โCOMICS 'ND DRINKS.โ
Pairing; Superboy prime x Venom Isekai'd!Reader
โ.หwherein; You and prime talk over drinks.
Tags; short, crack, fluff, this is my first time writing for prime plz dont execute me, reader is oblivious+idgafer final boss, gender neutral pronouns, reader is also more of a marvel fan, confessions, proof-read by my friend so if anything goes wrong thats them
โIโm just saying that it will be a better use of our time,โ you hear the agitating, grating voice of the symbiote in your head.
You groaned internally, โNo, Venomโstaying at our crappy hotel watching TV while snacking on chocolate is not a better use of our time.โ
Letโs go over this one more timeโ
โYouโre not this spider person you think you are,โ said Venom.
Canโt even let a person dream these days.
You ignore the parasite and continue on with your mental recap. Venom was almostโno, they were sure you were losing your mind.
Youโre not from around here.
You got into a classic truck crash from saving a kid and woke up in Gotham with an alien in your head.
Fine and dandy, am I right?
It wouldโve been fine and dandyโ
if you had only been transmigrated into your fandom.
You were ultimately as clueless as a newborn baby when you awakened and immediately saw cops chasing a criminal who was knocking down trash cans, a mugging happening right in front of a convenience store, and some bat with a kid wearing Christmas colors beating a couple of goons on the rooftop of the building you were leaning on for support.
Everything was also in monochrome for some odd reason. Except for the kid wearing Christmas colors.
It was safe to say you instantly clocked that you werenโt in the Marvel universe.
You remembered saying goodbye to the dream of having an upside-down kiss with Spider-Man.
You scrunched your nose at how you had to get used to the pollution in Gotham. The stink and water there were no joke.
At least you had your buddyโVenomโwith you.
You were surprised that you had transmigrated with the symbioteโa pleasant surprise, though.
It was relieving to have some sort of protectionโand something familiar you understoodโwith you in this new place.
You donโt want to go into all the details and adventures you and Venom had in Gotham, because it would take too long.
One thing was for sureโyou had fun. With Venom.
The run-ins with the bats were pretty A-okay.
You were sure a superfan would sell their soul to be in your place, but when you only know four thingsโlike youโit wasnโt all that. (With the exception of being in a world where actual superheroes existโthat was, likeโreally, really cool.)
The first thing you knew was Superman. Everybody knows Superman, duh.
Since you realized you were in Gotham (if it wasnโt already painfully obvious from how depressing the city was) from a huge sign on a billboard, that came second.
Third was that Batman is Bruce Wayne.
Fourth, Bruce Wayne is like Tony Stark but more emo.
Fifth, Nightwing fans are Larpers. (You didnโt even know who Nightwing was.)
That was actually five things, but you donโt really care. Venom had no idea until recently that youโre from another Earth or whateverโsince you set up a boundary that they werenโt allowed to poke around your mind.
You adjusted the strap of your bag while you unhurriedly walked down the streets of Metropolis. You were only in this city for business (buying comics and manga that werenโt released in Gotham yet).
That business actually brought you to meet your sort-of-new friend.
Clark Kent.
Nopeโnot the one you know.
The one who went bonkers from the destruction of your home. The one who got a redemption arc recently and is working in a comic bookstore.
Chill guy, am I right?
The two of you met in said comic bookstore, 500 Days of Summer record store scene style.
You were looking over the new releases and maybe accidentally said a Marvel reference under your breathโbecause that man went dashing to your side.
He was THRILLED to meet you as one of the last remnants of your homeworld. And hey, you were thrilled too, because someone could finally tell you whatโs up.
And when he heard you were the Venom in Gotham, boyโyou thought he was about to combust. (He earned a lot of shushes and glares that day.)
He basically yapped your ears off (not that you minded), to the point the manager had to grab his attention to assist the other customers.
