you are sitting with a man who killed a million Gauls and a woman who has lived in fear of his murder for years. They are just a couple, happy to be alive, sharing a meal with a stranger who saved them.
-
Then, a chime sounds.
It doesn't come from the helmet on the table. It vibrates directly against your mastoid bone, conducted through the collar’s bone-conduction system.
[INCOMING MESSAGE: HOME BASE TETHER]
You freeze, a grape halfway to your mouth.Â
[SENDER: UNAUTHORIZED USER]Â
[LOCATION: SECTOR 4 (MASTER BEDROOM)]Â
[MESSAGE: "MIDNIGHT. DON’T BE LATE." - THE BFG]
You check the timestamp on the message. It was sent now in your timeline.
"Is something wrong?" Caesar asks, noticing your sudden stillness. The playfulness vanishes from his face instantly, replaced by the alert look of the general.
You slowly lower the grape.Â
Midnight in your time is in three hours.
"No," you lie smoothly, forcing a smile. "Just... a reminder from home. I have an appointment I cannot miss."
You look at the couple—the Dictator and his wife—safe in their bubble of candlelight.
"I will have to leave soon," you say, reaching for your helmet. "But first... tell me about this Parthian campaign. If I am to leave you to handle it, I want to make sure you don't march straight into a trap."
Caesar leans forward, pushing the plates aside to draw a map on the tablecloth with the tip of his knife.
"Here is the Euphrates," Caesar begins.
You listen, you advise, and you laugh. But in the back of your mind, the green icon of the house is blinking.
The BFG is waiting. And they expect you to be on time.
-
The dinner winds down, the lamps burning low and casting long, dancing shadows against the frescoes. You place your helmet back on the table, the black glass reflecting the warm scene. It’s hard to leave. For all the sterile luxury of your mountain fortress, it lacks this—the chaotic, vibrant warmth of a life being lived right on the edge of history.
"I have to go," you say, breaking the silence.
Calpurnia looks disappointed, but Caesar nods, understanding the duties of a man who commands time.
"The appointment," Caesar says.
"The appointment," you confirm.
You stand up. The heavy oak chair scrapes against the mosaic floor. You pick up your helmet, the seals hissing softly as you lock it back into place. The human face disappears, replaced once again by the impassive, glass-like visor of the Gestator.
"Will you return?" Calpurnia asks, standing up to face the giant in her dining room.
You look at them both. The Dictator who was supposed to die, and the wife who was supposed to mourn him. You’ve changed everything. You are tethered to this timeline now, whether the laws of physics like it or not.
"I will," you promise. "I've taken a liking to this city, Gaius. And I suspect you're going to need someone to remind you which Senators are plotting against you next week."
Caesar grins, raising his goblet in a toast. "Then we shall keep a chair reinforced with iron, just in case."
"And Calpurnia," you add, turning to her. "Next time, I'll bring pictures of the 'machines that wash clothes.' Just so you believe me."
She smiles, bowing her head. "Safe journey, Guardian."
You step out into the peristyle garden, the night air cool and smelling of jasmine and damp earth. You take one last look at the stars—the same stars, just shifted.
"Computer," you whisper. "Initiate return. Target: Departure Time plus two minutes."
[COORDINATES LOCKED. ENGAGING CHRONAL DISPLACEMENT]
The garden twists. The scent of jasmine is shredded by the ozone smell of the vortex.
-
Snap.
The silence is instant.
You are standing back on the docking dais in your lab. The air is scrubbed, filtered, and chilly. The hum of the servers is a steady, rhythmic drone.
You check the wall clock.
20:17 PM.
You left at 20:15. You spent twelve hours in ancient Rome—negotiating politics, bending steel, and eating figs—and in your own time, your coffee hasn't even gone cold.
You let out a long breath, the condensation fogging up the inside of your visor.
"I'm home," you mutter.
[WELCOME BACK, OPERATOR. MISSION DURATION: 12 HOURS, 14 MINUTES (SUBJECTIVE). 0 HOURS, 2 MINUTES (OBJECTIVE)]
You step down from the dais, the toga tangling around your legs inside the suit. You feel ridiculous now—a futuristic astronaut wearing bedsheets in a high-tech lab.
"Suit, open chassis," you command.
The armor hisses and splits. You stumble out, peeling the linen toga off and tossing it onto a workbench. You are back in your t-shirt and boxers, shivering slightly in the AC.
You walk over to the Central Control Station and pick up the mug of coffee you left there. You take a sip. It’s still hot.
You look at the digital readout on the screen.
