Mar 24, 2023
I was put on this earth to be a funky bastard and I will funky bastard my way through life until God smites me for my hubris.
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I was put on this earth to be a funky bastard and I will funky bastard my way through life until God smites me for my hubris.
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WAKE UP BABES A NEW CRYPTID JUST DROPPED
SHE'S FINE, SHE'S FRESH, SHE'S POISONOUS IF INGESTED, SHE IS
SEXY MANDRAKE WOMAN
Ipsa, @corvidacryptida, is out and about
You never see all of the cryptids together in one place.
God won't let it happen a second time.
Sometimes I look at the Others and I wonder
Where on earth did you sprout from?
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We've got a playlist! The creative genius of Ferne has given is a banger playlist to listen to while lurking in a bog. Go forth and create eldritch horror!
Person: what time is it?
Me: hang on *pulls out small rodent, slices it open, pokes through the entrails*
Me: It's 2:30
Cryptid Introduction: Ferne, the "somewhat emo bigfoot"
I'm nowhere near the oldest of the cryptids, and I'm not the most elusive either. I'm normally the one you'll see the most pictures of, wandering in the woods. If you're ever trying to lure me out of my hiding spot, try leaving some energy drinks around, perhaps I'll pop out and say hello 🖤