#venomousari

Ari: Thanks I appreciate that, although I’m not so sure about having family and friends on every side.

Ari: Yeah, I think so… I’ve been thinking about it.

Mo: No problem, Cobra-- I told you I call em like I see 'em. And you oughta be. You don't mess with a nesta Snakes, Ari-- reach for one, and they're all gonna bite ya. I'll be damned if we're gonna lose another brother if I can't help it. Or sister.

SEND ME A NUMBER:

1. For a drunk text

[TEXT TO ARI]: hae you aver hear do t a thign called a kag stand? i just did on e at uor victorya paryt and i was EALLY aweosme at it! we shold compete next time htere’s a partayyyyy

2. For an angry text

[TEXT TO ARI]: Who the HELL took my clothes out of the locker room while I was showering? Did Malfoy put your team up to this? Because they were so far away that I couldn’t even summon them, there’s no way a freaking Hufflepuff would think of that!

3. For a text meant for someone else

[TEXT TO ARI]: Yo, Krum, get to practice early tonight, will you? We can work on some physical therapy stuff before we start, and then the rest of the team doesn’t have to know that you haven’t been feeling so hot. 

4. For a text asking for a favor

[TEXT TO ARI]: I can’t believe I’m actually asking this, but could you help me with this potions essay? I’ve been scraping by in there but I don’t really get this draught we’ve been working on, and I don’t want to get a Troll and risk getting put on academic probation. It would be no fun to beat Gryffindor with their captain out, would it? 

5. For a goodbye message

[TEXT TO ARI]: Hey, so uh… I don’t know if you want to see me during the holidays or anything, so if you don’t, have a nice summer, Ari. 

6. For a date invite

[TEXT TO ARI]: You. Me. Quidditch pitch Saturday night? I’ve been thinking it would be fun to learn how to play Beater, in case I ever want to in a pickup game or anything, and don’t let it go to your head but you’re one of the best ones in the school, so…

7. For a fearful text

[TEXT TO ARI]: I know that when you got sorted you were probably scared of how your dad would react… but you figured out that he loves you anyway, right? How do you make yourself believe that? Like, if I don’t get recruited or I don’t end up playing for Puddlemere… how do I make myself believe that my dad’s just okay with that?

8. For a corny pick up line

[TEXT TO ARI]: Stop, drop, and roll, baby, you are on fire.  

9. For a long barrage of texts

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3. For a text meant for someone else

[TEXT TO ARI 🐍⭐️ :] Aubs, can I ask you like... a serious question? And please, please be honest with me. Did Ben really stop selling his potions? Or did he just pretend so that he’d seem like a better guy for Kelsey so that I’d leave him alone?

4. For a text asking for a favor

[TEXT TO ARI 🐍⭐️ :] Okay, at the risk of sounding like I’m totally stereotyping Slytherins again... Could you help me make an aging potion before the summer holidays to take home with me? I just need it to do a couple of things during vacation that I need to look a teensy tiny bit older for but I can’t do magic outside of the castle until next December. 

7. For a fearful text

DRUNK: TEXT MESSAGE: ARIANA

Lucy: Aw ari! you r a cute prncess! Im so appy for you!

FAVOR: TEXT MESSAGE: ARIANA

Lucy: This might sound super weird but do you think you can steal back my quill from Malfoy? He took my favorite one and I don’t want to talk to him! Please, please, please!!!

SOMEONE ELSE: TEXT MESSAGE: ARIANA

1. For a drunk text

[TEXT || SNAKE CHARMER ] I wshi i culd be as confident as u whne it cmoes to things. Soemtimes i stil thikn hes gonna leeve.

3. For a text meant for someone else

[TEXT || SNAKE CHARMER ] So I talked to him about it all, sort of. And he said that I don’t have anything to worry about because he thinks we might be something for the long run. Which kind of soothes things over but I still worry and I feel envy her.

[TEXT || SNAKE CHARMER ] Like have you seen her and talked to her? Yes, there is the underlying sass there but everyone kind of has that in a way and she’s gorgeous. I don’t know...

4. For a text asking for a favor

[TEXT || SNAKE CHARMER ] Hey could you just...ignore that last text? That wasn’t meant to be seen at all really...

2. For an angry text [SET IN THE PAST WHOOT WHOOT~]

♘ for a questioning text

[✉ TO ARI]: Are you like... interested in Hugo? I mean, I see you guys talk sometimes, and answer questions about each other, and just -- I don’t know, he doesn’t really seem like your type. I’m sure you’d be happier with someone like Jake or Lysander or Boot or whoever, so just... don’t hurt him, whatever it is you want from him. 

☮ for an apologetic text

[✉ TO ARI]: I’m sorry. I’ve been sorry since that first day in the hallways when I said mean things to you about your Sorting, I’ve been sorry everyday since then, and with all the horrible stuff happening lately, I’m especially sorry now. I know you don’t want my apologies because I’m not very good at giving them, so if you’re not interested in stuff getting any better, then just -- consider this me giving up. I guess I just had to say it one last time. 

☽ for a sleepy text

[✉ TO ARI]: Do you ever get nightmares sleeping in the Slytherin dorms? I heard that you’re practically underwater and it’s all weird and green and glowing, I feel like that would give me weird dreams. I don’t know... I like being able to wake up and look out at the stars. It makes the bad stuff I see in my sleep seem small. 

$ for a lying text

[✉ TO ARI]: I don’t need anybody. I don’t care if people don’t like me, I don’t care if everyone thinks I’m just that crazy Quidditch chick -- it’s just better this way, isn’t it? 

♣ for a bitching text

[✉ TO ARI]: Seriously, why the hell is Malfoy still the captain of the Slytherin team? He’s such a joke, they should just give all the money he used to buy the title back and let you have it instead. I’m sick of steamrolling Slytherin because they won’t just let someone competent run the damn team; a challenge would be nice, and I’m sure a team led by you would actually give us one of those. 

One time when I was really little, I was playing outside with Jason and Jules, but I got bored by whatever they were doing... so I started putting mud in my hair to try and make me look more like Belle from Beauty and the Beast.