[NEXT ALERT: MIDNIGHT]
You have less than four hours before "The BFG" comes back. Whoever they are, they know you're here. They know what you can do. And they want to talk.
You lean against the console, staring at the suit—the empty shell that just held the fate of an empire.
"Alright," you say to the empty room. "Let's get ready for company."
-
The digital clock on the Central Control Station flips from 23:59:59 to 00:00:00.
Precisely on the second, a proximity alarm chimes. It isn't the frantic, blaring siren of a forced entry; it is the polite, two-tone ping of the internal sensors registering bio-signatures where there shouldn't be any.
[ALERT: BIO-SIGNATURES DETECTED]Â
[LOCATION: SECTOR 4 - MASTER BEDROOM]Â
[COUNT: 2]
You stare at the screen. You don't know whether to be terrified or impressed. They are exactly on time.
"On screen," you order, leaning forward in the leather command chair.
The main holographic display shifts, bringing up a crisp, night-vision feed from your bedroom.
There they are.
They didn't walk in. The door to the hallway is still closed and locked. They simply arrived, displacing the air in the room with no more fanfare than a dust mote settling on a shelf.
Subject 1 is the male. The computer wasn't kidding about his build. He is massive—at least 6'5", with shoulders that span a doorway. He is wearing a sharp, charcoal-grey suit that looks tailored to hide muscle, and he stands with his hands clasped loosely behind his back, staring directly at the camera hidden in the smoke detector. He knows it’s there. He has a thick beard, neatly trimmed, and eyes that look bored, even through the grain of the night-vision.
Subject 2 is the female. She is much shorter, perhaps 5'7", slender and sharp-featured. She is dressed in similar business-casual attire—black slacks, a fitted blazer—but there is something severe about her posture. She holds a tablet in one hand, tapping at it with a casual disinterest as she glances around your private sanctuary.
They don't look like assassins. They don't look like thieves. They look like auditors. Auditors who can teleport.
The man speaks. The hidden microphone in the room picks it up clearly.
"We know you're watching," the man says. His voice is deep, gravelly, and utterly devoid of threat. It sounds like he's reading a grocery list. "And we know you're downstairs. We can feel the... resonance from the core."
The woman looks up from her tablet. "You have a nice place," she notes, her voice cooler, sharper. "Geographically isolated. Structurally sound. A bit ostentatious with the glass, but functional."
She taps her tablet again.
"We aren't here to fight you," she continues. "If we were, we would have collapsed the mountain on top of you five minutes ago. We're here to accept your invitation."
The man gestures to the note you left on the bed—your card with "What time?" written on the back. It is still sitting there, untouched.
"Midnight," the man says. "We're here to talk about the suit. Come upstairs, 'Gestator'. Or we can come down."
You watch them for a second longer. Your heart is hammering, but your mind is racing. They know about the suit. And they called you Gestator—the name Caesar gave you. Or you gave Caesar.
Whatever.
You reach for the intercom button.
"Stay there," you say, your voice echoing in your own bedroom speakers. "I'm bringing coffee."
You cut the feed. You stand up, grabbing the mug you just finished. You check the suit one last time—it’s in standby, ready to deploy in a microsecond if you give the mental command.
"Computer," you whisper. "Keep the suit's targeting systems locked on them. If their heart rates spike, or if they reach for a weapon... drop the blast shields."
[TARGETING LOCKED. STANDBY]
You walk to the elevator. It’s time to meet the BFG.
-
The elevator ascends smoothly, the silence stretching between floors. You grip the mug of coffee, its warmth grounding you against the cold reality that your sanctuary has been breached.
When the doors slide open on the residential level, the lights in the gallery hallway are dim. You walk toward the master bedroom, the suit's undersheath humming faintly against your skin, ready to summon the armor in a nanosecond.
You push the bedroom door open.
They are exactly where you saw them on the monitor. The large man stands by the window, looking out at the moonlit glacier. The woman sits in your reading chair, legs crossed, the tablet resting on her knee.
"Coffee," you say, lifting the mug slightly. "Though I only brought one."
The woman looks up. Her eyes are sharp, calculating, and devoid of fear. "We don't ingest local matter during field ops," she says. "Contamination protocols."
The man turns from the window. Up close, he is even larger—a mountain of a human in a suit that costs more than most cars. "Nice view," he rumbles. "Quiet. A little sterile for my taste, but effective for minimizing quantum noise."
"Who are you?" you ask, stepping fully into the room. "And how did you get past my shielding?"