When you checked out the comics, he complimented you on your tasteโand slid his number, written on a piece of paper you assumed he had torn off in a hurry.
[You]
Hi
+67 67676767
Meet me tomorrow at Super Cafรฉ 3pm
[You]
Ok
And that encounter led you to even more hangouts. Yay to a new friend. He was really helpful, because you finally clocked on who Nightwing is (labeled as โblue weird guyโ in your brain).
This Saturday at 3 PM in the afternoonโbecause that was prime time apparentlyโyou were on your way to meet CK again at Super Cafรฉ.
Venom usually does whatever they do in your brain because they donโt want to hear your โnerd discussions for nerds.โ
They were interested. Sometimes. Often. Seldom.
Oh hey, you're finally here.
Clark wavedโgrinning already. His dark hair was tousled like usual, and his glasses rested on the bridge of his nose. He was wearing a plaid red-and-black jacket with a black T-shirt underneath and pants.
He kind of looked like a millennial, if you were being honest.
You walked closer. He had picked one of the more secluded tables outside the cafรฉ, an umbrella shielding you both from the sun. Youโd mentioned once that you liked being outsideโhow you could actually feel and see the sunshine in Metropolis.
โHi, Clark. Sorry I was late,โ you greeted, taking the seat across from him.
โLate?โ he said, like he had to process it for a second. Then he smiled. โNah, itโs fine. Youโre here.โ
He slid a drink across the table toward you. โI ordered for you. Same as last time.โ
You took the plastic cup. Niceโstill cold.
โThanks, buddy,โ you nodded, taking a sip through the straw, the cold drink cutting cleanly through the warm afternoon.
He looked proud of himself. Maybe you should order a venti with one extra sweet drizzle caramel latte with two pumps of vanilla extract, whipped cream, two extra shots of espresso, plus a rainbow unicorn smoothie with pink sprinkles instead of rainbow and low-fat milk instead of regular cow next time.
He kept looking around, but he finally blurted out, โYou should come by often.โ
You were busy taking another long, comically loud sip of your drink.
You licked your lips. โWhere?โ
โโthe comic bookstore,โ he said quickly, like heโd been holding it in for a while. โI meanโnot just for the comics. I justโโ he scratched the back of his neck, glancing away for half a second. โItโd be nicer to have you around more.โ
You nodded with a hum.
โTrue. But donโt you have other buddies there?โ You raised a brow, setting your drink down with a soft thunk.
He huffed a laughโquick, almost disbelieving, like the question didnโt even make sense.
โUh, no. Not really.โ
Then he leaned forward slightly, more serious now.
โYouโre the only one who actually gets it.โ
Yeah, you kind ofโalready got used to his weird mood swings, so you just laughed it off. He said that a lotโyou being the only one who understands him or something.
โYeah, yeah,โ you waved him off lightly, leaning back in your chair. โI get it. Iโm special. Try not to cry about it.โ
โIโm notโโ he cut himself off, exhaling through his nose. โThatโs not what Iโwhatever.โ
You snorted, tapping your fingers against your cup. โRelax, Iโm messing with you.โ
โSo,โ you tilted your head, โwhat are we arguing about today?โ
His eyes lit up almost instantly, like a switch flipped.
โOkayโno, because Iโve been thinking about this,โ he leaned forward again, elbows on the table, fully locked in. โThat run we talked about? The alternate timeline one?โ
โThe depressing one where everything goes wrong because people canโt communicate?โ you deadpanned.
โThatโs notโโ he stopped, frowned, then pointed at you. โOkay, yeah, a little, but thatโs not the point.โ
โItโs a pretty big point.โ
โYouโre missing it,โ he insisted, faster now, words starting to stack over each other. โThe whole thing is about how one change affects everything. Like, itโs not just bad decisionsโitโs cause and effect. It matters.โ
'This guy is really geeked out.' surprisingly, Venom speaks up.
