#veilposting

my players have latched onto this objectively horrible NPC with Blond Man Syndrome. he's terrible in combat. he's actively hostile to half of them. his job is making sure the police are allowed to get away with police brutality. they keep him around exclusively to put him in awkward situations and psychological torture nexuses. two of them have a side quest going where they're trying to seduce his wife and make her realize she's a lesbian so she'll leave him. he blackmailed the bard today and her response was to go "you're into monsterfucking i think" and bite him. i live in constant fear of what they're gonna do to him next. it's awesome. they're taking him to russia next week