"Your shielding is designed to stop physical intruders and electronic signals," the woman replies, tapping her tablet. "It wasn't designed to stop a Phase-Shift displacement. You built a fortress for the third dimension. We operate in the fifth."
She stands up, smoothing her blazer.
"We can discuss the physics later," she says. "But not here. This room... it has too much echo. Emotional resonance. Let's go to that 'Great Room' of yours. The acoustics are better for what we have to tell you."
You nod, gesturing to the door. "After you."
-
You lead them to the Sunken Lounge. The woman sits on the leather sofa with the same precise, controlled movement. The man remains standing, leaning against the granite fireplace, his presence filling the room.
"You called yourselves 'The BFG'," you say, sitting opposite them, the coffee mug resting on your knee. "I assume that doesn't stand for the giant from the children's book."
"It stands for the Black Frame Group," the man says.
The name lands with a heavy thud. You don't know it, but the way he says it implies you should.
"Our official designation is the Convergence Integrity Council," the woman clarifies. "We are a division of the Department of Reality Divergence Analysis. We operate out of the Index Spire, located in the Expanse between universes. In our reality, that is."
She watches your face, looking for a reaction to the impossible geography.
"We monitor the structural integrity of the Multiverse," she continues. "We watch for timelines that are collapsing. Realities that are bleeding into one another. And for the last ten years... we have been watching for you."
"Me?" you ask.
"Not you, specifically," the man corrects. "The Suit. We call it the Gestalt Unit. We've picked up its signature on the edges of our sensors for a decade. A spike of energy in the Jurassic period. A gravity well in 1920s New York. A displacement wave in Ancient Egypt."
He crosses his massive arms.
"We knew someone was out there," he says. "Someone with technology that rivals our own. Maybe even exceeds it. But we could never find you. You were a ghost. You'd pop in, change a variable, and vanish before our tracers could lock on. Your 'Reality Anchor' is... impressive."
"So how did you find me today?" you ask.
The woman turns her tablet around. On the screen is a visualization of a timeline—a straight white line that suddenly shatters into a chaotic, red bloom.
"Rome," she says simply. "March 15th, 44 BCE."
"You saved Julius Caesar," the man adds, a hint of professional admiration in his voice. "That wasn't a ripple, Gestator. That was a tsunami. You didn't just change a detail; you broke the foundational spine of Western history. The energy release from that divergence was bright enough to light up the entire Sector A grid."
"It acted like a flare," the woman explains. "We traced the recoil signal back through the timestream, through the quantum foam, right to this mountain. Right to this room."
You tighten your grip on the mug. "So you're here to stop me. To 'fix' the timeline."
The man laughs. It’s a dry, gravelly sound.
"Stop you?" he shakes his head. "Kid, if we thought you were a threat, we wouldn't be having a conversation. We would have authorized a 'Severance Event' five minutes ago. We would have collapsed this entire pocket dimension on top of your head and erased you from existence."
The woman swipes the screen on her tablet. A list of data scrolls by—your data.
[SUBJECT: GESTATOR]Â
[PROFILE: ECO-PRESERVATIONIST, OBSERVER]Â
[THREAT LEVEL: NIL]
"We've analyzed your 'portfolio,'" she says. "We've seen what you do. You save extinct species. You stop industrial accidents. You prevent localized extinctions. You preserved a glacier in 2030. You stopped a nuclear leak in 1987."
She looks at you, her expression softening just a fraction.
"You aren't a conqueror," she says. "You're a janitor. A gardener. You're trying to fix things."
"We don't care about Caesar," the man says, pushing off the fireplace. "History is fluid. Universes branch. That's just mechanics. We're here because you have a piece of technology that shouldn't exist, and you're using it to rewrite reality without a license."
He walks over and extends a hand—a hand the size of a shovel.
"We aren't here to arrest you," he says. "We're here to offer you a job. Or at least... a user manual. Because if you keep punching holes in history like you did yesterday, you're going to accidentally cause a Class-Null Collapse. And then we will have to kill you."
He smiles, and for the first time, it looks genuine.
"I'm Kael," he says. "She's Taylor. And we need to talk about your suit."
-
"I don't know who left it," you say, breaking the silence that hangs over the room. "And honestly? I stopped asking that question about three years ago. Maybe it was an alien. Maybe it was a future version of me who got tired of the responsibility. Maybe it was just cosmic litter."
You stand up and walk over to the window, looking out at the glacier. The glass reflects your face—tired, but content.
