#vastardposting

I think I've finally figured what the upside of the Buried is.

“send boob pics” NOPE. ENJOY SKY BLUE

The Green Sun is NOT that big. There is NO way it's that big. You're telling me that there is a population 3 star that's at least 10^53 kg and it has somehow been going for billions of years. It should have already exploded in a superluminous supernova to end all superluminous supernovae. The scene was getting cool and weird and spooky and then it hit me with something that immediately dropped the suspension of disbelief on the floor.

Falling? That's what CHICKENS do! Small domesticated fowl that can lay as many as 250 eggs a year! You aren't a small domesticated fowl that can lay as many as 250 eggs a year, are you? No, you gotta stop falling and start going up! Why did we ever think falling was a good idea? Just go up high enough and you straight-up stop having an up and a down and a left and a right!