#vcrtexqueen

( unknown number ): hEYOOO !! LIL BLONDE BISH !! it’s harl, your fave aCcidenT!!( unknown number ): i mighta snipped a couple of ur friend’s fingers in order to get ur # aND O M G !! it was super fun, i’ll tell u all abt it when i see u, bestie( unknown number ): we should totz meet up for some boiling hot coffee so that i could sPLASH IT IN YOUR UGLY FACE !!( unknown number ): damn, stupid autocorrect. i didn’t mean that. sorry.

                    ❛     i’m not human.     ❜    

                     it might be an unexpected reaction, but harley quinn is cackling as if someone told her the best joke in the universe     ——     there are even signs of tears in the corners of her eyes.         ❛     GOOD ONE !!     ❜           she’s trying to catch her breath, both hands resting on top of her aching stomach. she inhales deeply & keeps a smile on her face as she approaches the other. she grabs a fistful of that blonde hair & yanks her towards herself so that she could whisper in her ear.         ❛     listen ta me, ya lil airheaded bitch     ——     i’m aboutta accidentally make a pancake outta ya.     ❜

yeah !! but like, its not like anybody in the irl vortex club cant have any other friends, like a lot of the ones ive seen, though theyre a main group, the branch out so it isnt just.... just them and then the rest of the fandom?? so like, i dont get the big deal of it yall seem so chill