"What I do know," you continue, turning back to them, "is that it breaks every rule of physics I learned in high school. It’s indestructible. I’ve flown it through the center of a Category 5 hurricane. I’ve walked on the bottom of the Marianas Trench. Yesterday, I stood next to Julius Caesar while he rewrote the history of the Western world, and the suit didn't just keep me safe; it kept me anchored when the timeline tried to buck me off like a wild horse."
You look at Kael.
"You called me a 'janitor' earlier. A gardener. I like that. I didn't pick up the suit to conquer the world. I picked it up because... well, have you ever seen a thylacine? A real, living Tasmanian tiger?"
Kael shakes his head slowly.
"I have," you say, a soft smile playing on your lips. "I spent a week in 1930s Tasmania. I didn't save the species—the timeline wouldn't let me do that without breaking something worse—but I saved one. I brought its DNA back to a lab in 2040. They're cloning them now in a sanctuary in New Zealand."
You pace a little, the energy of the memory animating you.
"I’m not a scientist, Dr. Taylor. I’m not a quantum physicist. I’m just a guy from Ohio who found a magic jacket in a ditch. But that jacket lets me see the things that everyone else just reads about. It lets me touch history."
Taylor watches you, her expression unreadable. "You treat it like a toy," she says, though the edge is gone from her voice. "A toy that can erase galaxies."
"I treat it like a gift," you correct her. "And gifts aren't meant to be locked away in a government warehouse."
Kael shifts his weight, the leather sofa groaning again. "Which brings us to the point, Gestator. We can't let a 'gift' of that magnitude roam free without understanding it. The sheer energy output you generated in Rome... it alerted every monitoring station in the multiverse. If we found you, others will too. Others who aren't as polite as the CIC."
He leans forward, his massive hands resting on his knees.
"We need to take the unit to the Index Spire," Kael says. "Just for a week. We need to run a full diagnostic. Check the core stability. Map the chronal emitters. If it is leaking radiation or destabilizing local space-time, we need to fix it before you accidentally turn the Milky Way into a quasar."
You stop pacing. You look Kael dead in the eye.
"No."
The word hangs there, flat and final.
"We're asking nicely," Kael says, his voice dropping an octave.
"And I'm answering nicely," you reply, crossing your arms. "The suit stays here. It doesn't leave this mountain. It doesn't leave my sight. And it certainly doesn't go to some 'Index Spire' in a dimension I can't reach."
You tap your chest.
"It's biometrically locked to me. You know that. If you try to move it, it locks down. If you try to force it, it... defends itself. And I don't think your 'Phase-Shift' tricks will work against a kinetic blast that can level a city block."
Taylor sighs, closing her eyes for a moment. She knows you're right. The data on her tablet probably confirms that the suit is effectively a sentient fortress.
"We can't just leave it unmonitored," she argues. "We have a mandate."
"Then monitor it here," you offer.
They both look at you.
"You want to study it?" you ask. "Fine. Do it here. I have a guest suite in the East Wing. It has heated floors and a view of the Alps. I have a lab downstairs with enough processing power to mine crypto for a small country. You can bring your scanners. You can bring your sensors. You can poke and prod the suit all you want—while it sits in its dock."
You take a sip of your coffee, watching them over the rim.
"But it doesn't leave the building. And neither do I."
Kael looks at Taylor. They seem to have a silent conversation, a rapid-fire exchange of micro-expressions and glances.
Finally, Kael grunts. He leans back, the tension leaving his shoulders.
"He's stubborn," Kael notes. "I like him."
"He's a security risk," Taylor counters, though she's already tapping on her tablet again, likely rescheduling her week.
"He's a security risk with a coffee maker and heated floors," Kael points out. He turns to you. "You have decent wifi down in that cave of yours?"
"Fiber optic," you confirm. "Shielded."
Kael stands up, extending a hand.
"Deal," he says. "We set up a forward operating base in your guest wing. We scan the suit. We figure out why it's glitching and why it likes you so much. But if we find a critical fault—something that threatens the fabric of reality—we reserve the right to seal it in a stasis field until we can fix it."
"Fair enough," you say, shaking his hand. His grip is like a hydraulic press, but he keeps it gentle.
"Welcome to the team, I guess," you say, glancing at the clock. It's almost 1:00 AM. "Do you guys need towels? Or do you just dry off by vibrating your molecules?"
Taylor stands up, finally cracking a small, tired smile. "Towels would be fine, Gestator. We're not savages."
-
"Right this way," you say, leading the two interdimensional agents out of the Sunken Lounge and down the long, art-lined gallery of the East Wing.
