#vassekocho

Oh MY GOD, if you don't I will. I am so so curious about what this would even look like. It looks like Scrogge is Jean Valjean? What was their criteria for this? How did they land on the grasping supercapitalist as morally upright man on the run? Shouldn't Mickey be Jean Valjean, isn't he the 'nice one'?

Describing Roy as brain in a jar is beautiful. Also, thank you for the detail that Armatrong is good at compliments, that can be a tough skill to master, and I bet he is a natural (after all, it is something passed down in Armstrong family through generations)

I would absolutely marry Saionji. I don't think Saionji is good, exactly, but I do think i could cow and dominate him, and that's enough for me. I think I could train him to do my chores in his gay-ass little apron and like it. I think he longs to kept by a mean lesbian but he just doesn't know how to format his resume for the job.

I would fuck Touga, not because I think he would be any good at it, but because I think he's slightly more likely to shut the fuck up while I'm trying to get us through the choreography like a fucking teacher at the toddler ballet recital. The last thing I need while I'm trying to explain where the clitoris is, is a moment of "Ah, yes, Lucifer searched for the clitoris among the stars, and he was--" "Bitch have you read an AI summary of the wikipedia for anything BUT Paradise Lost?'

JFC I cannot fully express how this made me feel, but it is amazing, start to finish, and this line in particular just... took me out: "This was what united the battlefield with the ramen shop, in truth, was her capacity to weep. Some people are born to their gifts. " Holy fuck, the impact. I am not nearly familiar enough with Shakespeare to fully appreciate it, but my god,

​Thank you so much!! I actually was really shocked so many people liked this, you know what's weird is how easy it is to get your own head. *I* know how long this took to write and how many plays I had to practically re-read to do it, so I was like, "This is difficult and clunky and sucks and I can't write Michiru anymore" but...no one else sees how the work is done. I'm just being insane. So thank you so much! My hope was actually that it was a fun read even if you weren't picking out the lines!

Thank you! It reminded me of how much fun Michiru's voice can be, and why I enjoy writing her so much in the first place. I don't have very many characters in the dollhouse on which I can dump my annoying ass education, vocabulary, and capacity for snobbery. It's her! I have Roy, too, and, you know I am thankful every day for him dropping SUn Tzu in a fucking duel so I could run with it. But as I was telling jetty when I was writing this, Roy doesn't have the same insane voice, and Jetty added perfectly 'he doesn't have the money" and yes exactly! Anyway, she can be so fun and it was a blast to revisit and inspires me to write her more.

thank you both!! It was a real challenge to write so it feels great that it landed.

Thank you! I think Michiru is so fun because she is nearly always with a sense of poetry to her speech even if she doesn't mean to, and YES THIS IS ALL ABOUT HER

Ghost: Shiori. I don't have the strength to deal with her. Haha

Fuck: Kozue. Could be a fun little romp

Oh god.

Marry: Touga. We're going to work on deconstruction together! He could be a decent guy if we can get him to unpack his compulsive toxic masculinity. There is going to be therapy. "Do you truly want to embrace masculinity, or is a shield you're hiding a more feminine desire behind." We'll get there!

Fuck: Touga. I'll convince him it's sexiest with him gagged XD

No, thank you for telling me! I think the salmon cups, and so many things really, are only improved by the addition of mustard and dill, so...I mean I might even do that now that you mention it, I think that is how I usually do salmon things. Who knows man.

Also! I WISH I could put hot honey on anything, but my family is a bunch of fucking tender violets and if I wave a cayenne pepper in the general direction they'll cry. Which kills me because I LOVE spicy food. I love it so much. I love SPICY SPICY food. And yet here I am, trapped.