You hummed, dragging your straw around the inside of your cup. โI still think half of it was just the writer wanting an excuse to make everyone miserable.โ
โThatโs notโโ he leaned back for a second, running a hand through his hair, clearly trying to reset. Then he leaned in again. โNo, because if you look at the original versionโโ
โI have looked at the original version.โ
โThen you should know itโs not as developed.โ
You raised a brow. โNot as developed? That version actually takes time with the character instead of throwing him into a suffering speedrun.โ
โThatโs the point!โ he said again, louder this time, earning a glance from a nearby table. He lowered his voice slightly, but the intensity stayed. โIt shows what happens when things donโt go the way theyโre supposed to.โ
Wow, he is fired up about this stuff. Memories flash in your mind where you successfully rage-baited him by saying Wolverine should be on the Mount Rushmore of superheroes instead of Wonder Woman.
You glanced at the sidewalk, watching a teenager attempt to do a skateboarding trickโonly to fail horrendously.
โOkay. You're not even listening to me,โ Clark flatly said, taking one long sip of his drink.
You stuck your tongue out at him. โYou need to take a chill pill. And we need to talk about something better.โ
He stared at you, unimpressed.
โYeah, dude. Chill pill.โ You nodded. โYouโre likeโtwo sentences away from writing a whole essay on why continuity is the backbone of society.โ
โIt is important,โ he muttered, but there was less bite in it now.
โMm-hm. Sure. Weโll circle back to your manifesto later.โ You waved your hand dismissively. โNew topic.โ
He leaned back in his chair, arms still crossed, but he was listening.
โโฆFine,โ he said. โPick one.โ
You looked up at the sky, as if it has all the answers. Then you perked up. โI know! Comic couples.โ
You went on, โMy personal favorite is Gwen Stacy and Peter Parkerโโ
He immediately coughed, loud and dramatically covering his mouth like heโd just been personally attacked.
โBIASED!โ he choked out, coughing again for emphasis.
You shot him a look. โDude. Okay, fineโmaybe itโs because of The Amazing Spider-Man movies, butโโ
he drawled, โBiiiaaaased,โ pretending to sneeze right after.
You ignored him and continued, โMary Jane Watson is, like, obviously cool too. Sheโs perfect for him, and we need Paul DEADโโ you waved your hands around. โOkay, enough about that. How about you, Clark? Whatโs your favorite comic pairing?โ
He scoffed, pushing his glasses back up the bridge of his nose. โI donโt give a fuck. Itโs just writers bashing each otherโs pairs. One run is this couple, the next is that. Itโs the same shit over and over again.โ
You rested your cheek on your hand. โYeahโฆ but whatโs your favorite pair?โ
Clark took a second too long to respond, but he mumbled out, โsuperboyandvenom.โ
โWhat? Didnโt quite catch that, buddy.โ You leaned in slightly closer.
โSuperboy and Venom,โ he saidโabsolutely certain this time.
You blinked at him.
โOkay. Wow. Didnโt take you as a rare pair guy, butโโ Clark opened his mouth to argue, but it died on his tongue as he pinched the bridge of his nose and sighed instead.
โItโs okay, buddy. I donโt judge.โ
โโฆYou are literally judging me right now.โ
โIโm not,โ you said immediately. โIโm thinking. Thereโs a difference.โ
He dropped his hand from his face and looked at youโreally looked at you this timeโlike he was trying to decide if you were messing with him or if this was just how you operated as a person.
โ...Youโre unbelievable.โ
โThank you,โ you nodded, taking another sip of your drink.
โSuperboy and Venom?โ you repeated, slower this time, tilting your head. โLikeโromantically? Or are we talkingโฆ like a team-up?โ
โTake it as anything you want..โ Clark replied vaguely, his ears were tipped red. Poor guy, must've gotten slammed for shipping Venom and Superboy back then.
Huh.. You've never considered Eddie Brock and Conner Kent though. (Yes you know conner thanks to Clark.)