The juxtaposition is jarring. Kael, a man who essentially serves as a timeline cop, stops to admire a Warhol print, nodding appreciatively at the color palette. Taylor walks with a singular focus, her eyes scanning the structural integrity of your ceiling beams as if calculating the load-bearing capacity for a siege.
You stop at the double doors of the Guest Suite.
"Here we are," you say, pushing the doors open. "It’s a self-contained unit. Two bedrooms, shared living space, kitchenette. And yes, heated floors."
Kael squeezes past you, ducking slightly to clear the frame. He walks over to the bed, pressing a massive hand down on the mattress.
"Memory foam?" he asks.
"Hybrid," you correct him. "With cooling gel."
Kael grunts, a sound of pure satisfaction. "Taylor, I’m taking the south room. If the multiverse collapses before 0800, handle it yourself."
Taylor ignores him, walking to the wall panel that controls the room’s smart systems. She taps it, frowning as she interfaces with your home network.
"Your firewall is cute," she notes without looking back. "I'm bridging our local node to your router. Don't be alarmed if your internet speed fluctuates while I download the scanning protocols."
"Just don't brick my server," you warn. "I have a raid tonight in an MMO I haven't played in six months."
Taylor looks at you, deadpan. "We preserve reality, Gestator. We don't lag it."
"Good night," you say, stepping back into the hall.
"Sleep well," Kael calls out, already loosening his tie. "And thanks for the towels."
-
You wake up to the smell of ozone and... syrup?
You blink at the ceiling. The sun is streaming in, bright and harsh off the snow. It’s 09:00. You overslept. Usually, your alarm wakes you up with a gentle haptic buzz, but you forgot to set it.
You shower quickly, dress in fresh jeans and a hoodie, and head for the kitchen.
The sight that greets you stops you in your tracks.
Kael is in your kitchen. He has shed the suit jacket, revealing a white dress shirt with the sleeves rolled up over forearms the size of tree trunks. He is standing at your stove, expertly flipping pancakes.
"Morning," he rumbles, not looking up. "Your drone delivery arrived. I intercepted it. Hope you like blueberries."
"You... cook?" you ask, walking over to the coffee machine.
"Field rations get old," Kael says. "And when you spend a decade staking out a bakery in 19th century Paris waiting for a divergence event, you pick up a few tricks."
He slides a plate of perfectly golden pancakes across the granite island toward you.
"Eat," he commands. "Then lab. Taylor is already down there. She's... frustrated."
"Frustrated?" you ask, drowning a pancake in syrup. "Why?"
Kael grins, a wolfish expression. "Because your suit is being an asshole."
-
You finish eating and take the elevator down. As the doors open, the hum of the lab has changed. Beneath the steady drone of your servers, there is a new sound—a high-pitched, rhythmic ping-ping-ping that sets your teeth on edge.
The lab has been transformed.
The central dais where the suit stands is now surrounded by a ring of floating, silver emitters. They hover in the air without any visible propulsion, projecting a cone of shimmering blue light over the armor.
Taylor is standing at your Central Control Station, but she has bypassed your keyboards entirely. She is manipulating a holographic interface that hangs in the air above the desk, her fingers moving in a blur of complex gestures.
She looks tired. Her blazer is thrown over a chair, and her hair is pulled back in a messy bun.
"Morning," you say, stepping off the elevator.
Taylor spins around. "It's laughing at me."
You look at the suit. It stands there, impassive, the black silk-metal gleam looking exactly as it always does.
"Uh, it doesn't have a sense of humor," you say. "Usually."
"I'm running a deep-spectrum molecular scan," Taylor explains, gesturing angrily at the floating silver orbs. "I'm trying to map the alloy composition. But every time the beam hits the surface, the atomic structure shifts."
She swipes a hand through the air, bringing up a graph that looks like a seismograph during an earthquake.
"Look at this! One second it registers as a tungsten-carbide derivative. The next, it's organic polymer. Then it's... nothing. It registers as a void. It's actively obfuscating its own makeup."
You walk up to the dais, stepping through the ring of floating emitters. The blue light washes over you.
"Yo, suit," you whisper.
The HUD inside the helmet flickers to life, visible through the visor.
[GREETINGS, OPERATOR]Â
[EXTERNAL SCAN DETECTED. DEFENSIVE OBFUSCATION ACTIVE]Â
[WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO COMPLY?]
You smile. "It's protecting its secrets," you tell Taylor. "It thinks you're a threat."
"I am a threat," Taylor snaps. "I'm the person trying to make sure it doesn't explode. Tell it to stand down."
