You said something about wanting Varus ideas so how about him with a reader who likes to make suggestive remarks about his appearance?
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I think it's always important to remember that Varus is 3 people in one so sometimes his reactions can be a little weird depending on what the 2 guys inside of his head think lol
That being said, if you're a human, Kai would absolutely try to keep Varus the fuck away from you
If you make a flirtatios comment about his slim waist, and Varus opens his mouth to respond, Kai would fight so hard to rather make him shut up, or to say something mean in return to drive you away
It could be a little awkward in the beginning until Varus manages to get them in check, because it would look like he's uncomfortable with your comments
BUT as soon as he manages to make Kai shut the fuck up, oh that man is puffing up like a peacock
He knows his new body is in it's peak in all senses, strength, agility, and of course, beauty, and he was a man before so it's not like he doesn't remember his pride on superficial things such as looking good
Varus will hold back from saying things back to you, but once Kai is in check it will be SO obvious how much he thrieves in your words and is genuinely just playing hard to get
He particularly loves comments about his chest and waist, and they can be from suggestive to downright explicit he won't care (it'll actually get him even happier)
Varus will be there smiling like the cat who got the cream, so pleased with your attention and clear desire for him
(He really does thrive in attention and complements, like most darkin, but also like most men)
And eventually, once Val and Kai realize he's actually sincere with his intentions and isn't planning some cruel darkin torture-murder thing for you, they'd be so fucking noisy in his head
Val would make a list of things Varus should say back to you, solemnly believing he should answer with the same coin
While Kai would insist Varus behaves like a gentleman
(They genuinely think that having you around, indulging Varus into such human things as his appearance, is good to touch into his humanity more and more)
He does none, acting like a spoiled cat who wants more attention but won't act on it
If possible he would try to pamper up more to impress you and get more comments! Do his hair in a different way, magically change his "pants" to have an even lower waistline...
Varus would think he can tease you until you turn your remarks into actions, and he would work hard!
Also, if a day comes in which you see him and don't say anything... he will get angry, sulky kind of angry, wondering why the hell did you have nothing to say? You don't find his appearance pleasant or desirable anymore?
Or was it a joke? Valmar brings up the option and he hates it, so you better talk louder about his pretty mouth when you see him again or he will be pissed