It would be an interesting duo.. to say the least.
You leaned back in your chair, straw still between your lips, eyes unfocused as your brain started connecting dots that probably shouldnโt be connected.
โโฆThatโs kind of insane.โ
Clark immediately perked up. โRight? It's nice though rigโโ
โNo, likeโactually,โ you continued, lowering your drink. โYouโve got a person who willingly shares their body with an alien parasiteโโ
โWE prefer partner,โ Venom cut in, mildly offended.
โโand then a super with, like, pre-installed identity issues,โ you finished, gesturing vaguely with your cup. โThats like, wow. Already tons of problems.โ
Clark shook his head immediately. โNo, itโs not. Itโsโโ he hesitated, searching, then leaned forward like heโd just found the perfect argument, โโitโs complementary.โ
You stared at him, โYeahโokay? maybe I see it,โ
โThink about itโone of them chose what they are. The other one didnโt get that luxury,โ he said, a little bit more defensive.
You clicked your tongue. โStill sounds like theyโd argue every five minutes.โ
โThey would,โ he admitted.
You rubbed your temple. โAnywayโpoint is, yeah, itโs interesting. In a โthis could go horribly wrongโ kind of way.โ
Clarkโs lips twitched, like he was holding back a smile. โ...Or right.โ
You snorted. โYouโre really rooting for this, huh?โ
And he definitely put a lot of thought in this pairing. Venom groaned, like they were getting something you weren't.
โAlso, isn't the age gap bigโlike eddie is,โ you were about to continue but Clark stared at you so dumbfoundedly.
โWhat eddieโ? Do you seriously think I'm talking about Eddie Brock right nowโโ Clark lets out a frustrated groan, burying his head on his hands.
โIM TALKING ABOUT US! YOU AND ME!โ
The other customers glanced at your table, making your cheeks go warm. Or was it because of Clark saying that you two would be a good pairโugh whatever. You don't know.
โOh.โ you said out of automatic response, then pausedโโOhhโฆโ as realization finally dawned on you.
Clark looked like he wanted the ground to open up and swallow him whole.
His ears were still red. Actuallyโworse now. He dragged a hand down his face again, groaning under his breath. โYeah. โOh.โ Great. Awesome. Glad we got there.โ
His hands were still in his hair, shoulders tense, like he was trying to rewind the last five seconds and failing miserably.
โI didnโt meanโโ he started, then stopped, groaning under his breath. โNo, I did mean it, justโnot likeโโ
โLike what?โ you asked, tilting your head.
โI mean, I did mean itโjust..โ he forced the words out, โNot in the team way,โ
โWaitโso this whole timeโyou werenโt talking about Eddie Brock and Conner?โ
Clark stared at you like youโd just asked if air was optional.
โNo.โ
โAnd not, like, hypothetically?โ
โNo.โ
โAnd not in a โcool concept, would be fun to readโ way?โ
โNo,โ he repeated, more tired now.
โI mean,โ you shrugged after a second, โyou couldโve just said that.โ
Clark let out a disbelieving laugh. โI tried.โ
โWhen?โ
โJust now. And earlier. Andโโ he gestured vaguely, clearly exasperated. โYou justโkeep missing it.โ
โWell, you should've been more specificโโ
Clark let out a breath, leaning back in his chair, one hand covering his eyes now. โUnbelievable.โ
You tapped your fingers against your cup again, glancing at him.
โโฆSo,โ you said, casualโtoo casual, โyou think weโd work?โ
โHe literally just technically said that, you dumb oaf,โ Venom, once again voices out another unwanted opinion, and you once again, ignore them.
Clark didnโt answer right away. His hand dropped from his face, and he looked at you againโless flustered now, more certain.
โYeah,โ he said.
Great. Because you think so too.
A/N; I am literally taking shots in the dark rn. Plz let me know if i shot atleast one. Reader is based off on this fic, check it out its so good.
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