You place a hand on the chest piece. The suit hums, a low vibration that resonates through your palm.
"Computer," you say to the suit. "Authorize scan. Designation: BFG. They're friends. Mostly."
[AUTHORIZATION ACCEPTED. OBFUSCATION DISENGAGED]Â
[LOWERING SHIELDS]
The blue light from Taylor's emitters suddenly brightens, piercing through the black surface of the armor. The graph on Taylor's display smooths out instantly.
Taylor lets out a breath she seems to have been holding for three hours. She looks at you with a mix of annoyance and awe.
"It listens to you," she murmurs. "It doesn't just accept input. It listens."
"I told you," you say, walking back to the console. "We have a bond."
"That's the problem," Kael says, stepping off the elevator behind you, wiping blueberry batter off his hands with a towel. He walks over to the scan readout, his face serious.
"We've seen tech like this before, Gestator," Kael says. "Symbiotic armor. Neural-linked weaponry. But usually, the link is forced. Implants. Cybernetics. Surgery."
He points to the scan of the helmet, where the neural sensors are located.
"You have none of that. You're physically unaugmented. Which means the suit isn't interfacing with hardware in your brain."
"So how does it work?" you ask.
"It's guessing," Taylor whispers, staring at the data. "It's reading your micro-expressions, your galvanic skin response, your surface thoughts via electromagnetic induction. It's predicting what you want to do before you even do it."
She turns to look at you, her eyes wide.
"That level of processing power... it shouldn't fit in a suit. It should require a planet-sized computer."
-
"A planet-sized computer," Kael repeats, looking at the suit with a new level of respect. He lets out a low whistle. "Well, that explains why it doesn't lag when you're fighting gladiators."
He claps a heavy hand on Taylor's shoulder. She jumps slightly, startled out of her trance.
"Pack it up, Tay," Kael says. "We've got the baseline readings. If we try to dig any deeper right now, we might trip another defensive subroutine, and I really don't want to explain to the Council why we accidentally vaporized a mountain in the Swiss Alps."
Taylor looks like she wants to argue—she’s a scientist staring at the greatest puzzle of her career—but she sighs, conceding the point.
"Fine," she mutters, tapping a sequence into her holographic display. The ring of silver emitters floating around the suit powers down, dropping gently into her waiting open case. "But this doesn't make sense. The energy density alone should be collapsing into a black hole. I need to run these numbers through the Spire's mainframe."
"You do that," Kael says. He turns to you, a grin spreading through his thick beard. "In the meantime, I believe we have unfinished business upstairs."
"We do?" you ask.
"The pancakes," Kael says solemnly. "I made a stack the size of a phone book, and I refuse to let the rest of them get cold. You still hungry?"
-
You leave Taylor in the lab, muttering to herself as she dismantles her equipment, and take the elevator back up to the residence.
The kitchen is exactly as you left it—bright, modern, and smelling of maple syrup. Kael walks over to the island, grabs the plate of pancakes he abandoned, and leans against the counter. He eats with the enthusiasm of a man who burns ten thousand calories a day just existing.
"You know," Kael says between bites, pointing his fork at you. "For a guy with a god-tier artifact in his basement, you live a pretty quiet life. Most people would be ruling a small country by now. or at least rigged the lottery."
You pour yourself a fresh cup of coffee. "I have enough money," you say. "And ruling a country sounds like a lot of paperwork. I saw Caesar's schedule yesterday. The man barely has time to use the bathroom."
Kael chuckles. "Fair point. Power is heavy. That’s why we try to stay in the shadows."
He finishes a pancake and looks at you, his expression turning more thoughtful.
"Listen, Gestator. We're going to head out. Taylor has enough data to keep her busy for a month. But you need to be careful."
"Careful of what?" you ask. "You guys?"
"No," Kael says. "We're the good guys. Mostly. But now that we've scanned the suit... we've confirmed it's active. That signal Taylor picked up? It’s not just loud; it’s distinct. If we found you, others can too."
"Others?"
"Rogue agencies. Timeline poachers. Entities that don't have a 'do not kill' clause in their contracts," Kael explains casually. "You've been flying under the radar because you were just a rumor. Now, you're a confirmed data point. Keep your head on a swivel."
He pauses, looking around your kitchen.
"And maybe upgrade your security system. The biometric lock is cute, but a Phase-Shifter can walk right through it. Get some dampening fields installed. I can send you the schematics."
-
The elevator dings. Taylor walks into the kitchen. She has her equipment case in one hand and her tablet in the other. She looks composed again, the professional mask back in place.
