WELL THERES ONE THING

THAT ALWAYS HAS PISSED ME OFF ABOUT YOU

ITS YOUR HAIR

YOUR HAIR LOOKS LIKE WATERMELON GUTS

i mean hair cant naturally do that so it means you fucking went out of your way 

to add fucking dots to your hair

you watermelon man

ur supposed to be a mob boss but with watermelon hair and your outfit you look like a scene kid ok and ive seen scene kids i shop almost exclusively at hot topic you’d fit right in with them no one would assume ur actually a dad and the boss of the italian mafia 

i mean sure i look like a goth mess but at least i wear a shirt with sleeves like jfc ur gonna catch a cold get some sleeves, or an actual shirt at that like u just wear lace more or less