"We're done for now," she announces. "The equipment is packed. The local node bridge is severed. Your internet speed should return to normal."
"Did you figure it out?" you ask her. "The processing power?"
"Not yet," she admits, staring at you with that same intense curiosity. "But I will. There is no such thing as magic, Gestator. Just physics we haven't written the equation for yet."
Kael puts his empty plate in the sink—he actually rinses it, which is surprisingly polite for an intruder—and wipes his hands.
"Alright," Kael says. "Time to go."
He walks over to Taylor, placing a hand on her shoulder.
"Thanks for the breakfast," Kael says to you. "And the towels. Next time we visit, I expect real maple syrup. None of this organic agave blend nonsense."
"Next time?" you ask.
"We'll be in touch," Taylor says.
"Wait," you say, setting your mug down on the granite counter before they can initiate the jump.
Taylor pauses, her hand hovering over her wrist device. Kael looks back, raising a thick eyebrow.
"You said 'others' might come looking," you say. "Timeline poachers. Rogue agencies. If they do... or if my suit decides to do something else that scares the hell out of me... how do I reach you?"
Taylor frowns, her professional mask tightening. "We don't exactly have a customer service line, Gestator. The Council operates in the Expanse - outside of this universe. Your communication networks don't reach there."
"But my suit does," you counter. "You tracked its signal here. That means it can transmit out, too."
Kael grins, appreciating the logic. He reaches into the inner pocket of his suit jacket and pulls out a small, flat object. It looks like a coin, but it’s made of a matte-black metal that seems to absorb the light around it.
He flips it to you. You catch it one-handed. It’s heavy—heavier than gold.
"It's a quantum beacon," Kael explains. "Low frequency. Encrypted. If you're in trouble—real trouble, not just 'I ran out of coffee' trouble—squeeze it. It'll pulse a distress signal on a frequency only we monitor."
"Kael," Taylor warns, her voice sharp. "That's restricted hardware."
"He fed us," Kael shrugs, unbothered. "And he didn't vaporize us when we broke into his bedroom. I call that a fair trade."
He looks at you, pointing a finger. "Don't abuse it. If you summon us because you lost your keys in the Jurassic period, I'm gonna let them dinosaurs eat you."
You pocket the coin. "Deal."
You hesitate for a second, then look at the massive agent.
"And about those dampening fields you mentioned," you say. "You said you could send the schematics. But frankly, I'm an actuary, not an engineer. I might need a hand installing them. You know... to make sure I don't accidentally turn my kitchen into a microwave."
Kael laughs—a deep, booming sound that rattles the expensive cookware hanging above the island.
"You want free labor now?" he asks.
"I have more pancakes," you offer. "And I can get that real maple syrup."
Kael considers this, rubbing his beard. He looks at Taylor, who is rolling her eyes so hard it looks painful.
"I might be in the sector next week," Kael says, a glint in his eye. "If the beacon pings... and if there's bacon involved... maybe I can swing by and help you hammer in a few rivets."
"I'll hold you to that," you say.
"Let's go, Kael," Taylor says, tapping her wrist. "Before you adopt him."
"See you around, kid," Kael says with a wink.
VWOOM.
The air in the kitchen distorts. It’s not the violent, amber light of your time travel; it’s a shimmering, silver distortion, like heat rising off asphalt.
The air snaps back into place. They are gone.
You are left standing alone in your kitchen, holding a heavy black coin in one hand and a cold coffee mug in the other, with an empty plate in the sink and a suit in the basement that apparently thinks for itself.
"Computer," you say to the empty room.
[YES, OPERATOR?]
"Order some real maple syrup," you sigh. "The expensive stuff. And clear the schedule for next week. I think we're going to have house guests again."
-
The silence of the house rushes back in to fill the space Kael and Taylor left behind. It’s heavy, absolute, and familiar. You stand there for a moment, listening to the hum of the refrigerator, before shaking your head and grabbing the plate from the sink.
"Computer," you say. "Music. Something... acoustic. 20th Century Folk."
Soft guitar chords float through the air, replacing the tension of interdimensional politics with Bob Dylan.
You clean up the kitchen manually. You have drones that could scour the granite countertops with UV light, but there’s something grounding about scrubbing a pan with a sponge. It reminds you that you exist in the here and now, not just as a ghost in the timeline.
-
You wander into the Sunken Lounge and flop onto the leather sofa, pulling out your phone. It feels impossibly light and fragile compared to the heavy quantum coin Kael gave you.
You scroll through your feeds.
A friend from college posted a photo of their baby.
An article about inflation.
A meme about the Roman Empire being the male version of astrology.
You snort, tapping 'like' on the meme. If they only knew you were eating figs with the Pontifex Maximus less than twenty-four hours ago.
-
Restless, you head back down to the lab. The suit is there, silent in its dock, the blue light of the status LEDs pulsing slowly. You give it a pat on the flank as you walk past—a habit you’ve developed recently.
"Behave," you mutter to the armor.
You head to the far wall of the lab, where the "Janitorial" section is located. This isn't for mops and buckets; it's for the strays.
Behind reinforced smart-glass are two custom-built biomes, climate-controlled to mimic environments that haven't existed for millions of years.
You tap the glass of the first biome. Inside, amidst towering ferns and humidity that fogs the lower pane, a shadow moves.
"Hey, Leggy," you say softly.
A Mongolarachne—a spider the size of a dinner plate—unfurls itself from a web thick enough to catch a bird. It’s a male, with striking yellow bands on its black legs. You found him in a collapsing amber forest in the mid-Jurassic, moments before a volcanic event would have wiped his lineage out. Unfortunately you couldn’t find a female like you originally wanted.
You open the small feeding hatch and drop in a handful of crickets. The spider moves with terrifying grace, snatching two out of the air before they even hit the moss.
"Good appetite," you note. You watch him for a moment. Most people would be horrified to have a giant prehistoric arachnid in their basement, but to you, he’s a masterpiece of evolution that just needed a second chance.
Next door is a drier, warmer enclosure. Curled around a heated rock is Pool Noodle, your Eoconstrictor.
The ancient snake raises its head as you approach. It’s not as large as modern anacondas, but it has a prehistoric heaviness to its scales, a dull, earthy brown that camouflages perfectly with the leaf litter.
"Breakfast time," you announce.
You use a pair of long tongs to offer a thawed rat. The strike is a blur—instant, violent, and precise. The snake coils around the meal, dragging it back into the shadows of a hollow log.
"You're welcome," you say, closing the hatch.
Standing there, watching these two creatures that shouldn't exist, you feel a kinship with them. They are out of time, displaced, living in a glass box at the end of the world. Just like you.
-
You need air. Real air, not the scrubbed, recycled atmosphere of the lab.
You head back up the elevator, bypassing the main living area and heading down a short, utility corridor off the kitchen.
This leads to the mudroom—the airlock between your climate-controlled sanctuary and the lethal cold of the Alps. It’s a functional space, lined with slate tiles and heavy-duty hooks holding climbing gear, thermal suits, and oxygen tanks you rarely use but keep for appearances.
You grab a heavy, down-filled parka from a hook. It’s overkill for a quick sit, but the wind at this altitude cuts through denim like paper. You zip it up to your chin, pull on a pair of thermal gloves, and approach the exterior door.
It’s a heavy, reinforced steel slab with a wheel-lock handle, built to withstand blizzard-force winds.
HISS-CLUNK.
You turn the wheel and push. The seal breaks with a sharp intake of breath as the pressure equalizes. The cold hits you instantly—a physical weight against your chest.
You step out onto the deck.
It is a masterpiece of engineering, a massive slab of reinforced concrete and steel cantilevered directly out of the granite cliff face. It hangs over the drop-off like a diving board into the abyss. There are no railings that obstruct the view—just a waist-high sheet of tempered glass that is almost invisible against the backdrop.
You walk to the edge, your boots crunching on the frost that has already formed on the metal grating.
The view is unparalleled. You are suspended thousands of feet up. Below you, directly under the mesh-metal grating of the deck floor, the mountain falls away into a sheer vertical drop. Far down in the valley, the glacier is a river of white and blue ice, cracking and shifting with the slow, geological groan of the earth.
Above, the sky is a piercing, cloudless azure.
You sit on one of the outdoor lounge chairs, wrapping the parka tighter around yourself against the wind that whips up the canyon wall.
You reach into your pocket and pull out the black coin Kael gave you. You flip it over your knuckles, the heavy metal cold even through your glove.
You look at the mountains.
You think of Caesar, laughing about Parthian archers. You think of the Mongolarachne eating crickets downstairs. You think of the actuary you used to be, walking past a ditch in Ohio.
"Janitor," you whisper to the wind.
It’s not a bad title.
You pocket the coin, lean back, and close your eyes, letting the cold mountain sun warm your face. You’ll worry about the end of the universe tomorrow. Today, you’re just going to enjoy the view.
